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krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

I'm going to report you to the [useless board that does nothing]!!!!!

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A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
im gonna gay up each and every one of your dragon dildos

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Step off bud. Unless... You wanna step on

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

no its Vague and Unconvincing Threats, not Vague and Unconvincing Traps
when I get ahold of you, you're gonna be SO shmorkied

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

no its Vague and Unconvincing Threats, not Vague and Unconvincing Traps

I'll correct you!

Francis Baconator
Jul 11, 2008

Thanks for the avatar man!
I'll show you an unseen force.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Like you can get enough force

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
You do not want the Otherkin community as your enemy, buddy.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



you're on the wrong side of the tracks without a paddle

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

I plead the blood of jesus

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009

social vegan posted:

i gotta fist full of salt and an rear end full of pepper and you're about to become a seasoned professional

dont make me read the complete works of jane austen

i'll do it.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
You'd better watch out, you'd better not cry, you'd better not pout, I'm tellin' you, guy!

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
I'll deliver a full toss directly at your middle wicket.

Captain_Indigo
Jul 29, 2007

"That’s cheating! You know the rules: once you sacrifice something here, you don’t get it back!"

I got a can of BOP with your name on it.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Mount Saint Caucus is about to blooooooow :ssj:

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
when we both go to jail after this I'm totally gonna tell everyone in lockup you cried like a bitch

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZODtmaHIQng

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
willow: one of these days, burglekutt. i'm gonna--
burglekutt: you're gonna what? aaaaaahhhhhh ha ha ha ha

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Your friends told me who you are. I'll put the "Z"'s on both cheeks... you'll remember me for the rest of your life

Nuclear Pogostick
Apr 9, 2007

Bouncing towards victory
i'm gonna lick all your doorknobs so you'll have to wash your hands every time you want to open or close the doors, buddy

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

see these lips? in five seconds they'll be massaging your rear end in a top hat.

SYSV Fanfic
Sep 9, 2003

by Pragmatica
One day.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Did you know I'm a top DJ? No? Well I might just choose to put a little chin music on the turntable next set.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



hey rear end in a top hat u lookin' to get stirb'd?

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
I'm going to let you in on a rad lifehack that involves getting out of dodge before i get real mad

digiana
May 11, 2008
Vague and Unconvincing LPC Impersonations ITT

Captain_Indigo
Jul 29, 2007

"That’s cheating! You know the rules: once you sacrifice something here, you don’t get it back!"

These fists are a one-way ticket to Terror Town, and the name on that ticket is your name. The conductor is calling 'all aboard'. You ready to take a trip?

Doppelganger
Oct 11, 2002

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
It's time to take out the trash... and I'm all outta trash.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Your rear end is grass, and I'm a huge stoner.

W424
Oct 21, 2010
I shaved my mustache so it won't tickle and wake you up when I softly kiss you.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



welcome to pound town population: you


and me

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
you wouldnt like me when youre angry!

Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014



You're entreatin' a beatin'.

You're incitin' a smitin'. (Only use if you are God)

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Morituri posted:

Vague and Unconvincing LPC Impersonations ITT

Gonna claw at you like a kodiak bear, homes. I'll swoop down like a crane

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Monkey Fracas posted:

I'm going to let you in on a rad lifehack that involves getting out of dodge before i get real mad

if you keep monkeying around... there's gonna be a fracas

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i hear the weather in my fist is great this time of year

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday, so when I get to three I'm gonna start counting.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



I got two balls

*get right up on them*

But I'm about to have 3

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Don't let your mouth write a check without endorsing it over to your body. Otherwise, when your body goes to cash it, you'll find the hand bank is closed. And a closed hand is a fist, bucko. My fist.

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



you're one tool shed short a couple tools but I'd be careful if you think about spending that gift certificate I bought you for Home Depot. I don't think you can handle the hammer. the. hammer.

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