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dk2m posted:she gave me my stuff back, we hugged and then i came back to apartment to cry, masturbate and im planning a long and horrible road of self-destruction ahead that involves alchol drugs and getting fired maybe What are you? Some sort of gay? Girls are gross and crying is for girls. Be a real man and go drinking with a male friend and start jacking each other off but it won't be homo as you're just trying it and you're barely even crying.
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Jan 15, 2015 15:28
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Shed your pathetic, weak fleshbody and ascend to an existence of pure energy. Then constantly annoy her by reminding her how you're above petty concerns such as jamming unwashed nethers together in the hopes of a brief reprieve from the crushing monotony and insignificance of human existence and that you are now deeply enmeshed in the fabric of the universe's entirety. Then throw yourself into a black hole or something.
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Jan 15, 2015 15:40
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IPAs are loving terrible and I cant wait until this terrible fad is over hurr i drink beer ice cold so i need to hop the poo poo out of it to taste anything at all
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Jan 15, 2015 15:41
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Cthulu Carl posted:Shed your pathetic, weak fleshbody and ascend to an existence of pure energy. Then constantly annoy her by reminding her how you're above petty concerns such as jamming unwashed nethers together in the hopes of a brief reprieve from the crushing monotony and insignificance of human existence and that you are now deeply enmeshed in the fabric of the universe's entirety. I was just gonna read things and make music again but I guess I could do this too
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Jan 15, 2015 15:49
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Op girls like a man who will fight to keep them. Shows u care. Try calling or texting every hour or so and if that doesn't work try calling her best friend to get info. U are welcome for the tips.
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Jan 15, 2015 15:51
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Sancho posted:Op girls like a man who will fight to keep them. Shows u care. Try calling or texting every hour or so and if that doesn't work try calling her best friend to get info. U are welcome for the tips. Would u also endorse the writing, production, and ultimate execution of a one man prog rock band set in a fantasy realm where I'm a cool buff dude that wears shades and Bahama shorts with a pink tank top. When he on beach he say "clams? Shiiiiiit I eat clams all day" and then a guitar solo oh god I'm so lonely
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Jan 15, 2015 16:11
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girls like a man who revenge-posts all her titpics on random forums. like this one. right here.
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Jan 15, 2015 17:45
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dk2m posted:Would u also endorse the writing, production, and ultimate execution of a one man prog rock band set in a fantasy realm where I'm a cool buff dude that wears shades and Bahama shorts with a pink tank top. When he on beach he say "clams? Shiiiiiit I eat clams all day" and then a guitar solo oh god I'm so lonely I would indeed
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Jan 15, 2015 17:57
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echronorian posted:I wonder how many times OP has stalked her since he posted this
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Jan 15, 2015 17:58
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The Mad Archivist posted:I would indeed
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Jan 15, 2015 18:13
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hit the gym to help get yourself over her and to get buff for when you decide to get back into the dating scene once you start getting buff fall in love with your own muscles and forget about dating in favor of working more on those muscles since they'll never abandon you flex in the mirror a lot
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Jan 15, 2015 18:42
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did u find anoter gf yet
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Jan 15, 2015 21:06
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Hesh Ballantine posted:
do you like warm ale OP should just bootstrap himself out of this temporary depression or buy a new pair of boots depends if you have boots or not (straps irrelevant)
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