What is the best hot sauce?

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What is the best hot souce?
	Frank's Red Hot Sauce
	Tobasco Sauce

Cosmic Charlie: Apr 6, 2009; How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

The best mexican saus for your dollar is valentina, its like a buck fifty for a liter. I really like el yucateca but ive heard the lead levels are really high.

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Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

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Cosmic Charlie posted:

The best mexican saus for your dollar is valentina, its like a buck fifty for a liter. I really like el yucateca but ive heard the lead levels are really high.

i really wish canada wasnt so dumb about importing stuff, all the basics here cost almost as much as the premium stuff

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Bum the Sad: Aug 25, 2002; Hell Gem

Cosmic Charlie posted:

The best mexican saus for your dollar is valentina, its like a buck fifty for a liter. I really like el yucateca but ive heard the lead levels are really high.

Valentina is trash.

Valentina Extra Hot is great.

For the ignorant Valentina is chili powder and vinegar with zero heat what so ever. Its not a hot sauce.

Valentina extra hot is spicy chili powder and vinegar. Has a mild heat level on par with Franks or Louisiana.

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Canned Panda: Jul 10, 2012

There is only one good hot sauce, and that sauce is Sriracha. :colbert:

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Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

Ableist Kinkshamer posted:

I like their habanero sauce a lot

Ableist Kinkshamer posted:

cholula LOL. bougie bitch.

Ableist Kinkshamer posted:

lol no one has ever heard of dave's insanity sauce! also it forgives buying and/or owning cholula, preferred mexican hot sauce of bourgeois bitches everywhere

Ableist Kinkshamer posted:

wow, take a gander at this complete sell out to the liberal patriarchy

Al Cowens posted:

I post in GBS and I have strong judgy opinions about hot sauce and the people that like it

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Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

nice poll OP to lovely, lovely hot sauces

hows the midwest doing idiot?

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Bishop: Aug 15, 2000

"Scorned woman"

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Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

Marie Sharp's makes fantastic hot sauce.

And Valentina is horrible

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huskarl_marx: Oct 13, 2013; by zen death robot

Chabasco aka chipotle tobasco is p good, but cholula is the best

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Bum the Sad: Aug 25, 2002; Hell Gem

Bruce Kison posted:

And Valentina is horrible

Yes regular is by read my post. He Extra Hot is good. You just gotta treat it like chili powder. Don't add it to poo poo you don't think could benefit from chili powder.

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Cosmic Charlie: Apr 6, 2009; How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

Valentina might be the best thing that comes in a bottle

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serious norman: Dec 13, 2007; im pickle rick!!!!

Ketchup.

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Cosmic Charlie: Apr 6, 2009; How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

Ketchups a good sauce

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a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

el super mexiccano burrito salsa ,sẽnor

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Peanut Butler: Jul 25, 2003

semen OP

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Government Handjob: Nov 1, 2004; Gudbrandsglasnost; College Slice

Tabasco has a smoked Chipotle sauce that is pretty good, at least it doesn't have the same vinegar-y taste to it.
However, that isn't a HOT sauce.
Blair's Mega Death Sauce however. A few drops of that in your chili con Carne and you'll be sweating tears of happiness from your scalp.

# ? Jan 15, 2015 08:36

unlimited shrimp: Aug 30, 2008

Canned Panda posted:

There is only one good hot sauce, and that sauce is Sriracha.

sracha is good because it adds good flavor + heat

franks & tabasco I only like on pizza tbh

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Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

Secret Aardvark is so delicious, and is a fun thing to say as a bonus.

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Dr. Fraiser Chain: May 18, 2004; Redlining my shit posting machine

That steamed carrot was a bit spicy for me.

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a bay: Oct 14, 2014; by Lowtax

My favorite hot sauces are Tabasco and Frank's Red Hot and if you haven't tried them I highly recommend it if you like spicey stuff.

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El Estrago Bonito: Dec 17, 2010; Scout Finch Bitch

I like Bufalo, it's cheap and tastes pretty good. I used to buy the big rear end jugs of Louisiana hot sauce when I made a lot of wings.

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Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

The brown sauce from el yucateco. The lead makes it tasty.

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Tiresias2: May 31, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

Neither, it's valentina you dumb rear end.

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John Denver Hoxha: May 31, 2014; What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts

I dont get how franks can call itself hot sauce, it tastes like drinking vinegar

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Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

if we're restricting it to louisiana-style hot sauces then gently caress yeah tabasco

otherwise you open this Event Horizon-style gateway into the realm of cool mexican and asian hot sauces

magically making eggs not-lovely, yeah hotsauce

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open container: Sep 16, 2008

I WILL DESTROY YOU OP

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a messed up horse: Mar 11, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

tabasco's the best thing to put on eggs but that's all it's for

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KaiserSchnitzel: Feb 23, 2003; Hey baby I think we Havel lot in common

Cholula

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KaiserSchnitzel: Feb 23, 2003; Hey baby I think we Havel lot in common

Doffen posted:

Tabasco has a smoked Chipotle sauce that is pretty good, at least it doesn't have the same vinegar-y taste to it.

No offense but I'm going to provide a counter opinion that the chipotle Tabasco is really, really disgusting.

This is, however, just my opinion, and it doesn't invalidate yours in any way. I'm against all forms of oppression.

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let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

Bruce Kison posted:

Marie Sharp's makes fantastic hot sauce.

came here to post this

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Salsa Huichol. Get the picante with the red cap.

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buzzsaw.gif posted:

No offense but I'm going to provide a counter opinion that the chipotle Tabasco is really, really disgusting.

This is, however, just my opinion, and it doesn't invalidate yours in any way. I'm against all forms of oppression.

I think it tastes cool and good, but some people really don't that smokey pepper flavor.

It's also not hot at all and I donno about dumping overpowering flavor on top of my delicious food UNLESS I'm getting that endorphin poo poo going too

GBS what is a super hot sauce that also tastes really good I want that

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a bay: Oct 14, 2014; by Lowtax

open container posted:

I WILL DESTROY YOU OP

That's insane, why would you destory a perfectly good bay.

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Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

buzzsaw.gif posted:

No offense but I'm going to provide a counter opinion that the chipotle Tabasco is really, really disgusting.

This is, however, just my opinion, and it doesn't invalidate yours in any way. I'm against all forms of oppression.

a bar I like gives you chipotle tabasco at the table and if you mix it 1:1 with ketchup it makes a nice sauce to dip your fries in

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Charles Bukowski: Aug 26, 2003; Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner; Grimey Drawer

I like Sriracha. I like rear end Kickin' Roasted Garlic Hot Sauce.

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gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

Al Cowens posted:

I post in GBS and I have strong judgy opinions about hot sauce and the people that like it

I judge people who judge people

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sexy young infidel: Nov 13, 2014; Faggot of the Year
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slurm, OP

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Chris Christie: Dec 26, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Texas Pete (I'm white trash).

It's not really hot but it taste's better than Franks or Tabasco.

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gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

spicy ketchup

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