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a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
How many crew members woke up to discover they had eaten their friends and loved ones during the several days they had become space monsters?

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


i dunno never saw it op

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
"While I was a space wolf I ate my wife. How do I cope with the guilt counsellor Troi?"
"I sense you feel guilty"

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

let me just check in my brain for all of the star trek episodes organised by their episode name

no wait, i've had sex, i can't do that

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

i dunno never saw it op

The crew gets turned into space monsters and Worf tries to eat everyone and have sex with troi who is now a mermaid.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


is troi the arab one with nice tits

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

is troi the arab one with nice tits

Yeah she is an Arab or Greek or something

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

a pipe smoking dog posted:

Yeah she is an Arab or Greek or something

Nice Earthling privilege shitlord! She is a Betazoid!

Jace Madan
Apr 10, 2007

A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.
Truth is, Barclay secretly wanted to stay a spider. It was the happiest he'd ever been.

Grandma Panic!
Nov 4, 2006
hey gently caress u pipedog u know the casualties exactly you just want to ruin it for eveyone else.
we all had to deal with that poo poo man. you will never know. You Will Never loving K.now.

eat a dick OP u haven't been there.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
haha loving nerds am I right, not me though, just other people who know this dumb nerd poo poo as well.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
I can't remember what the explanation for them transforming into monster animals was, but it seemed p. unrealistic. It was like de-evolution or something.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
*the classroom is blood drenched*
"I must have turned into a Vulcan space bear and eaten all the children on this space ship. Well better write a report about it. I eagerly await our next space adventure."

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

The Dennis System posted:

I can't remember what the explanation for them transforming into monster animals was, but it seem p. unrealistic. It was like de-evolution or something.

Barclay got space flu and crushers space cure made everyone devolve for some reason.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Riker routes all his porno traffic through Data until Data starts physically manifesting viruses contained in JANEWAY-DOUBLEENDER.BAT.zip such as toxic shock syndrome and gynoid hysterics.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

a pipe smoking dog posted:

Barclay got space flu and crushers space cure made everyone devolve for some reason.

it was scary when data turned into a graphing calculator

Grandma Panic!
Nov 4, 2006

Nigmaetcetera posted:

it was scary when data turned into a graphing calculator

hey wow some episodes of Enterprise were kind of ok cool story bro go eat a dick

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Billmac posted:

hey wow some episodes of Enterprise were kind of ok cool story bro go eat a dick

I've seen every episode of enterprise but I can only remember one clearly

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I've seen every episode of enterprise but I can only remember one clearly

All I remember about enterprise is that there were a couple of hot chicks on the show, Hoshi and some Vulcan.

Nanpa
Apr 24, 2007
Nap Ghost
nuclear wessels

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
"after seeing so many people killed today guinan, I need a drink"
"Im sorry commander someone turned into a cat person and pissed all over the bar. Also we can't replicate booze for some reason?"

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Fonzarelli posted:

let me just check in my brain for all of the star trek episodes organised by their episode name

no wait, i've had sex, i can't do that
star trek fans have had sex too, it's just the sort that's frowned upon

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

lol at all the GOONS pretending to be too good for trek: and TNG at taht!

op, probably quite a few but as the episode 'Lower Decks' demonstrated, the proles pretty much live an existence of constant fear, narrow understanding and irrelevance.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

so who cares lol.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

opus111 posted:

so who cares lol.
hmm th e double post indicates nervousness.. youve got something to hide and im using my vulcan mind rear end grab to figure out what.. youd better fess up before i fess it out of you bub

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

opus111 posted:

lol at all the GOONS pretending to be too good for trek: and TNG at taht!

op, probably quite a few but as the episode 'Lower Decks' demonstrated, the proles pretty much live an existence of constant fear, narrow understanding and irrelevance.

The officers could at least lock themselves in their rooms, I imagine all the ensigns and poo poo ate each other in their crappy dorm rooms.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i like the episode where kirk and spock are being chased by a giant black house cat

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

cats paw, S2E01,.

come at me bro

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

edit................ it was episode 7 ?! :(

~*hands in trek card~*

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

it was the halloween ep for season 2 i think

more shows need hallowen eps

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


If you can find it, ask the Star Wars Chat thread which morphed into the Star Trek chat thread somehow.

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



Data's cat spontaneously changed genders and had kittens in this episode and that made it a p. ok ep, because kittens :3:

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

a pipe smoking dog posted:

"While I was a space wolf I ate my wife. How do I cope with the guilt counsellor Troi?"
"I sense you feel guilty"

BiggerJ
May 21, 2007

What shall we do with him? A permaban, perhaps? Probate him for a few years? Or...shall we employ a big red custom title? You, the goons of SA, shall decide his fate.
Suicide is as good a cause of death for a redshirt as any.

Do they still wear red in that time period or did the Federation realize they'd given an entire color a bad name?

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

numberoneposter posted:

i like the episode where kirk and spock are being chased by a giant black house cat

I'm sad the pipe cleaner aliens never came back.

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe
"Your son served with dignity and honor. Then I turned into a space caveman and smashed him to death. Sorry for your loss

Sincerely space riker"

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
remember when that girl asked to have her character killed off to pursue other acting options

whoops

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde

BiggerJ posted:

Suicide is as good a cause of death for a redshirt as any.

Do they still wear red in that time period or did the Federation realize they'd given an entire color a bad name?

no by the TNG era they wore yellow along with, and this makes no sense to any thinking being, engineering

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
remember that episode where the entire planet was nothing but drug addicts at an eternal war over basically heroin and picard's solution was to destroy all their drugs and tell them to deal with it?

an entire planet going through withdrawals at once not very smart jean-luc

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

FizFashizzle posted:

remember when that girl asked to have her character killed off to pursue other acting options

whoops
she didnt want to be typecast as an employed actor

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