After the events of the Star Trek episode "genesis"

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a pipe smoking dog: Jan 25, 2010; "haha, dogs can't smoke!"

How many crew members woke up to discover they had eaten their friends and loved ones during the several days they had become space monsters?

# ¿ Jan 15, 2015 09:21

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 01:36

a pipe smoking dog: Jan 25, 2010; "haha, dogs can't smoke!"

"While I was a space wolf I ate my wife. How do I cope with the guilt counsellor Troi?"
"I sense you feel guilty"

# ¿ Jan 15, 2015 09:22

a pipe smoking dog: Jan 25, 2010; "haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

i dunno never saw it op

The crew gets turned into space monsters and Worf tries to eat everyone and have sex with troi who is now a mermaid.

# ¿ Jan 15, 2015 09:23

a pipe smoking dog: Jan 25, 2010; "haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

is troi the arab one with nice tits

Yeah she is an Arab or Greek or something

# ¿ Jan 15, 2015 09:28

a pipe smoking dog: Jan 25, 2010; "haha, dogs can't smoke!"

*the classroom is blood drenched*
"I must have turned into a Vulcan space bear and eaten all the children on this space ship. Well better write a report about it. I eagerly await our next space adventure."

# ¿ Jan 15, 2015 10:06

a pipe smoking dog: Jan 25, 2010; "haha, dogs can't smoke!"

The Dennis System posted:

I can't remember what the explanation for them transforming into monster animals was, but it seem p. unrealistic. It was like de-evolution or something.

Barclay got space flu and crushers space cure made everyone devolve for some reason.

# ¿ Jan 15, 2015 10:07

a pipe smoking dog: Jan 25, 2010; "haha, dogs can't smoke!"

"after seeing so many people killed today guinan, I need a drink"
"Im sorry commander someone turned into a cat person and pissed all over the bar. Also we can't replicate booze for some reason?"

# ¿ Jan 15, 2015 11:14

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 01:36

a pipe smoking dog: Jan 25, 2010; "haha, dogs can't smoke!"

opus111 posted:

lol at all the GOONS pretending to be too good for trek: and TNG at taht!

op, probably quite a few but as the episode 'Lower Decks' demonstrated, the proles pretty much live an existence of constant fear, narrow understanding and irrelevance.

The officers could at least lock themselves in their rooms, I imagine all the ensigns and poo poo ate each other in their crappy dorm rooms.

# ¿ Jan 15, 2015 11:21

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