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i dont know about the tech working but even if it did, mohammed was eaten by crusaders in one of the crusades i believe. i guess u could track down the crusaders bodies and get the dna from their stomach contents, but theres lots of other stuff in there and u might just end up facially reconstructing a wad of cum
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loneliess is just a fact of crusading and u turn to whoevers closeby
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Parallax Scroll posted:we should combine his cells with the cells of jesus and buddha, and then he could do all their moves hell in a cell
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Schizophrenia is genetic and not environmental, right? So we clone mohamed and jesus to prove that they were neither prophets not god incarnate but merely dudes with severe brain problems who saw and heard poo poo that wasn't there.
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What if we duplicated the X chromosome and deleted the Y one, to make a female Muhammad?
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good thing we have all that DNA of Muhammad lying around
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neither of these look anything like muhammad holy poo poo, you can get a grant for everything nowadays
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The Alchemist posted:Pessimism like that will never get us a Jurassic Park but with deities. Shhh, everyone be quiet... They're approaching the Muhammad paddock...
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Orkin Mang posted:i dont know about the tech working but even if it did, mohammed was eaten by crusaders in one of the crusades i believe. i guess u could track down the crusaders bodies and get the dna from their stomach contents, but theres lots of other stuff in there and u might just end up facially reconstructing a wad of cum I'm the Palestinian merchant who sold spoiled meat to crusaders and told them it was Muhammad's corpse.
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Agag posted:I'm the Palestinian merchant who sold spoiled meat to crusaders and told them it was Muhammad's corpse. how are you still alive?
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mo hammed, mo problems
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david... posted:how are you still alive? Tai Chi
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this isn't how DNA works, it probably wouldn't look much like him at all
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this is going to be like multiplicity where clone muhammad makes another clone muhammed and gets real mad when he sits around the house slowly licking peanutbutter off a spoon and banging his wife. i think shes of age finally
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Noblesse Obliged posted:this is going to be like multiplicity where clone muhammad makes another clone muhammed and gets real mad when he sits around the house slowly licking peanutbutter off a spoon and banging his wife. Did you know that according to certain Hadiths Muhammad had a nine-year-old wife? Pretty crazy to think about. I'm surprised people don't talk about it more.
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420DD Butts posted:this isn't how DNA works, it probably wouldn't look much like him at all shut up, what do you know
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hemophilia posted:christian clone muhammed leads a crusade against islam with the blessing and edict of pope francis. This actually sounds amazing. But I'm guessing there would be like a 100% chance that some fanatic would find you and behead you for it.
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christian clone muhammed would have gorgon gaze: idolatry and freeze those hordes of muslims in their tracks
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I was thinking the other day about how neat an Oculus Rift simulation about Muhammed could be. It could even be designed for Muslims, like, a "Learn The Quran From Muhammed!"-type shovelware edutainment thing.
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Orkin Mang posted:shut up, what do you know a lot
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420DD Butts posted:a lot clearly not much about modern genetic homunculus theory.
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LaughMyselfTo posted:I was thinking the other day about how neat an Oculus Rift simulation about Muhammed could be. It could even be designed for Muslims, like, a "Learn The Quran From Muhammed!"-type shovelware edutainment thing. Save yourself a lot of trouble and make it "learn the Quran from Abu Bakr" instead. That's how they did it for that Anthony Hopkins movie and nobody died.
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Orkin Mang posted:clearly not much about modern genetic homunculus theory. i missed that day 
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who is protecting lowtax while you all make fun of mahumad? did you check this thread with the secret goon service, OP?
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waitwhatno posted:who is protecting lowtax while you all make fun of mahumad? the nail in SA's coffin will be when the only fallout Lowtax suffers from these threads is having to trudge through reports filed by Pon de Bundy
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