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TOILETLORD posted:kids are cool once they can talk and you can send them away after a couple hours. I have a niece who can't talk yet, but I can definitely send her away by just giving her back to her parents. 
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Kimmalah posted:I have a niece who can't talk yet, but I can definitely send her away by just giving her back to her parents. more fun to test drive foster kids so you can see their face when you bring them back
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Torka posted:the actual reason you'll die broken and alone isn't that you don't want kids, it's that you're the sort of person who says "crotch spawn"
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Splurgerwitzl posted:Everything women do in the context of relationships/sex is part of some greater psychological game and I just want to fuckies so it's irreconcilable... lol if you think some men don't do the same poo poo also gay dudes really want dogs instead of babies
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:Well I also added religious fundamentalists, which covers whites. Guess you aren't from the west because mexicans like to have a thousand kids and I think catholicism is partially responsible.
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Ramsus posted:Guess you aren't from the west because mexicans like to have a thousand kids and I think catholicism is partially responsible. On the other hand there's a whole Christian evangelical movement based around having as many kids as possible and some of them are all about saving the white race or some poo poo.
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TOILETLORD posted:really why would you want to live past 60? Marvel Phase VI
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Do it ironically posted:true story people who have kids try to get other people to have kids because they hate their lives and want you to hate yours out of jealousy True story - a friend of mine did this to me through his first two kids. Now that they're on #3 and the oldest is 9 he has done a complete 180 and agrees I was right all along 
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:i wouldnt be surprised if freezing sperm and thawing them causes some issues as well but i dunno of any studies Law and order said that it breaks their tails.
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LoG posted:I don't want to water down my life with children.
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Dudes parents dying when he was in his 20s loving lucked out on the whole "who is gonna take care of Alzheimer's stricken mom until she finally stops breathing" gently caress yes. It's pretty mean to have kids and expect them to take care of you when you are elderly. They owe you nothing. They also likely will have to have a job when you're making GBS threads in your pants on the regular, so it just makes sense for them to have someone else take care of you.
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Kimmalah posted:You're going to be in for a really nasty surprise if you honestly think your kids are going to take care of you rather than putting you in a home the second it gets too hard to care for you. Do you seriously think everyone living in homes is childless or something? Especially if they're still raising kids of their own while your higher brain functions are going offline - a situation which is probably going to get pretty common as more people wait longer to start making babies. And if you're not in a total shithole, you're probably better off being cared for by people hired and trained for that purpose than by someone desperately trying to juggle that with a bunch of other responsibilities.
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Get a plastic baby and pratice on OP. Get them parent feels.
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serious norman posted:Get a plastic baby and pratice on OP. Get them parent feels. Get a realdoll first, to get them wife feels. Then get the plastic baby. Like this one, with a pinky the same size as the rest of its fingers. Trigger warning for creepy baby doll. http://www.reborn-baby.dk/Andreas-fotoside-eng.html
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Bored posted:Get a realdoll first, to get them wife feels. Then get the plastic baby. Like this one, with a pinky the same size as the rest of its fingers. Good boy.
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Kimmalah posted:On the other hand there's a whole Christian evangelical movement based around having as many kids as possible and some of them are all about saving the white race or some poo poo. Wow there is like 10 people doing this, totally comparable
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Bored posted:Get a realdoll first, to get them wife feels. Then get the plastic baby. Like this one, with a pinky the same size as the rest of its fingers. I read that as "reborn baby dick".
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Cockmaster posted:Especially if they're still raising kids of their own while your higher brain functions are going offline - a situation which is probably going to get pretty common as more people wait longer to start making babies. Very true, my grandmother had to go to a nursing home after she had a stroke and ended up on a feeding tube along with all sorts of other medical things we really couldn't handle alone. Same for my grandfather, who basically needed to be watched like a hawk 24/7 since he would wander off at all hours and sometimes get violent due to Alzheimer's. The only way we could have cared for him at home was if everyone quit their jobs and took shifts, which wasn't exactly possible since they had their own children to support. They had four kids total, but in the end only my dad and my aunt actually stepped up to care for them at all. The other two would have been content to dump them in a home and visit on holidays only. So it's never a guarantee.
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I have nephews and hearing their confusion at life is fantastic "That man is fat!!" Haha shhh no we don't say that haha "Why does that man is so fat? He makes a poot noise!!l" Omg um, no no don't, yell awesome things out loud that's, lol "He made a poot noise, FROM HIS BUTT!!! I think he's a pooey man!!!! He smells it's is a poo man!!!"
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kids just turn into lovely adults eventually makes u think
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lol i cant wait to leave this hosed up country and go to a place where people are in touch with their humanity and want to have a normal family life
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Top City Homo posted:lol i cant wait to leave this hosed up country and go to a place where people are in touch with their humanity and want to have a normal family life when do you leave for saudi arabia
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TEAYCHES posted:when do you leave for saudi arabia nah man i am going to south east asia to find my harem i will use steroids all year long and gently caress beautiful peasant girls for the rest of my life
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Top City Homo posted:lol i cant wait to leave this hosed up country and go to a place where people are in touch with their humanity and want to have a normal family life Any country worth living in either has an aging population or would if not for immigration
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Cuckoo posted:Why do so many people say minorities are the ones with clown car vaginas when literally every trailer park has quite a few white families that keep popping out kids because either God tells them to or they are allergic to birth control because the trend is overwhelming and it's overwhelmingly not "lots more white babies lol"
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boom boom boom posted:Any country worth living in either has an aging population or would if not for immigration hosed up idiot priorities life made up by financial capital they will rue the day when bloated decrepit old people bankrupt everything and male led rape gangs flood the street because of a shortage of women
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35 is not old to have a baby you idiots lol
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From: Dad (king-o-frod@aol.com) Subject: FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:RE:I'm going to die broken and alo... 
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robin williams had a broken brain
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burritolingus posted:From: Dad (king-o-frod@aol.com) Epic Pete and Pete email.
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AssassinPrincess posted:Epic Pete and Pete email. is that like your batsignal or what pete and pete was some good poo poo though
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The Mad Archivist posted:is that like your batsignal or what No that would be the smell of air from a deflating car tire.
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