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Al Cowens posted:I think I'd like this more than soylent but it's still gently caress off expensive cool can i get a dispenser for my office that spits these things out when employees press a lever? maybe put it at the end of a maze, to encourage lateral thinking?
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its not an inherently bad idea, but like all the other stupid food-disruption products its pitched in a way that makes its target market sound like the most insipid useless idiots ont he planet
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Jan 17, 2015 02:50
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if i was an engineer i'd be really mad about how things targeted at me assume i'm like a well compensated gollum
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Jan 17, 2015 02:50
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whats cooking precious we eats our conies raw & wriggling, in the ball pit
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Jan 17, 2015 03:10
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its the biggest since the year that.... uh.... everything kind of... crashed
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Jan 17, 2015 04:04
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guys the pets dot com dog is standing in my study rattling chains and moaning portentously, should i attempt to communicate
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Jan 17, 2015 04:06
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hang on i'll invoke the ancient rites of AltaVista and send him back whence he came
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Jan 17, 2015 04:10
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jesus the article even has a guy going "don't worry, investment capital can only increase!" its like they're working off the same script from 2007 and 2000 even
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Jan 17, 2015 07:02
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*glances at computer screen running Girlfriend.exe* on company time? nanny's not gonna like this...
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Jan 20, 2015 22:35
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"yeah right now im doing social media management for peoples imaginary girlfriends. can i get you another drink?"
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Jan 20, 2015 22:47
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"Misty Dawn" sounds like a gat drat sesame street muppet
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Jan 24, 2015 01:31
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misty dawn the techie muppet drops a cool six figgies on the trash can next to oscar and prices him out of the neighborhood
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Jan 24, 2015 01:32
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buckle me into my flintstones bike, margaret.
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Jan 28, 2015 19:44
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the best part is the toddler-safe yellow plastic, like a cozy coupe.
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Jan 28, 2015 19:48
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Mange Mite posted:Yeah they're called shoes what is this web one-point-oh naming scheme? fricatives, my man - get them in your brand Schuz
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Jan 28, 2015 20:10
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hey have you ever wanted to be a titanic cocksucker but found yourself hamstrung by cash on hand? well good news... e. oh hey changr is a real thing. thats ridiculous, i thought it was a joke
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Jan 29, 2015 04:12
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oh well there's an actual app called Changr that's getting a big dramatic countdown treatment can't figure out what it is supposed to do, mind you. their twitter has a bunch of diagrams that manage to convey zero info whatsoever.
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Jan 29, 2015 04:23
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 thank god someone streamlined my smiley face deliverables. i was tired of having to fish them out of the trash.
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you could probably pitch zombocom as a startup today and manage to run off with at least a couple hundred million before people figured out the joke
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