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sociopaths rise to the highest management positions
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2015 20:43 |
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A highly advanced AI drawing a 240 V current to power its logic circuits, but it is obsessed with toast and wants to tell you all about it every time you're in the kitchen Actually gently caress that it's on the WiFi, it's gonna be posting toast pictures to your wall and texting you with hot toast tips all day
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2015 03:43 |
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Al Cowens posted:I think I'd like this more than soylent but it's still gently caress off expensive it's san francisco Calorie Mate
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2015 16:27 |
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Sancho posted:celibate order of CS engineers you don't need to say it twice, man
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2015 00:53 |
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2015 01:33 |
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paranoid randroid posted:cool can i get a dispenser for my office that spits these things out when employees press a lever? maybe put it at the end of a maze, to encourage lateral thinking? Dude, you can't make one come out every time or people won't work as hard pulling that lever
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2015 01:56 |
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paranoid randroid posted:if i was an engineer i'd be really mad about how things targeted at me assume i'm like a well compensated gollum Not all of em are like that! Just a higher than normal number Crossbreed in some libertarianism and you've got a bunch of gently caress You My Precious type people who think they're inherently superior to everyone else and can apply what they know to everything, which doesn't always really work out
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2015 03:07 |
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A fell ritual involving a Free 20 Hours Of AOL CD and pushing the turbo button on an ancient workstation
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2015 05:03 |
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Ah dangit! But this time...
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2015 07:04 |
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ah, the end result of bay area innovation why have a real girlfriend? this is m more efficient for busy entrepreneurs glug down your soylent and text your fake girlfriend and then back to work Germstore posted:Until legislation catches up to it. listen buddy they aren't a taxi service! just because a guy in a car drives you someplace in exchange for money that does not mean they are beholden to taxi rules!!
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2015 22:12 |
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i'm trying to really elucidate what i don't like about silicon valley but i can't find the words just an endless stream of useless ideas and cute apps that don't amount to too much usually coupled with this smug sense of superiority about it an app that lets you say "yo" to people
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2015 23:24 |
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I just don't like it when some spandex-wearing wanker is riding on a rural highway go find a bike trail, jerk I can understand it in the city more, unless they're obviously out for a pleasure ride in the aforementioned spandex on a 4,000$ bike
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2015 17:23 |
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Wafflz posted:
what the gently caress is the point of this like maybe it would be a fun toy or something
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2015 20:12 |
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SaltLick posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH0yyYHir10 ah ha ha the music holy poo poo
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2015 21:17 |
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like what do the creators purport the advantages to be of that suspension bike thingy "ummmm it's like a bike, but really stupid; yeah it basically rules" *crashes and fucks up neck*
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2015 01:33 |
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that bike looks like it will really disrupt the "balls" industry
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2015 16:38 |
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VikingofRock posted:Wait there's not a craigslist app? I like how Craigslist still looks like a website from 1998 and I hope they never change.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2015 22:41 |
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is it just absolutely impossible for people to not become at least mildly delusional about themselves and their importance once they become filthy, filthy rich?
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2015 17:41 |
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Uber is NOT a taxi service and is NOT subject to the same rules!
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2015 20:24 |
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thathonkey posted:Have you seen the CEO of uber? obvs he did SHRIMP AND WHITE WINE
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2015 22:17 |
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Like aren't there already batteries for home use for people who have solar panels on their roof? guess they're not pretty enough for Elon Musk or something?
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2015 18:57 |
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Like every time a company tries to do something like that it comes off as kinda forced and awkward this is a business relationship, let's keep it that way unless you wanna take it to the next level by which I mean pay me more
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2015 19:06 |
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extra weird because it seems like they just make toys for rich people
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2015 19:22 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 18:42 |
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Somehow even goober-ier than Glass.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2015 22:39 |