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etalian posted:Wired upper management gets meltdown over their employee's filthy workplace: 2010's 24 year old tech wiz and his college buddies sleeping in their office in hoodies playing WOW are going to be 2016's post IPO business casual stainless steel office space condo owner who fires people for pizza stains, are going to be 2020's 40 year old suit wearing divorced second marriage new parent executive who won't even interact with the new 20 year olds (doing the actual work) who sit bolt upright in identical cubicals in starched white shirt and tie outfits just watch Haha kidding 97% of these companies won't exist that long
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*hipster tech culture morphs inexorably into 1960's suit and tie IBM*
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Wafflz posted:Aren't flavorless food squares/paste a key part of pretty much every sci-fi dystopia story? "Sci-fi distopia" describes the Bay Area p well
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paranoid randroid posted:its the biggest since the year that.... uh.... everything kind of... crashed This is the best thing, that this ALL ALREADY HAPPENED and we KNOW it is a bubble and how it will end. Google, Apple, yahoo, weathered the last one, anyone else?? They'll be fine I'm sure. This time I bet Facebook and Twitter will remain popular for a couple years at least, probably. Facebook will exist as a company if they can keep buying smaller social media things for a decade or so.
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Jan 17, 2015 06:02
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Facebook is fun or whatever but so was MySpace What's the difference again? Sparkles?
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Jan 17, 2015 08:03
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As long as you're paying already, I mean,
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Jan 21, 2015 00:02
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Like perhaps they could offer additional services, y'know,
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Jan 21, 2015 00:11
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I've worked in several open seating environments with clear glass window walls and it's a great way for the entire floor to experience the homeless guys pooping equally I post about "homeless guys pooping" a lot but honestly there's nothing quite like the FNAP sound of buttocks against the glass and then the SSSSSQUELCH!! of bodily fluids reverberating past a seas of office workers
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Jan 22, 2015 04:41
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If I pay $600 dollars to a fake blonde named Mistey Dawn I'd better get more than a nice conversation naw say'n
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Jan 24, 2015 01:47
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etalian posted:cauterize the bay area off the face of the earth Let me save up a down payment for a house first pls thnks
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Jan 24, 2015 02:37
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Rode my bike to work next to a guy on an electric skateboard today
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Jan 27, 2015 01:41
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Professor Tomtom posted:Lol at biking to work and thinking that's somehow better. Um it's 65 and sunny and I got exercise?
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Jan 27, 2015 02:24
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thathonkey posted:I would have no problem w bikers if they werent insufferable bout the fact they bike. Like there are bike lanes and it's easy and lots of people do it, but it gets a lot of hate if mentioned ever here
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revmoo posted:You gonna see him again? What
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SaltLick posted:a lot of cities dont have bike lanes for poo poo and have to play roulette with passing vehicles on whether they kill you or not We have to dodge certain death here too but it's in a big, well defined bike lane painted in bright colors so at least your corpse will stand out
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Jan 27, 2015 03:51
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I'm picturing a lone bicycle peddling calmly down a bike lane and cars just skidding off the road, hitting each other, mass pandemonium in his wake
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Jan 27, 2015 21:08
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Why does porn not have its own domain? .cum It's so obvious
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Jan 28, 2015 20:03
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It looks like a modern art sculpture is making sweet love to your b-hole
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Jan 29, 2015 01:37
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Wafflz posted:This gives me an idea for an app called MUGGR, it will be similar to that one but won't have any credit card fees. Our agents are waiting in alleys near you! Just install our app and our gps locates you for a one on one transaction.
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Jan 29, 2015 04:00
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It turns out that multiple dudes will do it with attractive 20 year old girls, who knew
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Jan 29, 2015 18:52
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Leave it to Germans to overthink toilets
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Jan 29, 2015 23:14
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Im posting on my iPhone 6+™ right now
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Feb 1, 2015 05:26
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What happens when they've been there 6 months and realize it's a mistake and are trapped
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Feb 18, 2015 09:01
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.random posted:I feel like "augmented" will become a new euphemism someday. *in nerd voice* "I never asked for this"
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Feb 18, 2015 22:30
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Hal_2005 posted:You would be shocked at how many ex escorts or Reno girls transitioned careers to personal EA"s. And I'm not talking about Electronic Arts booth babes. Not like that is a new thing, but I think valleywag (?) had something on this and the Snapchat offices & Skye office emails joking about the new 'talent'. Too lazy to find it. It's a thing. Pretty sure I work with some of these
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Mar 3, 2015 08:05
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Is she divorced with child support? Because move somewhere cheaper, profit. Mission accomplished
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Mar 3, 2015 21:48
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akasnowmaaan posted:Bwahahahaha. On the other hand it's chock full of hot single women who've moved here looking for single straight dudes and they're just as thirsty
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Mar 4, 2015 01:02
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etalian posted:not really the Bay Area world revolves around tech jobs, which means less hot women compared to DC or NYC There's as many if not more hot women as other major cities, there are just a higher number of male nerds making me look awesome by comparison
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Zelder posted:I dig naem's argument of "nuh uh" Maybe "being handsome" is throwing off my views of women in SF sry
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