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PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
http://www.boston.com/news/local/ma...bj5L/story.html

How can that many people not understand that if you give someone 50 bucks in bills no higher than a 5 for a 42$ tab, it's pretty widely accepted that the rest is a tip.

the video

the yelps

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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



gently caress your capital letters, man

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL

Frog Act posted:

gently caress your capital letters, man

It's how I was taught to write a title! Blame the system.

open container
Sep 16, 2008
:smith:

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Frog Act posted:

gently caress your capital letters, man

gently caress Your Capital Letters, Man.

Stormageddon
Jan 16, 2008
I am actually just a sentient program made to shitpost, and am still getting my human speed calibration down.
Money on whoever uploaded that video doesn't work there anymore.

snodig
Oct 5, 2014




The owner.

Being born looking like that he has the right to be angry and act like an rear end in a top hat.

HUGE SPACEKABLOOIE
Mar 31, 2010


This is why you don't change your mind mid-abortion.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
ah yes.... these yelp reviews. sure are hilarious. great find op thanks

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

snodig posted:





The owner.

Being born looking like that he has the right to be angry and act like an rear end in a top hat.

i know the type. he goes to church, he must be a good person.

Pickle dicker
May 25, 2014

by XyloJW

PureEvil6_13 posted:

http://www.boston.com/news/local/ma...bj5L/story.html

How can that many people not understand that if you give someone 50 bucks in bills no higher than a 5 for a 42$ tab, it's pretty widely accepted that the rest is a tip.

the video

the yelps

I have a Casual job delivering pizzas for Dominos.
I get paid $18.30 an hour.
:australia:

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

the pizza delivery guy makes a more honest living than all those people at the car dealership and I honestly feel bad for him

Stormageddon
Jan 16, 2008
I am actually just a sentient program made to shitpost, and am still getting my human speed calibration down.
No wonder his staff are such assholes,he doesn't see the poo poo they pull right in front of his face.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

I like all the poo poo talking after the poor guy leaves. That one chick starts jerking off her imagined cock like a champ.

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

Pickle dicker posted:

I have a Casual job delivering pizzas for Dominos.
I get paid $18.30 an hour.
:australia:
did you get a company car or do you have to provide your own vehicle?

jhorphear
Apr 24, 2013

Ask me about telling people not to change my avatar
These are the reasons i don't miss delivering pizza. Mother fuckers paying with $20 in change, people trying to negotiate the price of the pizza when you get to their door, rear end holes talking down to you because they think they are better than you. Seriously, i bet every one of those lazy gently caress faces has never worked in food service.

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL

a starwar betamax posted:

ah yes.... these yelp reviews. sure are hilarious. great find op thanks

You bet man! It's an honor to be quoted by a gbs superstar such as yourself!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
just don't deliver pizza there anymore.

Stormageddon
Jan 16, 2008
I am actually just a sentient program made to shitpost, and am still getting my human speed calibration down.
I don't think any city has more assholes per capita than Boston.

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life
eh the pizza guy should reallly just go to college and get a real job

puberty worked me over
May 20, 2013

by Cyrano4747
boston.flv

snodig
Oct 5, 2014
How much do you tip on a $50 order?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

snodig posted:

How much do you tip on a $50 order?

$10

Typical Pubbie
May 10, 2011

Gonna gently caress with some poor schlub making barely minimum wage and then off to church I go (after I upload the video to youtube).

Pickle dicker
May 25, 2014

by XyloJW

snodig posted:

How much do you tip on a $50 order?

Nothing
http://www.payscale.com/research/AU/Job=Pizza_Delivery_Driver/Hourly_Rate

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe

Stormageddon posted:

No wonder his staff are such assholes,he doesn't see the poo poo they pull right in front of his face.

He only sees the half-truth.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

snodig posted:

How much do you tip on a $50 order?

Four dollars, WHICH IS FAIR.

big business man
Sep 30, 2012


we're talking about America, not your lovely koala-land :911:

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
Why the gently caress would I tip a pizza delivery guy ? :confused:

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

snodig posted:





The owner.

Being born looking like that he has the right to be angry and act like an rear end in a top hat.

Brian Peppers lives.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

snodig posted:

How much do you tip on a $50 order?

$0.0

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Inevitable posted:

Brian Peppers lives.

Brian Peppers wants his $7 back.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

As someone that's worked in the restaurant industry, I have no idea why the pizza delivery guy deserves more than 10% for handing me a box with a surly grunt, if I was getting 15% for some serious loving bullshit.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

serious norman posted:

Why the gently caress would I tip a pizza delivery guy ? :confused:

because he drove real fast to deliver my pie piping hot
because i want them to deliver again
because i am not a poor

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
"i don't understand why nice things should happen to other people because i am miserable" -an unironic opinion the vast majority of americans hold dear to their cold, dead hearts

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Darth123123 posted:

because he drove real fast to deliver my pie piping hot
because i want them to deliver again
because i am not a poor

it's very rare to get a hot pizza imo
also he should pick a different job if he don't want a poo poo salary

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002
Saw this last night with my cousin. I was happy to see Anonymous gently caress with them for it, but I have to wonder why the manager even sent him back.

"He didn't give us our change"
"Hey dude, you didn't give them their change?"
"They gave me 20 $1 bills on a $12 tab and I pointed it out to them!"
"uhh... hi car dealer place, go gently caress yourself"

I think pizza boy's manager is a bit of a piece of poo poo too.

puberty worked me over
May 20, 2013

by Cyrano4747
*5 pages of tipping debate*

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

this is why we shouldnt have tipping because shitlords use it as a power play over dudes just trying to make a living while getting hosed by their employers who shirk their responsibility of paying their employees

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snodig
Oct 5, 2014
How much do you tip the guy taking your ticket at the cinema? $10?

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