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Do you feel there's a moral obligation to use the toilet bowl scrubber to scrub off the crusty poo poo leftovers after you take a massive dump in the work bathroom? Or do you think that's what the hired help is for? On the one hand it's kind of like a poop signature right? Leaving your mark.
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Jan 15, 2015 19:43
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Yeah, and scrubbing someone else's marks is not going to happen. It's a vicious, disgusting cycle.
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Jan 15, 2015 19:48
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don't
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Jan 15, 2015 19:48
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No scrubber in the bathrooms where I work
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Jan 15, 2015 19:52
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Next time you go in there just pee the streaks off with some precision aim.
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Jan 15, 2015 19:52
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Yeah I just put toilet paper down first and then poo poo so it leaves no evidence and I also use a ton of that aerosol spray poo poo.
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Jan 15, 2015 20:58
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my work so fancy we don't even have a scrubber, yet the toilets are always clean except when some bitch decides to hover-piss.
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Jan 15, 2015 21:00
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A Spider Covets posted:my work so fancy we don't even have a scrubber, yet the toilets are always clean
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Jan 15, 2015 21:03
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a hole-y ghost posted:huh? is that like a hovercraft, but instead of suspending youself on a cushion of air, it's a cushion of piss? some neanderthal women will "hover" their rear end right above the seat cause they don't wanna sit on it, and this inevitably leads to them pissing all over the seat and not cleaning after themselves. so basically a cushion of piss, yes
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Jan 15, 2015 21:05
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why are there crusty poo poo leftovers after you are done pooping stop eating crap all the time lol
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Jan 15, 2015 21:09
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I think karmically speaking, you're in the clear if you try getting rid of it by flushing twice. That's being considerate. Wiping the inside of the toilet bowl (I mean I hope you're not getting skid marks on the seat because that's a whole other level of problem) is beyond the call of duty. Also every office bathroom should have some air freshener but if it doesn't, never hurts to pack your own.
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Jan 15, 2015 21:12
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A Spider Covets posted:some neanderthal women will "hover" their rear end right above the seat cause they don't wanna sit on it, and this inevitably leads to them pissing all over the seat and not cleaning after themselves. 
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Jan 15, 2015 21:12
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Janitor does it op
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Jan 15, 2015 21:14
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a hole-y ghost posted:like squat pissing or different? i am not well-versed enough in my piss lore to answer this question... gdi. fml.
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Jan 15, 2015 21:15
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A Spider Covets posted:i am not well-versed enough in my piss lore to answer this question... gdi. fml.
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Jan 15, 2015 21:17
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i just flush the toilet like 30 times, op
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Jan 15, 2015 21:17
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A Spider Covets posted:some neanderthal women will "hover" their rear end right above the seat cause they don't wanna sit on it, and this inevitably leads to them pissing all over the seat and not cleaning after themselves. Also women will head straight for the handicap stall, so they can use the bar on the wall to help them hover-piss.
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Jan 15, 2015 21:18
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spooky girlfriend posted:Also women will head straight for the handicap stall, so they can use the bar on the wall to help them hover-piss.
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Jan 15, 2015 21:19
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lick it off, yum yum
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Jan 15, 2015 21:19
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Harime Nui posted:Also every office bathroom should have some air freshener but if it doesn't, never hurts to pack your own. I put lavender salt on everything I eat so my dookie smells fresh as flowers. I get lots of compliments down at the S&M club.
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Jan 15, 2015 21:20
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a hole-y ghost posted:lmao like off the side of the wall mission impossible style?? tom cruise i laways knew where you got those skills lol 
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Jan 15, 2015 21:21
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Only rule is u gotta post while pooping and post A LOT
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Jan 15, 2015 21:21
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a hole-y ghost posted:lmao like off the side of the wall mission impossible style?? Yeah I can hear them grunting as they cling desperately to the wall bar, their legs trembling with exertion as they try to hover their middle-aged bulk over the toilet seat, pee flying everywhere.
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Jan 15, 2015 21:22
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that sounds like a stoners dream, just put a cup next to the toilet and youll have pplenty of clean piss for free in no time
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Jan 15, 2015 21:23
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a hole-y ghost posted:that sounds like a stoners dream, just put a cup next to the toilet and youll have pplenty of clean piss for free in no time "The good news, Jason, is that you passed the test and have completed your probationary requirements. The bad news is that you're going through menopause."
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Jan 15, 2015 21:25
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I poop at work a lot but I have healthy, gentlemanly poos that leave the bowl when asked without a fuss
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Jan 15, 2015 21:27
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a hole-y ghost posted:like squat pissing or different? different, you have to master zen Buddhism to be able to do the hover
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Jan 15, 2015 21:32
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why do you think females do all that yoga???
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Jan 15, 2015 21:33
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Sometimes at work I find that somebody before me has left poo poo smears on the seat itself and I can never work out how this is possible. I mean, what does it say about our HR department that they"re continuing to hire and retain people that aren't capable of hitting the water when they take a dump.
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Jan 15, 2015 21:39
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Perhaps they should make it a formal part of the hiring process. Interview 2'nd interview References taken up Background check Are-you-capable-of-taking-a-poo poo-without-loving-it-up (practical test) Written job offer
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Jan 15, 2015 21:42
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Umiapik posted:Sometimes at work I find that somebody before me has left poo poo smears on the seat itself and I can never work out how this is possible. I mean, what does it say about our HR department that they"re continuing to hire and retain people that aren't capable of hitting the water when they take a dump. Hover-pooping is the highest form of hovering there is.
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Jan 15, 2015 21:42
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a good trick is to sit on the drat toilet and poo poo in it
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Jan 15, 2015 21:47
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:a good trick is to sit on the drat toilet and poo poo in it Way to give up all the secrets GrrrlSweatshirt, good job.
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Jan 15, 2015 21:54
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Why even poo poo at work? Are you guys a bunch of babies that can't hold it til you get home? How about poo poo at home before work? Also women are the worst because they need to sit to piss so figure "I'm already sitting down I may as well lay a loaf" and stink up the whole office.
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Jan 15, 2015 21:54
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just use air freshener after that dump you dirty turtle. nothing worse that getting a wiff of a fresh, meaty burg when i open the toilet door. i have a dude at work that wants to have a chat in the toilet. doesn't matter what is happening in there. there is poo poo smell in the air and the guy wants to talk about jet skiing. toilet chat.
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Jan 15, 2015 21:55
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Xaris posted:why do you think females do all that yoga??? i always thought it was to show off their vaginas and anuses
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Jan 15, 2015 21:59
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On the clock, crappin'.
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Jan 15, 2015 22:03
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as long as we are talking about work ettiquittte lets get something straight: IF YOU LEAVE SOMETHING ON THE BREAK ROOM TABLE THAT MEANS ITS FOR EVERYONE THAT IS THE RULE THAT EVERYONE SILENTLY AGREES TO I did not "steal" your loving iphone LINDA
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Jan 15, 2015 22:13
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Umiapik posted:Sometimes at work I find that somebody before me has left poo poo smears on the seat itself and I can never work out how this is possible. I mean, what does it say about our HR department that they"re continuing to hire and retain people that aren't capable of hitting the water when they take a dump. what the gently caress
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JiveHonky posted:as long as we are talking about work ettiquittte lets get something straight: Does that mean if I poop on a break room table, it's for everyone?
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