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how much of a bitch would u feel like when this guy killed u
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 23:02 |
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boom boom boom posted:It's just as easy to get these things right as it is to get them wrong
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 23:05 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:how much of a bitch would u feel like when this guy killed u https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWuyrlXI7nA e: imagine this guy delivering a one liner before shooting you
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 23:05 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:its just as easy to be a bitch boy that pleasures himself with pewter dolls lmao gonna get lead poisoning in his hole
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 23:06 |
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1gnoirents posted:55% on rotten tomatoes for a horror movie might as well mean be horror movie of the century All positive reviews are guys going "I'd gently caress a midget that looked like a little girl she's legal."
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 23:07 |
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name one scary movie from the past ten years and illsuck ur dick
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 23:09 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:how much of a bitch would u feel like when this guy killed u Hi-dilly-o sniperinos Tiny Brontosaurus posted:It was a blog called "Raising a Psychopath," which seems to be gone now, but here's a writeup. I hope it was fake. Whoa Reactive Attachment Disorder Early in the blog’s appearance, a reader advised FRP that “Lucas” must have Reactive Attachment Disorder because his behavior was problematic and he had a history of separation, neglect, and abuse. FRP immediately fell for the view of Walter Buenning and others, that this disorder can be diagnosed easily by use of a check list (conveniently on line), and that its symptoms include failure to make eye contact, “crazy lying”, preoccupation with blood and gore, etc., etc., all of which, untreated, will culminate in serial killing by boys and prostitution by girls (but apparently not the other way around).
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 23:10 |
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I read "Tokyo Vice" and was wondering when 50fa got a book deal
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 23:11 |
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Orkin Mang posted:name one scary movie from the past ten years and illsuck ur dick Atlas Shrugged. Enough people buy into that poo poo to crowdfund a multimillion dollar movie about it.
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 23:12 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:how much of a bitch would u feel like when this guy killed u 50 foot ant is going to write a story about adopting this man, and beating him mercilessly for watching Goku and wearing those big mittens indoors.
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 23:27 |
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It always killed me how many people ate up Humper Monkey's obvious BS. I only remember his adopted son one and the blind roommate series, were there any others?
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 23:30 |
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So wait, before I start reading this, is it fake or not?
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 23:40 |
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and who the gently caress is this 5000 foot ant guy
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 23:40 |
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various cheeses posted:and who the gently caress is this 5000 foot ant guy he posted rly fake stories on sa about how much he owned and old gbs totally ate it up
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 23:41 |
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Orkin Mang posted:name one scary movie from the past ten years and illsuck ur dick dallas buyers club
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 23:48 |
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that guy looks like he couldnt be happier. out in the fresh air, nice clean snow, birds are singing, popping heads
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 23:58 |
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he actually got shot directly in the face by a soviet and recovered and died at an old age lol he was pretty hardcore for being a goofy looking finnish bumpkin
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 00:00 |
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probably crazy good at war hammer too
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 00:01 |
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he was the half-elf
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 00:01 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:he actually got shot directly in the face by a soviet and recovered and died at an old age lol that guy is one of the hardest core dudes ever to live the type of guy who's smoking a cigarette and the bartender is like "hey you can't smoke in here", so he just eats it
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 00:03 |
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when bae has 505 confirmed kills 🙆
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 00:05 |
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various cheeses posted:that guy is one of the hardest core dudes ever to live drat.... he did that?? the finnish sniper did that? Shut the heck up. He really did that? He shot half a million russians with a beaver gun on the side of a snow mountain, AND ate a cigarette? He really did that? I can't belive it, the finnish sniper rea... *my voice fades out as I walk away, scratching my head and muttering to myself, unable to process how ownage the finnish Downs sniper really was, until I close the door behind me* *5 minutes pass, then I open the door and pop my head back in* Did he do that?!
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 00:37 |
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pathetic little tramp posted:military dudes gotta lie a loving lot because war is actually just alternating between being bored and making GBS threads your pants that you're getting shot at was this that guy the went insane and actually thought he'd sniped like 500 people when it was actually like 60? e: apparently not is this even a real guy or just a movie? Cursed Lumberjack fucked around with this message at 00:54 on Jan 16, 2015 |
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:was this that guy the went insane and actually thought he'd sniped like 500 people when it was actually like 60? the story has a happy ending though
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 00:55 |
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:was this that guy the went insane and actually thought he'd sniped like 500 people when it was actually like 60? maybe but i'm pretty sure he's the rear end in a top hat that thought the best way to help soldiers with ptsd was to go down to the range and shoot off a few rounds, well one of the dudes didn't find it so relaxing and killed him.
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 01:00 |
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my fav part about that story is the guy was such a huge and blatent liar that he lost a defamation law suit to jesse the body ventura.....AFTER he was dead
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 01:04 |
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Doppelganger posted:It always killed me how many people ate up Humper Monkey's obvious BS. I only remember his adopted son one and the blind roommate series, were there any others? At first it was under the account Humper Monkey but then in like 2011 he started posting under 50FA claiming Humper Monkey was his brother and was killed by the ghost ice monster who was the bad guy from his military stories. Then he just picked up from where HM left off in the same setting and the same writing style and nobody seemed to notice. I like rereading the ghost story threads and I've tried reading his stories but they're just so loving long and cheesy I end up skipping most of them because ughh a starwar betamax posted:my fav part about that story is the guy was such a huge and blatent liar that he lost a defamation law suit to jesse the body ventura.....AFTER he was dead Hazo fucked around with this message at 09:21 on Jan 16, 2015 |
# ? Jan 16, 2015 09:14 |
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50 ft ant even posted poo poo that didn't happen in Traditional Games
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 09:43 |
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Demonachizer posted:Nah it was definitely a blog. It was kind of a bummer because you can read the process of him adopting the kid and the soso times and the descent into loving nightmare territory where like he ends up having the kid committed and poo poo because he found a write up on his plans to kill him and rape his sister or something horrible. try this site http://www.creepypasta.com/
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 10:37 |
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the good posts in the ghost story threads were the ones that were just regular posts but described something weird but semi plausible that people claimed happened to them - like the thread equivalent of campfire stories. 50 foot ants posts were loving long as poo poo generic horror with a self congratulatory tone and an unlikable protagonist but every time he posted one thered be like twenty posts in response like "wowee what a great story wow" really killed the thread imo, i think thats why we havent had a ghost stories thread in so long
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 11:04 |
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itt we are white suburban ghosts *haunts lazily while clearing throat*
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 11:04 |
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im not even sure i was thru with puberty when i read the 12 foot ant posts about beating his adopted stepson or w/e what was that like a decade ago ive been lurking for 16 yrs
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 12:01 |
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i remember thinking this guy sounds loving cool!! and stared at the screen in rapt fascination while dude takjed about kicking the loving heck out of a teenager
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 12:02 |
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i remember a story by humpermonkey (50 foot ant alt?) where he got custody of a 15 year old who used drugs and liked anime and was rly unstable, so he moved into the backwoods with his family and beat his newly owned son. then the sheriff came over and while humpermonkey beat his autistic son he yelled "help me! im being beaten!" to the sheriff and the sheriff laughed you were supposed to root for the dad also 50 foot ants autobiography describes himself a retard kid who freezes and pisses himself @ everything but then grows up to have amazing adventures and almost beat up another autist at DnD both figuratively and literally. but not infront of his pregnant wife. he IS marine corps after all Kikka fucked around with this message at 12:22 on Jan 16, 2015 |
# ? Jan 16, 2015 12:18 |
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u ever think about how if caro had fought that forums cop he probsly wouldnt have been tortured to death these are the thinks that keep me up at night
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 12:21 |
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is there a law that prohibits americans from watching, reading or whatevering anything that doesnt have the prefix "american"?
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 12:21 |
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also lol @ him taking over the ghost stories thread with his oo-rah self projection. no wait i forget, it has a woman who is battle scarred and she farts; i can enjoy it now
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 12:22 |
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concerned mom posted:is there a law that prohibits americans from watching, reading or whatevering anything that doesnt have the prefix "american"? what are you, some kind of eurofag?
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 12:22 |
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people like 50 foot ant is why we must NEVER allow oldgbs to come back. stay viiglant friemds.
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 13:39 |
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concerned mom posted:is there a law that prohibits americans from watching, reading or whatevering anything that doesnt have the prefix "american"? Nah, just "Sniper" was already taken by a much better movie.
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 14:07 |