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tried to kill him and poo poo. I think the kid was like loving a stuffed animal, tried stabbing the dad and maybe his sister and like all of this other really horrible poo poo. I am pretty sure the kid was from a Russian orphanage or something. There might have been like drawings or a diary also where the kid laid out his horrible plans and poo poo. You will be my hero if you know what I am talking about/have a link.
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that was a movie and the kid was actually just a murderous russian midget and she tried to gently caress the dad and it was weird
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:that was a movie and the kid was actually just a murderous russian midget and she tried to gently caress the dad and it was weird Nah it was definitely a blog. It was kind of a bummer because you can read the process of him adopting the kid and the soso times and the descent into loving nightmare territory where like he ends up having the kid committed and poo poo because he found a write up on his plans to kill him and rape his sister or something horrible.
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 found it, OP. it's called "Orphan" and it only got 55% on rotten tomatoes so you can probably skip it if you haven't seen it
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:
55% on rotten tomatoes for a horror movie might as well mean be horror movie of the century
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Demonachizer posted:Nah it was definitely a blog. It was kind of a bummer because you can read the process of him adopting the kid and the soso times and the descent into loving nightmare territory where like he ends up having the kid committed and poo poo because he found a write up on his plans to kill him and rape his sister or something horrible. acutally, that was well known forum lying bitch 30 foot ant's "humper monkey" account, and the blog was a series of posts in 30FA's usual self-congratulatory faux "hardboiled military dad" voice where he is a tough army guy who plays warhammer and knows about goku and has a smoking hot wife who is also a tough army dude. The thread was called like "I guess every family has its bad eggs" or something equally retarded, and goons where making GBS threads htemselves with how aweosme it was, to the extent that 30 foot ant then began posting the same kind of thing in every thread that would have him , until he died of rear end camcer. RIP 30 foot ant - he couldn't write for poo poo.
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it was about how 30 foot ant was a cool and good military dad who took his 2 sexy daughters for character building runs in the woods, and they loved and respected him, and then he adopted a 14 year old emo dude who thought he was goku and wanted to rape his sexy sisters, so 30 foot ant beat him and goons thought it was true + cool, lol.
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Minimalist Program posted:acutally, that was well known forum lying bitch 30 foot ant's "humper monkey" account, and the blog was a series of posts in 30FA's usual self-congratulatory faux "hardboiled military dad" voice where he is a tough army guy who plays warhammer and knows about goku and has a smoking hot wife who is also a tough army dude. The thread was called like "I guess every family has its bad eggs" or something equally retarded, and goons where making GBS threads htemselves with how aweosme it was, to the extent that 30 foot ant then began posting the same kind of thing in every thread that would have him , until he died of rear end camcer. RIP 30 foot ant - he couldn't write for poo poo. copy pasted straight from his eulogy
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:copy pasted straight from his eulogy I don't know if he stopped posting, but I hope he did. He was terrible.
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Demonachizer posted:Nah it was definitely a blog. It was kind of a bummer because you can read the process of him adopting the kid and the soso times and the descent into loving nightmare territory where like he ends up having the kid committed and poo poo because he found a write up on his plans to kill him and rape his sister or something horrible. yes, a blog, then it must be real and not a fantasy of some aatrekian sperg.
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Minimalist Program posted:acutally, that was well known forum lying bitch 30 foot ant's "humper monkey" account, and the blog was a series of posts in 30FA's usual self-congratulatory faux "hardboiled military dad" voice where he is a tough army guy who plays warhammer and knows about goku and has a smoking hot wife who is also a tough army dude. The thread was called like "I guess every family has its bad eggs" or something equally retarded, and goons where making GBS threads htemselves with how aweosme it was, to the extent that 30 foot ant then began posting the same kind of thing in every thread that would have him , until he died of rear end camcer. RIP 30 foot ant - he couldn't write for poo poo. Nah it wasn't that. I know what you are talking about. This was like a dude who adopted a kid from eastern europe and all this bad poo poo happened. It was some blog. I thought it was a "thing" on the internet at some point but it is entirely possible I just came across it and it wasn't a big part of the internet milieu.
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It was a blog called "Raising a Psychopath," which seems to be gone now, but here's a writeup. I hope it was fake.
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Demonachizer posted:Nah it wasn't that. I know what you are talking about. This was like a dude who adopted a kid from eastern europe and all this bad poo poo happened. oh. Crow_Rodeo posted:I thought it was 50 Foot Ant? lol
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:It was a blog called "Raising a Psychopath," which seems to be gone now, but here's a writeup. I hope it was fake. Yeah that was it. Hopefully archive.org has it. Thanks! https://web.archive.org/web/20110817010726/http://raising-a-psychopath.blogspot.com/2008/09/lacking-concept-of-space-and-time.html You can navigate it on the right side only. Clicking older/newer gives a robots.txt error. poo poo is crazy/sad
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Minimalist Program posted:acutally, that was well known forum lying bitch 30 foot ant's "humper monkey" account, and the blog was a series of posts in 30FA's usual self-congratulatory faux "hardboiled military dad" voice where he is a tough army guy who plays warhammer and knows about goku and has a smoking hot wife who is also a tough army dude. The thread was called like "I guess every family has its bad eggs" or something equally retarded, and goons where making GBS threads htemselves with how aweosme it was, to the extent that 30 foot ant then began posting the same kind of thing in every thread that would have him , until he died of rear end camcer. RIP 30 foot ant - he couldn't write for poo poo. he also constantly mentions that his hot hot wife is SO pregnant and she has a huge pregnant round tummy and she has majorly large hooters and they are even bigger b/c shes pregnant, so pregnant right now
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:he also constantly mentions that his hot hot wife is SO pregnant and she has a huge pregnant round tummy and she has majorly large hooters and they are even bigger b/c shes pregnant, so pregnant right now her hooters are huge, and the one nerd (who is really bad at warhammer gaming and always cries when 25 foot ant does sick owns on his half-elf archer at the gaming table, and who has snot in the head and is a real nerd who lies about being a marine) is always hitting on his hot and pregnant wife, because she is sexy; but usually this just results in the hot wife headbutting and chokeslamming the nerd, until the entire gaming table applauds and then 50 foot ant stops a mugging on the way home.
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he writes stuff like "how dare you say you were in the marines, when I was in the marines for real????"
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curb stomped by an insanely hot pregnant army wife with huge tits b/c i hosed up in the big dungeons and dragons game
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Zeike posted:I think you are talking about a completely different guy nah its definitely 50fa
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I remember when MC 500 Foot Ant was posting but I don't remember all the wild stories, maybe I just didn't read them
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there was one guy named etchasketch or something who made a thread about his ptsd in en but then spent the whole time talking about how he got it from bein a cool badass vigilante bounty hunter who battled mexican drug cartels and had been shot like 20 times most people were suckin his dick but some others were like "post the gunshot wounds" and after like a week of this he finally did it was a blurry photo of what looked like cellulite dimples and he refused to post more and kept saying poo poo like "well theyre all healed over i dont scar easily"
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:there was one guy named etchasketch or something who made a thread about his ptsd in en but then spent the whole time talking about how he got it from bein a cool badass vigilante bounty hunter who battled mexican drug cartels and had been shot like 20 times lol goons are dumb
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Minimalist Program posted:her hooters are huge, and the one nerd (who is really bad at warhammer gaming and always cries when 25 foot ant does sick owns on his half-elf archer at the gaming table, and who has snot in the head and is a real nerd who lies about being a marine) is always hitting on his hot and pregnant wife, because she is sexy; but usually this just results in the hot wife headbutting and chokeslamming the nerd, until the entire gaming table applauds and then 50 foot ant stops a mugging on the way home. There aren't any "half-elves" in Warhammer, what the gently caress are you talking about?
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boom boom boom posted:There aren't any "half-elves" in Warhammer, what the gently caress are you talking about? shut the gently caress up nerd
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:nah its definitely 50fa there are some 50fa stories on creepypasta LOL. there are all really long. lots of swearing, army stuff. people are clearly suffering.
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boom boom boom posted:There aren't any "half-elves" in Warhammer, what the gently caress are you talking about? gently caress off bithc
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50 foot ant and the hotel guy who wrote those fake hotel stories where hes hotel james bond should meet up and gently caress
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It's just as easy to get these things right as it is to get them wrong
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I dont help anybody, they';re fuckin trash
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Demonachizer posted:Yeah that was it. Hopefully archive.org has it. Thanks! that link dont load
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RedHotKick posted:50 foot ant and the hotel guy who wrote those fake hotel stories where hes hotel james bond should meet up and gently caress
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katlington posted:that link dont load Loads for me. Maybe your internet is broken/defective.
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probably yea
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pathetic little tramp posted:military dudes gotta lie a loving lot because war is actually just alternating between being bored and making GBS threads your pants that you're getting shot at most lethal sniper ever in history was some chucklefuck hick from finland
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