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Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
scratch your ear thing and realized that you had rolled one like an hour earlier but forgot to smoke it?

it's really kind of like one of those things where you meant to fart but you pooped

only this time you can use it later

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Smokey
Feb 8, 2008
gently caress you, Jesus Christ.

naem
May 29, 2011

Yeeeeeeeees, "cigarette"

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Smokey posted:

gently caress you, Jesus Christ.

kinda reactionary there smokey

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
gtfo dirty lungs.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

happens all the time except it's when i scratch my rear end

Smokey
Feb 8, 2008

gnarlyhotep posted:

kinda reactionary there smokey

Sorry. Sorry Jesus Christ.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
i hate it when you pass out and then wake up the next morning and theres the joint you rolled. youre like "damnit past me stop being so considerate"

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Smokey posted:

Sorry. Sorry Jesus Christ.

I'm sure he forgives you

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
its never ok to roll ur own cigarettes if ur not homeless

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
what if you're a hipster? rollies are p chic right now

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Interesting point OP. We should get together sometime and discuss it further over crab legs and melted butter.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

its never ok to roll ur own cigarettes if ur not homeless

even homeless have the good grace to find half smoked butts and bum (lol) a light

Griz
May 21, 2001


rollies own because they're like half the price of regular cigarettes in states with high tobacco tax

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

its never ok to roll ur own cigarettes if ur not homeless

gently caress the government taxes on poors

i am a free man of the land i will roll my own cigarettes

naem
May 29, 2011

The worst possible habit

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
i wonder if smokers understand how exactly like burnt rear end they smell like all the time

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Top City Homo posted:

gently caress the government taxes on poors

i am a free man of the land i will roll my own cigarettes

admiralty smokes

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


jackyl posted:

even homeless have the good grace to find half smoked butts and bum (lol) a light

Clearly you don't realize the top shelf bums. They carry a baggie full of butts and use all the different tobaccos to roll a masterly crafted cigarette that's a mix of Newports and Marboros.

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
why are cig smokers always trying to one up each other i am always hearing poo poo like "pussies smoke king size. 100's; if ur gonna kill urself do it right" or "pussies smoke filtered cigarettes; if ur gonna kill urself do it right"

it's really strange logic considering guns, straight razors, and rope exists

afkmacro
Mar 29, 2009



Amateur Saboteur posted:

i wonder if smokers understand how exactly like burnt rear end they smell like all the time

Being aware of how bad it made me smell is exactly why i quit last January.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Amateur Saboteur posted:

i wonder if smokers understand how exactly like burnt rear end they smell like all the time

we can't smell poo poo

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe

Amateur Saboteur posted:

why are cig smokers always trying to one up each other i am always hearing poo poo like "pussies smoke king size. 100's; if ur gonna kill urself do it right" or "pussies smoke filtered cigarettes; if ur gonna kill urself do it right"

it's really strange logic considering guns, straight razors, and rope exists

Remember when everyone had a boner for clove cigarettes and thought they were super classy for smokin em? I remember a whole thread on GBS back in the day devoted to clove cigarettes and that poo poo was insufferable.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



cloves were realyl cool when i was 14 then they got made ilelgal

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Clearly you don't realize the top shelf bums. They carry a baggie full of butts and use all the different tobaccos to roll a masterly crafted cigarette that's a mix of Newports and Marboros.

You're joking but for a couple months a long time ago I was homeless and had no money. You can actually get some good flavor combinations this way.

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

brick cow posted:

You're joking but for a couple months a long time ago I was homeless and had no money. You can actually get some good flavor combinations this way.
Newboro

Marlports

Mononucleosis

regardless, i think we all agree real, non pussies smoke beedis or cheyenne

Cheyenne cigars: only mostly dirt, mostly

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
i do the same thing, except sometimes it's in my mouth already. like i'll be walking around the house with an unlit cigarette in my mouth, then i'll go outside to smoke and pull out my pack.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
cloves are for husky goth teens, newports are for black people, pall malls are for hobos who scored a lot of change that day, and benson and hedges are for your mom and also me

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008
and Marlboros are for Men.

naem
May 29, 2011

My dad died of copd, caused partly by his dad smoking constantly, smoking is bad and DONT, smoking, um ignore my avatar

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


brick cow posted:

You're joking but for a couple months a long time ago I was homeless and had no money. You can actually get some good flavor combinations this way.

I wasn't joking, I know how that poo poo works.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


naem posted:

My dad died of copd, caused partly by his dad smoking constantly, smoking is bad and DONT, smoking, um ignore my avatar

I bet the guy smoking didn't die of COPD. Maybe your dad should have smoked?

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

its never ok to roll ur own cigarettes if ur not homeless

Rollies taste better and smoke slower. Peace.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

its never ok to roll ur own cigarettes if ur not homeless

cowboys?
soldiers in trenches?
Somebody who live in the outback 40,000km away from the gas station?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

cloves are for husky goth teens, newports are for black people, pall malls are for hobos who scored a lot of change that day, and benson and hedges are for your mom and also me

every tailor is a fag, but not all fags are tailors.

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

What about smoking old butts your roommate left in the ashtray because your too drunk to drive to the gas station?

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

I want this to be my new avatar, can somebody make it happen? I don't know how to make the big avatars that some people have

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Smokey posted:

gently caress you, Jesus Christ.

yah don't worry dude, I'd post your sins but I really wouldn't want to embarrass you that much

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Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

Interesting point OP. We should get together sometime and discuss it further over crab legs and melted butter.

I believe you and I could become good friends

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