"Hey this show is doing really good on the tuesday night timeslot. I know! Let's loving move it to the friday night's timeslot, surely an excellent schedule for the demographics that are out partying and getting banged at nightclubs! " *Two months passes by* "This show is not doing so good. It must sucks. We're canceling it! "
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 18:51 |
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just when they're about to catch Dexter, we'll have Dexter get away
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 04:49 |
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social vegan posted:wait what are we gonna do with all these predators after we catch them? is it catch and release a predator because I don't want the animal rights activists on us they have Leonardo dicaprio now
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 04:50 |
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Make sure they can still follow the plot if they want to step out of the room for 10 minutes.
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 04:50 |
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you know what audiences love? time travel
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 04:50 |
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Oh poo poo, we haven't had an unlikely romance between two people who hate each other in this show yet.
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 04:52 |
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People want mysterious shows like Lost.
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 04:52 |
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We want audiences to be able to answer these questions at home and feel smart. Get me dumber contestants.
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 04:53 |
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an asian lead? ahahaahahaa
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 04:54 |
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make the main character a cynical rear end in a top hat b/c it worked for house
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 04:55 |
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You want an interracial couple that doesn't have a white man in it? Are you out of your loving mind?
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 04:56 |
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lol you fags watch tv
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 05:01 |
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I know our channel is called The American Channel, but what if...get this...we show a Canadian show? (2 years later, there is no American content on the channel)
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 05:29 |
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It's kind of survivor except for everyone has downs syndrome
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 05:31 |
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We're going to reboot the Terminator franchise, but get this: this time, Arnold's the good guy.
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 05:32 |
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Hey so uh, anyone else only here cause of their rich dad? Yeah? Everyone? Cool let's do some blow.
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 05:37 |
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What if...we have Elliott Gould play Mulaney's whacky gay neighbor? It'll be just like M*A*S*H!
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 05:49 |
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Oy vey!
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 05:51 |
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seth meyers should have his own talk show
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 06:08 |
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Gaunab posted:You want an interracial couple that doesn't have a white man in it? Are you out of your loving mind? Oh wait it's a black male and a generically brown woman? Ha OK good I thought you were loving with me for a minute 5here Shlomo
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 06:44 |
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What you mean this show we're not advertising is getting horrible ratings? Just move the timeslot and the day.
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 23:36 |
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Missing Name posted:These guys want Firefly back, we should finally bring another season in. Wait Wait Sci Fi is hotti right now correct Let's do a shitload of super hero TV shows Yeah let's Do one about Batman, but before he was batman In fact lets not even put batman in the show
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 02:32 |
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deadwood is awesome and people love it but the actors want to get paid gently caress it
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 02:34 |
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Don Tacorleone posted:Wait hmm i know detective shows are popular now so make sure it's like high school bullshit and no crime-solving ever
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 00:17 |
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The first season was great, let's make the second one about white dock workers.
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 00:35 |
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Glorgnole posted:"Well, there's twelve episodes ordered, and there's twelve monkeys. So every week, you'll catch a different monkey." lol if you think a network in America would order 12 episodes
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 00:39 |
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FrozenVent posted:The first season was great, let's make the second one about white dock workers. I KNOW YOU PLANNED FOR 6 EPISODES, YOU'VE SAID! AND I SAID THE NETWORK NEEDS 94 MORE!
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 02:39 |
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So he's proactive, huh? Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 02:51 |
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Gaunab posted:I don't give a drat if it isn't "organic," this show needs it! It's at the end of it's run anyways. Who's going to care!? Just keep everyone watching long enough so I can get a new 7 series.
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 01:35 |
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We already called the show how i met your mother. Maybe if we shove 5 extra seasons in the middle no one will care when it ends up being how i met your step mom?
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 01:40 |
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We need to appeal to the Gay demographic, get me Rip Taylor.
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 01:43 |
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The best judges of what the public really wants is the people wandering around in a mall during the middle of a weekday willing to give up four hours of their lives for a sandwich and a T-Shirt with our logo on it.
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 02:11 |
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*applies for a job at Fox*
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 02:21 |
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tv execs are more on it than you guys give them credit for, I think
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 02:23 |
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Jay Leno can easily carry a prime time audience every night.
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 02:23 |
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"Sure it was only designed for one season, but I really think we're leaving money on the table here if we don't stretch that into five more."
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 02:24 |
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Universe Master posted:Jay Leno can easily carry a prime time audience every night. Leno has more cars than me? What the gently caress. I made that shitpile of a man famous!
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 02:26 |
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No. No. I'm sorry but audiences these days want reality tv, not a character driven piece. What do you think we are, HBO?
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 02:27 |
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I'm the tv exec and it's my job to make sure the shows on our channel enrich the audience and are critically beloved. no fast food tv here
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 02:37 |
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So we've wrapped up the central storyline, solved the big mystery, and finally got the lead and their interest together for good. Let's demand three more seasons!
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