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Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

psyman posted:

The furthest I've gotten is about 3/4 way down my penis, but that's only after a lot of stretching or after a day out, but no special training or anything. On the rare occasion where I do it, I just masturbate upside down with my head in my mouth and a few times I have drunk my own cum (not gay!!). I have a very clean penis that I exfoliate and wash with sensitive handwash in the shower and also moisturise a lot. I can also lick my own balls.

My next accomplishment will be to insert my own penis into my own butt (also cleaned out in the shower by injecting sensitive handwash and moisturised internally with Palmers Cocoa Butter, yes my anus is moisturised most of the time). I can almost get the tip in there if I twist it backwards while limp but then it gets hard and I can't bend it in.

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Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Of course they have a guide there. No one is going to go down on one of them without being paid (or drugged) first.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

a bone to pick posted:

you are in the somethingawful forums, in the most antisocial subforum. literally everyone here wants to suck their own loving cock.

gently caress your cock.

So is that an offer orrrrrrrrr? I'm getting some mixed signals here.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

a bone to pick posted:

let me make this very clear: I want to suck my own bone.

Ah, got ya. A noble pursuit.

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