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*Travel between two areas by walking around on top of a fast-moving vehicle - this will not affect ability to stand or walk around whatsoever*
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Jan 16, 2015 20:26
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*Final boss escapes at the end of the first level by clinging onto ladder from helicopter. Player can reach him, but the boss is invulnerable*
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Jan 16, 2015 20:28
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* fat enemy that always does a 2-frame laughing animation when he knocks you to the floor *
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Jan 16, 2015 20:28
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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:* fat enemy that always does a 2-frame laughing animation when he knocks you to the floor * you must punch him from behind, because his huge gut is impervious to all attacks!
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Jan 16, 2015 20:36
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does anyone want these nunchucks? do we even have any nunchuck guys? ok, i'll just leave them on the floor.
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Jan 16, 2015 20:37
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Parallax Scroll posted:does anyone want these nunchucks? do we even have any nunchuck guys? ok, i'll just leave them on the floor. What about this whip? Whips are only for women and hyper-masculine heroes? Okay, forget I asked. I mean I'm just saying, it's a whip, they hurt pretty bad. Oh it's pink, nevermind gently caress that I'll just walk up and get punched, that's cool.
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Jan 16, 2015 21:12
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Don Tacorleone posted:you must punch him from behind, because his huge gut is impervious to all attacks! im playing through kingdom hearts right now and this is literally a thing. gently caress those fat pieces of poo poo, gently caress EM
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Jan 16, 2015 21:26
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Mousepractice posted:
life for women in the 90's was a never ending cycle of buying groceries and being kidnapped by motorcycle trolls
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Jan 16, 2015 21:34
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:life for women in the 90's was a never ending cycle of buying groceries and being kidnapped by motorcycle trolls #notallmotorcycletrolls
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Jan 16, 2015 22:17
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Alright, I've got the construction equipment, I'll slowly drive in from the right and you guys make sure that these concrete barriers to the left are intimidating, but punchable. This'll look sweet. Okay, let's go
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Jan 16, 2015 22:28
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*player 2 eats your chicken*
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Jan 16, 2015 22:33
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you rear end *punishes friend for eating chicken by purposely dying and using one of his lives to come back in*
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Jan 16, 2015 22:42
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level where there are jets of fire/beams of electricity that intermittently shoot across the screen that you have to dodge on top of fighting the bad guys. Bad guys are invulnerable to burns/zaps.
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Jan 16, 2015 23:05
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MEMO ATTN: Level 2 Crew CC: Mowhawk fat grenade juggling circus clown boss Does anyone know when they are planning on finishing whatever it is they are building in this construction site ?
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Jan 16, 2015 23:11
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Player begins on street that leads to boxing gym, out the back door onto a boardwalk and beach, onto a ship which lands on a deserted island that happens to have a secret military base, inside base is an arcade leading to a pool hall and munitions factory where the final battle takes place
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Jan 16, 2015 23:18
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Achtane posted:Player begins on street that leads to boxing gym, out the back door onto a boardwalk and beach, onto a ship which lands on a deserted island that happens to have a secret military base, inside base is an arcade leading to a pool hall and munitions factory where the final battle takes place Only on Hard Difficulty Level. On Expert Difficulty Level, there is an ancient temple at the top of the munitions factory, where a ghost/tiger/ninja master who can only be defeated by a special combination move that is totally unnecessary for the rest of the game resides.
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Jan 16, 2015 23:25
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Found a bartender who'll give you free food if you stand on his counter. Dude's alright.
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Jan 16, 2015 23:27
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*city mayor cleans up metro city streets accompanied by daughters boyfriend, afterwards continuing successful mayoral and prison inmate careers respectively*
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gary oldmans diary posted:*city mayor cleans up metro city streets accompanied by daughters boyfriend, afterwards continuing successful mayoral and prison inmate careers respectively* The Rob Ford Story
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Jan 17, 2015 01:22
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of COURSE we need a character on rollerblades, those things are timeless
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Jan 17, 2015 01:22
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how about a guy that just tosses grenades all over the fuckin place
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Jan 17, 2015 01:23
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Applewhite posted:*Building lobby is like two blocks long*
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Jan 17, 2015 01:28
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Alright guys, I know we had the guys chasing this guy the whole game, but I'm in charge so he's just going to be the second to last boss, and the final boss is gonna be this character I made up when I was six. You make him cheap and give him a badass voice! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGl4iJUnw_w&t=2134s FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-
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Jan 17, 2015 01:42
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Cornwind Evil posted:Alright guys, I know we had the guys chasing this guy the whole game, but I'm in charge so he's just going to be the second to last boss, and the final boss is gonna be this character I made up when I was six. You make him cheap and give him a badass voice! I wonder if they were aware that "Geld" has connotations that are less than macho.
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Jan 17, 2015 01:44
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Cornwind Evil posted:Alright guys, I know we had the guys chasing this guy the whole game, but I'm in charge so he's just going to be the second to last boss, and the final boss is gonna be this character I made up when I was six. You make him cheap and give him a badass voice! Now that's a '90s soundtrack. More "orchestra hit" = more epic. e: After watching some of that video, I need to play this game. It's the most colorful, cheerful post-apocalypse setting ever. "Wwwwwwwow!" Phobic Nest fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Jan 17, 2015 |
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Jan 17, 2015 01:54
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Okay hold still, I'm gonna throw you over the toxic pit and then you hit the bridge lever for me. *throws friend into toxic pit*
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Jan 17, 2015 02:01
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heee hee mr hagger
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Jan 17, 2015 02:04
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...i really shoulda kept daughter on screen longer
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Jan 17, 2015 02:10
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gary oldmans diary posted:heee hee mr hagger That is beautiful.
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Jan 17, 2015 02:41
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Cornwind Evil posted:Alright guys, I know we had the guys chasing this guy the whole game, but I'm in charge so he's just going to be the second to last boss, and the final boss is gonna be this character I made up when I was six. You make him cheap and give him a badass voice! In this game you fight an evil train conductor with a giant ticket punch, which he uses to hit you Aweeeesooooome
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Jan 17, 2015 02:46
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Monkey Fracas posted:In this game you fight an evil train conductor with a giant ticket punch, which he uses to hit you It has loving electricity and poo poo, it bites into you and shocks you.
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Jan 17, 2015 03:18
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That game really has fun with the idea of fresh food hidden in implausible places. You're in a museum smashing priceless artifacts and sure enough someone's hidden steaming hot cups of coffee and mysteriously non-melted ice cream cones inside. Steam rises off lots of the food to let you know it's still hot!
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Jan 17, 2015 03:22
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Play on easy mode, game ends on stage four (of seven) "Why don't you play on a harder difficulty"
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Jan 17, 2015 04:11
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this guy has a gun, but the bullets go really slow and are punchable
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Jan 17, 2015 04:13
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we can save money by removing the cool characters from the console versions
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Jan 17, 2015 04:42
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Jan 17, 2015 04:54
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I always used to cite Final Fight when my parents would try and make me eat fruit. Cooked meat gives me WAY more health, ma! I am now Bill Bull.
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Jan 17, 2015 12:31
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i'm the highlight on his bulging crotch
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*has to stop after hitting African American teenager on roller blades with unblock-able attack to taunt*
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