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"People in the 1990s dressed like morons, LOL!" *puts on drainpipe jeans, hipster non-prescription glasses, beanie, and scarf in 80 degree weather. Believes this look will be timeless*
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*shoots up school*
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Jan 16, 2015 13:55
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smokes tons of weed, just like everybody else everywhere does
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Jan 16, 2015 13:55
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Torka posted:*shoots up school*
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Jan 16, 2015 13:56
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*Steals poo poo from neighbour's garage. Sole non-white family in entire area is blamed*
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Jan 16, 2015 13:56
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*listens to rap to be unique. only everyone else listens to rap*
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Jan 16, 2015 13:57
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*Gets all hosed up and causes property damage for no reason*
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Jan 16, 2015 13:58
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*Kills self because of something on facebook*
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Jan 16, 2015 14:00
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*girl I raped goes to the police, everyone gets mad at her instead of me because I'm good at football*
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Jan 16, 2015 14:00
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*gets a pimple* MY LIFE IS RUINED!
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Jan 16, 2015 14:01
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*has latest-generation xbox, playstation, ipad, iphone, and MacBook pro bought by mom and dad* *complains on facebook and twitter how lame their parents are*
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Jan 16, 2015 14:06
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*Drinks Robitussin, swallows Benzedrex nasal inhalers and steals medications from family members because he doesn't know any real drug dealers.
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Jan 16, 2015 14:08
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lil wayne is the bomb diggity yo
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Jan 16, 2015 14:08
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*posts in SA*
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Jan 16, 2015 14:09
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*has food shelter and medicine* *thinks world is total bullshit*
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Jan 16, 2015 14:09
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*invents new sexual orientation for self to feel special*
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Jan 16, 2015 14:12
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*strolls through party like name is el niņo* *hangs out drinking in the back of an el camino*
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Jan 16, 2015 14:12
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*Has unfair life and states dissatisfaction often.
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Jan 16, 2015 14:14
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*is the average GBS post*
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Jan 16, 2015 14:14
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*Feels crippling self-doubt and boredom due to years of forced assimilation and lack of any real choice, risk or consequence. Also likes Mackelmore for some reason.*
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Jan 16, 2015 14:23
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*saturates body in Axe spray*
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Jan 16, 2015 14:25
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where are you going? -Out! what are you doing? -Nothing! when will you be back? -Later, gawd! *slams door*
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Jan 16, 2015 14:26
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*goes to key club meeting*
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Jan 16, 2015 14:28
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*uses the n-word-ending-in-a multiple times in a sentence*
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Jan 16, 2015 14:29
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*volunteers at soup kitchen to make older brother feel like a chode*
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Jan 16, 2015 14:33
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*Feels legitimate happiness and self-worth by liking someone's comment in opposition to child slavery or racism or poverty on Facebook.*
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Jan 16, 2015 14:33
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*hears nickelback on the radio* lol at this grandpa music
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Jan 16, 2015 14:42
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*gets a moleskin notebook* *fills it with lovely poetry*
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Jan 16, 2015 14:44
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"Yeah, dad taught me how to smoke a blunt. He said it's just like working dick, not that I'd know but he's really succeeding at his job at the cock sucking factory so let's blaze up"
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Jan 16, 2015 14:49
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*isn't black*
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Jan 16, 2015 14:50
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"Yeah, my uncle works at Nintendo, so I get to help test all the new games."
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Jan 16, 2015 14:51
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Canine Blues Arooo posted:"Yeah, my uncle works at Nintendo, so I get to help test all the new games."
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Jan 16, 2015 15:32
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Armitage posted:*uses the n-word-ending-in-a multiple times in a sentence* nigga. you can just type nigga.
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Jan 16, 2015 15:43
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ArtIsResistance posted:nigga. you can just type nigga. it sounds so hateful when you say it
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Jan 16, 2015 15:44
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"NO YOU SHUT THE gently caress UP DAD! IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT YOU BRING THIS STUBBORNNESS INTO MY LIFE, INTO MOM'S LIFE, DON'T BRING IT INTO EVERYBODY ELSE'S... ME THE MIC, GIVE ME THE loving MIC!..."
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Jan 16, 2015 15:50
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*Gauges ears.*
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Jan 16, 2015 15:53
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*excels in an academic setting and learns how to properly interact with other folks, preparing for a lifetime of success*
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Jan 16, 2015 16:19
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I'm bored. There's nothing to do around here.
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Jan 16, 2015 16:24
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*joins the Occupy movement in NYC for a month* *gets a lung infection* *realizes how expensive critically needed medicine like antibiotics are for people without insurance* *does absolutely nothing about this and keeps up slacktivism on facebook cause Occupy is hard mode*
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