Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Tuyop did get defensive on his finance thread when people called him a tranny-fucker so it might have been him. He was also really gung-ho about being an infantry officer until he ruined his back carrying a thing, when it turned out he really, really hated his life and also being an infantry officer

The Mentalizer posted:

e: Goddamn that poo poo is funnier than I remember

Scudworth posted:

Soooo speaking of the previous thread, after posting that ^ at the end of the last thread, I went back to that same tumblr to mine for more horrible gold, and noticed that the post had more replies.



The reply by "shard1697" weirdly matched IronicDongz's comments from the thread about it





Anyway my point is the tumblr thread's own IronicDongz seems to have a tumblr dedicated mostly to porn of himself, pokemon, and furry porn. So so much furry porn.



Here's an ode to Bowser blowing a dragon with the help of a pig

And a post about how hot a rhino getting banged by a shark is.

And your host himself.





^{*if this counts as internet detectiving I'll accept a probation as if finding this wasn't punishment enough, and i sure wasn't looking for this poo poo.}

Captain Monkey posted:

Wasn't it Tuyop? Canadian dude wanna be army spec ops, hosed a tranny quite a few times?

Captain Monkey posted:

Right! Tuyop just hosed a tranny he met on the bus once and goons found out. SA is a crazy place sometimes.

Wizard Master posted:

Uhhhhhh.......

Wizard Master posted:

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Cacafuego posted:

gently caress is another word for sex, hth

Frostwerks posted:

Women are the fairer gently caress.

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

he'd probably also need a dick-mangling fetish

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Nobody needs a dick-mangling fetish.

cock hero flux posted:

But it helps

manyak posted:

list of things you can say to make a girl horny


1. Lets go to mcdonalds
uhh ok -- first let me just pick my panties up off the floo,r since they fell off my pussy when you said McDonalds

2. i like Taco bell
And i like sucking your cock -- but lets just pretend i didnt say that, mmmkay?

3. I like Pizza hut
Did you hear that? the sound of ,, my PUSSY falling open?

Wizard Master posted:

Uhhhhhh.......

Smythe posted:

last year i got insanely drunk on beast of burbooms dime and hes severely ftw. on my way home i bought a half chicken from a street cart and a six pack of beer and ate the chicken and drank the beer in public on foot before finally stumbling home, chicnen fully eaten and all beers drank only to try to open a can of black beans and spill 100% of the can on my shoes and theyre still stained, to this day. FML

Cialis Railman posted:

Improbable Lobster posted:

Tranny is a lovely word IMO

fanged wang posted:

one time when my female was mad at me she downloaded the fable games to my pc and they were awful

social vegan posted:

The only fable here is ur female

Small Frozen Thing posted:

I think there are a number of posters who get very upset & offended if you imply they're bad people, and that kind of triggering language should be kept off of SA

The Maestro posted:

Wizard Master

Lacerta posted:

Bush caused some pretty amazing systematic change in America, namely turning the country from an empire flirting with the drain to a nation ecstatically doing doughnuts in the parking lot of despair.

Lowtax posted:

And to all you smart fellahs, NO I cannot contact her over ICQ or email or smoke signals and YES this is an attention thread and YES you can jump off the planet if you don't like it and NO we are not giving each other head and NO I did not shoot the hostage and NO I am not off the case nor am I a loose cannon and I did NOT earn some history and it was NOT so hot hot hot that u will cum you're pants and I AM locking this thread so nobody can post dumb crap in it and start some forum drama which will result in me banning you and pushing you into a tar pit FULL of Bobby's "used" plushies and YES I am inferring that all furries are freaks and YES I am aware that Bobby is gay and YES I am aware that he is a furry and NO I am not a hypocrite because YES I did once kiss a man in a public bathroom but NO it wasn't because I was gay I did it because he said he'd give me some cocaine if I made out with him and NO he was not a cop and NO I did NOT spend that night in jail for trying to buy drugs from an undercover cop and NO I did not kiss more men in the jail cell that night and YES if anybody tells you that then they are lying and NO I do not know the reason why and YES I am still working on Cliff Yablonski: Freedom Fighter and NO I do not know when I will be done with it because YES I spent so much time writing this post.

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Infranteal posted:

my verse, much like my ballsack, dangles free as the wind

the heebie-gbs posted:

the wind, like my ballsack, caresses your face

Infranteal posted:

My ballsack, unlike your face, has been caressed by something other than wind

the heebie-gbs posted:

My wind, unlike your ballsack, has never broken loudly in public to the horror of everyone around me

Noni posted:

Imagine Good Eats, but with all the science removed and written for Rachel Ray, only Rachel Ray died from an infected hemorrhoid on the way to the set so they took a gay guy who was desperate for work, gave him and all of the cameramen a large bag of cocaine, and then filmed the thing using recipes found on the backs of various food boxes that were lying around the studio.

Wait, that doesn't explain it well enough. So how's this:

Imagine if twitter became a real person and some producers decided to give him a cooking show.

Nah, that's too vague. Here you go:

Say you take that annoying kid from your high school theater class and gave him a show, but on the first day of filming you found out that, not only can he not cook, but your camera can only record 6 seconds of video at a time. So you hire a real chef to teach the kid one painful step of recipe at a time, film it while Boitano performs it, and then repeat. Then you hire kids from the animation and editing departments of your local go-nowhere digital arts school to polish the turd. Also, cocaine. Did I mention cocaine? It's the secret ingredient.

No, scratch that. Here's a better description:

The bank repossessed Pee Wee's playhouse, and Pee Wee got his own cooking show, but only after he served a nickel in a penitentiary and lost all of his innocence. Pee Wee constantly pretends that he was always is still having fun doing this cooking bullshit. During filming, he snorts coke to help. After filming, he boots enough horse to kill a mule.

Pope Guilty posted:

but enough about GIP

Sham bam bamina! posted:

Not even one page into the new Tumblr thread:

Troposphere posted:

getting your nudes discovered because of a post about peppers is one of the most unfortunate things i've ever witnessed drat

Just The Facts posted:

I always assumed ethopian food was just bags of rice with UN stamped on them.

SplitSoul posted:

Somebody hasn't heard of Project Acoustic Kitty...

Improbable Lobster posted:

Tranny is a lovely word IMO

Shampy posted:

So yesterday morning I went to a couple stores down here in the South Florida area looking for amiibos. At a TRU in Pines 20 minutes after they opened, I noticed a Sonic on hold behind the counter with a note saying "FOR KEVIN'S AUTISTIC SON". Angry that some rear end in a top hat put one of these on hold, I left home to wait for my Majora's Mask LE New 3DS to arrive via UPS. Well today after lunch my girlfriend and I went by TRU to see what was going on. You know, JUST IN CASE. Sonic was still on hold! I know by prior experience that TRU can only have an item on hold for 24 hours so I had her go in to the store (she was still in the car) and say she was Kevin's wife and was here to pick up Sonic. It was a success. I got my Sonic and some rear end in a top hat learned his lesson to pick up his toys on hold within the allocated time given by TRU.

CRINDY posted: