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Is an obvious scam. Anyone who buys that poo poo probably also tried to help a Nigerian prince get his inheritance at some point in time. Asprey sound a lot like aspie too. Dick Chode McFuckface posted:
Look at this chode  Why yes let me spend 20 minutes making a $20 cup of coffee with a lump of butter in it. If you can watch this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YjLMdx3YZY and not smell the bullshit through your screen, you deserve to be scammed out of your life's savings.
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HollisBrown posted:$300,000 to hack his own biology im gonna hack his biology and install some bonzai buddy bullshit until his IQ is down too far to fix it.
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It's tasty stuff, but all you need to do is blend hot coffee and a teaspoon of coconut oil together...not spend $$$ on the coffee and MCT oil he's shilling
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Jan 16, 2015 16:43
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I'll bet that coffee isn't even really bulletproof
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should've hacked himself a better face
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Bulletproof Monk.
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Borommakott posted:I'll bet that coffee isn't even really bulletproof Most liquids are surprisingly bullet resilliant though.
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HollisBrown posted:Most liquids are surprisingly bullet resilliant though. I'm like 90% liquid does that mean I'm bullet proof
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Atoramos posted:I'm like 90% liquid does that mean I'm bullet proof Maybe, you should test this hypothesis. On your face.
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social vegan posted:should've hacked himself a better face he kinda looks like Happy Gilmore's caddy
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Atoramos posted:I'm like 90% liquid does that mean I'm bullet proof this guy thinks humans are 90% liquid
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Jan 16, 2015 16:52
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auto drip coffee is perfectly fine
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He wasn't smart enough to have a big, distracting lead in for the BS, just straight into generic "toxins" nonsense.
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HollisBrown posted:Is an obvious scam. Anyone who buys that poo poo probably also tried to help a Nigerian prince get his inheritance at some point in time. aren't all liquids with water in them essentially a bullet proof material?
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Jan 16, 2015 17:00
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"upgrade his brain"
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Jan 16, 2015 17:13
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I put butter in my coffee once, it's all right. Butter is just cream + time after all. This guy is a tool, though.
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Jan 16, 2015 17:26
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i suggest the op "upgrade" to existence level 2.0...............................DEATH
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Jan 16, 2015 17:29
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Do they make butter K-Cups?
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Jan 16, 2015 17:37
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butter in coffee sounds really stupid
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exquisite tea posted:I put butter in my coffee once, it's all right. Butter is just cream + time after all. This guy is a tool, though. youre already adding fat to your coffee if you use cream
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Happy Bear Suit posted:butter in coffee sounds really stupid It dissolves and you get creamy, frothy coffee about the same consistency as a latte. It's not a HEALTH MIRACLE but you could do worse things to coffee, like for example put chocolate syrup in it and sell it for $5 as a seasonal Starbucks flavor.
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Jan 16, 2015 17:56
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You have to drink the coffee with your butt
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Jan 16, 2015 17:57
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here's a coffee hack for ya: go to panera and fill a cup with 75% hazelnut, 25% dark roast
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if you drink flavored coffee you're worthless filth imo
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i find putting frangelico in your coffee improves overall intelligence and mental performance. 50 ml in the morning and evening.
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hazelnut coffee owns and i'm not gonna have HATERS on the internet tell me otherwise......
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FYI
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oh yeah i want health advice from a guy who looks like a lovely professional wrestler working in a wrestling federation where they don't wrestle they just have gay sex in the ring but the ring is my uncle's basement and there's no audience and hootie and the blowfish is playing in the background
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a starwar betamax posted:i suggest the op "upgrade" to existence level 2.0...............................DEATH
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Jan 16, 2015 18:21
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i watched bulletproof monk, he did not cover himself in butter, i feel defrauded.
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yeah a slow burn of caffeine from a single cup of coffee, exactly what I need to wake up in the morning I want that coffee right now all at once so I can get out of bed and do something other than bleakly stare at a wall/computer screen
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Atoramos posted:I'm like 90% liquid does that mean I'm bullet proof Only one way to find out (ch-ch).
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Monkey Fracas posted:yeah a slow burn of caffeine from a single cup of coffee, exactly what I need to wake up in the morning Have you tried plugging it? Mix coffee and coconut oil, let it solidify into little wads, then shove them up your butthole
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Wait, so from what I can understand you take normal, zero calorie coffee, then add like 400 calories of pure fat in the form of oil and butter, and this is somehow supposed to increase your "performance" writing emails to your coworkers and getting paid to take a poo poo at the office?
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Hobohemian posted:Wait, so from what I can understand you take normal, zero calorie coffee, then add like 400 calories of pure fat in the form of oil and butter, and this is somehow supposed to increase your "performance" writing emails to your coworkers and getting paid to take a poo poo at the office? it's how paleo man drank coffee
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FogHelmut posted:i watched bulletproof monk, he did not cover himself in butter, i feel defrauded. That movie wasn't very good
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Jan 16, 2015 18:58
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Biohacker huh? I scoff at this notion.
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Jan 16, 2015 19:01
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Coffee What a faggy drink Chai is better
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Don Tacorleone posted:Coffee wait does chai have more caffeine in it than coffee have i been wrong all this time
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I literally just made some bulletproof coffee (hint: it's not expensive) 1. Grind coffee 2. Brew coffee. I used a pourover stand for this 3. Add other things to it. I added a splash of almond milk and a 1/2 Tbsp of butter 4. Mix it up I put it in something like this:  You just shake it up a bit and you're done. Brought this poo poo to work it's really tasty. Well that's about it.
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