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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:i like when bioware goes back and tries to shoehorn in PC stuff like gay romance options and changing lead characters to girls like they meant to all along even though the cover of the game had a guy on it In dragon age 3 there are as many gay love options as there are straight lol. They know the people who love that poo poo are catladies who fantasize about smooth bishies kissing all day long.
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gnarlyhotep posted:Oh I thought you had to, maybe I'll go back and try it again I'd honestly skip the first game because the gameplay is atrociously bad and the story isn't really special. Mass Effect 2 & 3 have really fun gameplay though, its kind of shocking how much they improved it. Shame about everything else.
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Internet Kraken posted:I'd honestly skip the first game because the gameplay is atrociously bad and the story isn't really special. Mass Effect 2 & 3 have really fun gameplay though, its kind of shocking how much they improved it. As for MS1 just look up the conversation with Sovereign on youtube it's pretty much the best and only need-to-know part. I didn't really mind the rest tho.
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the reapers are just a metaphor for the jews IMO
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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Can the purple lady's starfish hair stuck up and wiggle around? Because that could be pretty sexual
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naem posted:Can the purple lady's starfish hair stuck up and wiggle around? Because that could be pretty sexual The Asari scalp "tentacles" are flexible but not capable of moving on their own, according to a conversation between Joker and Liara in ME3 
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script kitty posted:shepard is a guy or a girl depending on what you pick in character creation tho? you know what I was almost positive that they went back and said that canon shep is the female version but I can't find that so I suppose I'm wrong.
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Best way to play games like this is to make the character's face look as retarded as possible, like seriously hosed up, no-way-in-hell is that a natural human face That way you can pretend nobody in the game actually thinks the main character is important, they're just all kinda doing them a favor and don't have the heart to tell them what they really think Commander Shepherd, the galactic super hero, and humanity's Very Special Boy
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Justin Tyme posted:Best way to play games like this is to make the character's face look as retarded as possible, like seriously hosed up, no-way-in-hell is that a natural human face
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looks epic as hell op, thanks for psoting about this hiddden gem
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Best way to play me2 is to do a kill all your followers playthrough
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Bacontotem posted:Best way to play me2 is to do a kill all your followers playthrough all except liara
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You have to actively try to get everyone killed in ME2. Like, carefully plan decisions to gently caress up as much as humanly possible and ruin everything. Its actually kind of fascinating.
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isn't the main character technically a trans, why anita not talk about how great this game was non stop?
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my favorite battle in mass effect is with Plorple Greensbottom 
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i heard of this game but i also heard that it will break physx for other games like mirror's edge so i did not play it.
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they calls me mr robot-toe
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We call that one a blue snapper
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fully functional, captain
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Anyone else rely like the mini game where you mine for stuff? Every day after work WEEENENENENENENENENENENE FOUND! UNUBTANIUM
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that's a man (sometimes).
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TOILETLORD posted:that's a man (sometimes). so are you
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Which goon was it that spent hundreds on lovely me2 emotes and bragged about it every chance he got
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TOILETLORD posted:isn't the main character technically a trans, why anita not talk about how great this game was non stop? kill yourself
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that looks like a album cover for christian rock.
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exquisite tea posted:Nobody cares because you can't shoot guns and gently caress sexy aliens in those books. did you even read foundation i'm rpetty sure the goon character gets to bone the hot gaia chick
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I like Mass Effect. It's a good game. My favorite part is when Luke Skywalker blew up the halo ring and then in the second game the Aliens escaped and have war with the Predators. Then The terminator cummed all over the place as it killed the aliens and predators. At the end it turned out the Terminator was Darth Vader all along, so Vader went back to time to stop everything and now there was two Halo ringworlds. Holy poo poo! Vader and Lando teamed up to form Team Rocket, they had to collect poke mons to battle Luke Skytalker while the aliens and predators duked it out. Epic as gently caress, man.
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lmao...that's not in tghe game at all....those are other things
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my name is comamnder shepard and these are my fave pussy lipse in gbs
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Setzer Gabbiani posted:Which goon was it that spent hundreds on lovely me2 emotes and bragged about it every chance he got I dunno but I remember when ME3 came out a ton of money was wasted on buying avatars for bad posters in the thread. One guy got his avatar changed like a dozen times. I kind of hope they were all bought by the same disgruntled goon.
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I haven't actually played a video game since Silent Hill 2 and 3 came out, and I didn't really like playing the games so much as I liked the weird poo poo happening on screen. But i like sci-fi stuff with cool spaceships and aliens and I've watched poo poo like Stargate and Trek and Farscape and poo poo and I love it so people keep telling me I would like these games because the story is just so fuckin good. would a easy going chilled out guy such as myself who doesn't really dig video games still enjoy this Mass affect: the trilogy? or do I have to learn to like pressing buttons first
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That's a mod or something, right? It wasn't like that in retail.......right?  I'm assuming/hoping it's just a photoshop.
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KiddieGrinder posted:That's a mod or something, right? Dude, that is in the retail version, hand to God. Also the banshees, the bigass reaperized asari? Totally have fully rendered genitalia. In Mass Effect, if something can be horny, it will be horny.
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God drat loving nerds. I swear.
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