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Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



I would love to smell her sweat.

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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Decrepus posted:

I would love to smell her sweat.

Thanks for reminding me about this

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
My saved character looked all hosed up in Mass Effect 3. Plus Mass Effect 3 had that dumb space ninja.

Frogisis
Apr 15, 2003

relax brother relax

Decrepus posted:

I would love to smell her sweat.

I just want a suit I can poop in.

Pebergehund
Jan 21, 2010

The Dennis System posted:

Plus Mass Effect 3 had that dumb space ninja.

He has both a sword and a helicopter! He cant be defeated!

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

KiddieGrinder posted:

That's a mod or something, right?

It wasn't like that in retail.......right? :negative:

I'm assuming/hoping it's just a photoshop.

you must not be familiar with bioware's work

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Somebody doesn't have the topless mod.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
seriously

Bacontotem
May 27, 2010



Didn't it take Bioware like 2 years to delete that post?

Setzer Gabbiani
Oct 13, 2004

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
OK I don't care how cool these spaceships and aliens are, this games look creepy and sad. and hosed.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

:foxnews: got so pissed off about your children being able to play a gay sex simulator.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

mass effect as a whole was pretty enjoyable despite every effort of its makers to the contrary

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
I didn't like any of the characters in 3.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Gatekeeper posted:

Farscape and poo poo and I love it so people keep telling me I would like these games because the story is just so fuckin good. would a easy going chilled out guy such as myself who doesn't really dig video games still enjoy this Mass affect: the trilogy? or do I have to learn to like pressing buttons first

I too love Farscape, and ME1 and ME2 feel like a choose your own adventure Scifi show that have a strong Farscape vibe. But then you get 60 plus hours in and find out ME3 is a steaming turd. I'm not talking about the ending that people like to bitch about, either. Pretty much the whole game is terrible, with a minor improvement to the shooty mechanics. It's the Star Trek Voyager of videogames, by which I mean that anyone who claims to like it should be shunned and marooned on an island.

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich
thats a lot of words for a joke post op

Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!
This is the closest I've ever gotten to seeing Mass Effect in action

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA5MU7MmGvc

Setzer Gabbiani
Oct 13, 2004

Citadel was supposed to be apology dlc

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Internet Kraken posted:

I dunno but I remember when ME3 came out a ton of money was wasted on buying avatars for bad posters in the thread. One guy got his avatar changed like a dozen times. I kind of hope they were all bought by the same disgruntled goon.

:shepface: I think this was one of them, but it was inspired by a butt-ugly shepard design that made him look like the dude from the goonies. I'm not sure but we may even had a front page article on it.

:shepface: :shepface: :shepface:

McDragon
Sep 11, 2007

The best Mass Effect thing is the bit where some bad guys come after you and you shoot something and they all blow up and the one guy left freaks out and I'm sure there's a gif of it somewhere

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
I think this game created more mega threads than any other game. Like, 7+ super mega threads.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

ok how can a post be so long and spergy and technically correct about detail yet completely irrelevant to the retarded question it asks

also if you know how ammonia smells and are convinced there is a meaningful amount in your sweat i have some bad news for you

72o
Dec 14, 2007

The part where you fought the giant Terminator in number 2 was pretty cool for its time

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

super contra did it better

72o
Dec 14, 2007

Mr. Pumroy posted:

super contra did it better

Well that was pretty cool for its time too

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
uhh please post the space Muslim girl almost dying because she took her black hole burqa off for you

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I love Bioware games because they spawn collections of retards that love Twilight caliber garbage writing and watching them trying to defend it is such sweet bliss.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

JebanyPedal posted:

I love Bioware games because they spawn collections of retards that love Twilight caliber garbage writing and watching them trying to defend it is such sweet bliss.

your avatar makes me uncomfortable. please change it

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Oberleutnant posted:

your avatar makes me uncomfortable. please change it

Nnah.

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
no OP i haven't but this thread has been very informative and i thank you

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

The Dennis System posted:

My saved character looked all hosed up in Mass Effect 3. Plus Mass Effect 3 had that dumb space ninja.
gently caress u say u fuckign pussy?

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
This is a good replacement for the star trek chat thread.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
In a few months I'll be the same age as Shepard.

Except I'm not a tough cybernetic super-commando :smith:

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
consider also that humans in ME canon live to ~150 on average so while he's still a relative baby you'll be more than half dead

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Wicker Man posted:

In a few months I'll be the same age as Shepard.

Except I'm not a tough cybernetic super-commando :smith:
yuou've nobody to blame but yourself

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

Wicker Man posted:

In a few months I'll be the same age as Shepard.

Except I'm not a tough cybernetic super-commando :smith:

you probably gently caress blue bitches though you necrophile you

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Ill have to give this game a try.

Is it expensive? :ohdear:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

psyopmonkey posted:

Ill have to give this game a try.

Is it expensive? :ohdear:

You can get the trilogy for like 20 bucks so yes it is because it's only worth about 50 cents and even then a packet of stale gum is more enjoyable.

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Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

you probably gently caress blue bitches though you necrophile you

Her color comes back when I relax my hands.

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