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a kid with leukemia that loves guardians of the galaxy so much that chris pratt visits them but chris pratt cant hug the kid bc of theire fragile immune system so he has to wear a lovely hazmat suit and gloves but whats even sadder is the kids parents cant even hug them or console them even though it is the most desperate moment of all of their lives and they just wanna cry but they cant so they gotta hold in the pain just hold it in and stay strong just stay strong for her like star lord.....
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a tiny man who is in love with a very tall woman but she does not reciporicate his love or even acknowledge or even really comprehend they are members of the same species and guess what it turns out the man is a chihuahua and the womans a great dane
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if a child must die so that my love for chris pratt can reach new untold heights so be it
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ilikedirt posted:a tiny man who is in love with a very tall woman but she does not reciporicate his love or even acknowledge or even really comprehend they are members of the same species and guess what it turns out the man is a chihuahua and the womans a great dane one time i sat in a waiting room of a restaurant and some chick who was hot looked right at me and said to her friend on the phone that she just cant date short guys and im 5 6 it was some sweet ownage and similar to that situation but real and not dogs
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A bag of skittles is purchased but in a terrible twist of fate contains no red skittles
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mookface posted:A bag of skittles is purchased but in a terrible twist of faith contains no red skittles also the purchaser is shot down in his youth because of the color of his skin and the hood of his jacket
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a tree growing on an island that is thousands of miles from any other tree or squirrels and only sea gulls ever visit and no matter how many acorns he makes or how much space for a cool squirrel house inside no squirrels will ever live in the tree because squirrels went extinct millions of years ago and the only animals left are seagulls and trees
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ilikedirt posted:a tiny man who is in love with a very tall woman but she does not reciporicate his love or even acknowledge or even really comprehend they are members of the same species and guess what it turns out the man is a chihuahua and the womans a great dane lmbo there was a goon in ask tell that was like the lil dude in the show carnivale and was tore up about regular women not wanting to date him
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ilikedirt posted:a kid with leukemia that loves guardians of the galaxy so much that chris pratt visits them but chris pratt cant hug the kid bc of theire fragile immune system so he has to wear a lovely hazmat suit and gloves but whats even sadder is the kids parents cant even hug them or console them even though it is the most desperate moment of all of their lives and they just wanna cry but they cant so they gotta hold in the pain just hold it in and stay strong just stay strong for her like star lord..... also that brief moment where star lord takes off his mask to smile ends up giving her a viral infection that quickly destroys her body and kills her
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:one time i sat in a waiting room of a restaurant and some chick who was hot looked right at me and said to her friend on the phone that she just cant date short guys and im 5 6 it was some sweet ownage and similar to that situation but real and not dogs do you think of that moment every so often and cry
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Jan 17, 2015 02:23
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Humanity will never achieve full communism.
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mookface posted:A bag of skittles is purchased but in a terrible twist of fate contains no red skittles worse yet, it has twice the usual amount of GREEN APPLE skittles.
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Jan 17, 2015 02:24
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you adopt a dog because no human can love you
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mookface posted:A bag of skittles is purchased but in a terrible twist of fate contains no red skittles I used to have a manager who would buy a bag of skittles and sort them into piles by color to help with stress. He had jars of like color in his office and I don't think I ever saw him eat any.
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Daedra posted:you adopt a dog because no human can love you this thread is sad Kosher Pickup Line fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Feb 7, 2015 |
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:also the purchaser is shot down in his youth because of the color of his skin and the hood of his jacket in malaysia a small child dies of thirst in a sweatshop sewing the very same brand of sweatshirt as being worn by that youth his arm is outstretched... at what??? his death hallucination is of a spilling can of life saving iced tea... years later andrew zinnerman the free walking white devil will impregnate the dead childs sister during a sex tourism vacation and that girl will bare his child and live out his days in the same cycle of poverty as his mother his uncle and fathers murder victim
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Daedra posted:you adopt a dog because no human can love you The dog doesn't love you either. Also, it's actually a hairless Mexican rat with rabies. And you just put it in the crib with your baby.
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Jan 17, 2015 02:27
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posting in gbs on a friday night
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Give Pat a Job posted:I used to have a manager who would buy a bag of skittles and sort them into piles by color to help with stress. He had jars of like color in his office and I don't think I ever saw him eat any.
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Give Pat a Job posted:I used to have a manager who would buy a bag of skittles and sort them into piles by color to help with stress. He had jars of like color in his office and I don't think I ever saw him eat any. this is actually sadder what the gently caress
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Jace Madan posted:The dog doesn't love you either. woah
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Marvin Freeman posted:posting in gbs on a friday night  ...unless a dash is missing there
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you go to post but you receive an error you go to the main site and you are a horrible monster on probation actually, thats the best thing
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thinking u have a 3 day weekend but then your boss calls u and asks if u can work for those 3 days straight and he asks VERY passive aggressively and ur like im kind of busy this weekend but he pretends he didnt hear you
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free donuts at work but you show up late and its only plain left 
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The Zapruder film. JFK, brains on the leather and pretty blood on his pretty wife. And Jackie, now think of it, all wet and humiliated, crawling in front of the whole world.
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ilikedirt posted:thinking u have a 3 day weekend but then your boss calls u and asks if u can work for those 3 days straight and he asks VERY passive aggressively and ur like im kind of busy this weekend but he pretends he didnt hear you people are fist fighting on the subway and instead of watching you get pissed off because you're going to be late for work
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skeletonotherkin posted:Humanity will never achieve full communism. 
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 this is a fun and v good thread idea ilikedirt!
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they are out of nacho cheese for your hotdogs at the gas station
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Jace Madan posted:The Zapruder film. JFK, brains on the leather and pretty blood on his pretty wife. And Jackie, now think of it, all wet and humiliated, crawling in front of the whole world. its sad in that movie that she tries to put his head together again. also have u heard the story of wheres shes on a plane back to wash dc like 5 hrs later and somebody ask what shes fidgeting in her hand and she goes oh i dont know i did t realise i had anything and shes still totally in shock and they look and its a part of his brain
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You and your young wife are expecting your first child. Being too much of a pussy, you decide to stay in the waiting room while the birthing happens. Hours later the doctor comes out, with a grim look on his face. He says "I'm so sorry son, your wife died in child birth and your daughter has harlequin ichthyosis." You forgot to tell her you loved her this morning.
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Jace Madan posted:You and your young wife are expecting your first child. Being too much of a pussy, you decide to stay in the waiting room while the birthing happens. Hours later the doctor comes out, with a grim look on his face. two birds one stone . txt
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a woman who loves to post in something awfuls debate and discuss forum has been trying for years to have a baby but keeps miscarrying. finally she successfully births a child, she and her husband are crying with joy as it is born. the doctor looks at it and shakes his head sadly. the baby is wearing a tiny policemans uniform and a badge. "ma'am," says the doctor. "your baby is a cop"
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