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No idea what the source on this is. A friend just emailed it to me with a subject of LOL. Nothing on google. Oh yeah, this is very so you are warned. quote:Okay, so after doing a bit of research (on both RM, and a few other sites), I find out this place offers a one-way to ticket to Greece (anal). I'm thrilled! I have a fetish for rear end-pounding, more so than your average guy. I honestly would prefer anal, over a pussy, any day. But this visit, may have SINGLE-HANDEDLY, flipped my entire fetish, upside down. It's disheartening, tbh. Anyways, let me give a quick walk-through first. I get in, pay the house, and get set up. Take a quick rinse in the shower, and get set up with a Anna (who I specifically request), and we get off to a fairly smooth start. She's by no means attractive, nor youthful, but gently caress it. I'm looking for someone to fulfill my anal needs. She sucks me off a bit, licks my balls, and gives me a mean rimjob, tongue-loving my poophole. Highly advise NOT making any mouth-to-mouth contact with this one. I DATY, and some of you might be thinking, "Wow glub-lifter. That's pretty risky and probably NSFL." True, but I enjoy the taste of pussy very much; to me, it's almost as good as sticking your dick in one. Then I get to pounding her. Pussy first; she moans, and while she's not super-tight; it's kind of like an appetizer for my cock, before penetrating her rear end in a top hat, which would undoubtedly be EVEN tighter, by at least 5x.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 05:30 |
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what a story mark
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 08:28 |
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This is how I look to other people, isn't it? Fine. I don't care. I DO care but I don't. MOSTLY I CARE. A LOT.
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 08:35 |
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Bomping this lovely thread.
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 19:27 |
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me too. bump
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 19:28 |
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worms are part of the rear end pounding game. get with the program
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 19:33 |
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If you read one disgusting story this year . . . LET IT BE THIS ONE ! Susy DeLucci and the Miracle of Life. One morning around 5am 22 year old Susan DaLucci of Kittery Maine, woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first she thought she had diarrhea, but when she stood up out of bed, she realized that it was urinary pain. It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhea, just out the wrong hole. She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard. In paralyzing pain, Ms. DeLucci for the next few minutes continued to push and squirt out of her vagina a burning tide of wretch and filth while she gripped the sides of the toilet, white-knuckled. She was screaming wildly, and the neighbors called the police. When medics arrived they found Ms. DeNucci unconscious lying on the floor of her bathroom wearing nothing but her bath robe. Running down her leg, was a stream of brown and green syrup. The medic had to transfer her to a stretcher, so he grabbed her left leg which was bent crossing her other leg, to straighten her out. She was lying there all twisted up. When he lifted her left leg to straighten her body out, he exposed her vagina at which point a creature, no larger than the tip of a finger wormed its way out of her genitals and landed on the floor with a wet popping sound. Shocked, the medic stared at the creature that was lying on the tile bathroom floor in a casing of mucous. It was a tiny mud shrimp and it sat there on the cold floor gasping for water while flipping itself back and forth. The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt the nausea setting in. When he put his face down into the toilet to puke what he saw was so horrific that to this day he cannot look into a toilet without convulsing. The entire toilet bowl was boiling with baby brown mud shrimp flipping and splashing at a furious pace. If you think that is bad - wait until you hear how it happened: Ms. DeLucci official death was the result of a combination of shock and severe head trauma. She stood up over the toilet in pain and when she saw what she had done, she went into shock and fell, smashing her head on the toilet and then on the floor. It is believed by medical police that on two nights before the accident she had purchased a live lobster at a fish market. While lying in a tub, she gently inserted the creature's tail into her vagina to derive pleasure. At that point, she held a lighter under the creature's face causing it to flip its tail in a violent snapping motion. The medics found a lesbian XXX video in the VCR and the TV was positioned on a table in front of the tub. The lobster was found in the kitchen garbage can wrapped in a paper bag. Traces of Ms. DeLucci's DNA were found on the lobster along with pubic hairs that had wedged themselves between the lobster tail joints. The lobster's face was lightly burned with the same fuel used in lighters. The lobster's digestive track and colon were found to be full of mud shrimp egg casings. Doctors believe that the lobster had eaten them (they are common in the water at fish markets and are usually harmlessly boiled to death) and the lobster had crapped them out into Ms. DeLucci's oval office when she was torturing it. Maine mud shrimp only take two days to gestate and Ms. DeLucci was only four days away from getting her period, doctors believe that at that point of her menstrual cycle, her womb was the perfect PH balance to grow these mud shrimp which are a much larger version of the popular "Sea Monkey" pets sold throughout the US. Over night the eggs had hatched and the mud shrimp began doubling in size every ten minutes. You can imagine the pain she was in when she woke up that morning and gave birth to well over 1,000 mud shrimp in her toilet.
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 19:33 |
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open container posted:If you read one disgusting story this year . . . LET IT BE THIS ONE !
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 19:36 |
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Ah, now time for the coup de grace of the evening: to look deep inside the rear end of a hooker.
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 19:36 |
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I can't believe Anna and her infested rear end ruined what would have been the high point of the OP's evening: to use his eyes/vision to investigate the inside of her open rear end, by looking deep into it.
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 19:37 |
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open container posted:Mud Shrimp Too bad it's fake. It'd be really funny if it weren't. http://www.snopes.com/risque/juvenile/lobster.asp
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 19:43 |
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i am so embarrassed
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 19:45 |
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username idea: annas infested rear end
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 19:52 |
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comes in right at the character limit
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 19:52 |
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open container posted:her vagina erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 20:49 |
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oh! haha. hate when that happens!
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 21:44 |
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bum full o' worms
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 22:02 |
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theres worms in me bum
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 22:07 |
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all this reminds me of some trouble ive been experiencing with my dreamcast
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 22:13 |
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I think "Greek" is a perfectly good euphemism for anal.
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 22:14 |
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idk i immediately associate it with pedophilia but then again what dont i, haha
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 22:16 |
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saw the name "glub-lifter" in the OP and figured it would be a username for something, and so searched it in quotation marks in google. There was only one google search result for this: ohhhh boy i begrudgingly click though, and this is the next page i see: The other usernames on this site are already fantastic, including SlantedDong, but that's not why we're here. Assuming the OP is going to be Glub-lifter's review of this particular rubbing hotspot, I click their name: So, whoever sourced the OP is a paying, premium member of this website! hooray. Here's the link if you guys want to dig around, I don't. http://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massage-aroma-beauty-care-san-francisco-ca-7538#review-155732
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 22:19 |
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What does DATY mean?
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 22:29 |
I think Rub Maps must be it. He mentions researching on "both RM and other sites"Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:What does DATY mean? According to urban dictionary itīs "Dining At The Y", or pussy licking. I remember many years ago we were mocking another site that gave reviews for prostitutes, and they had all these stupid acronyms like BBBJWCIM. kjetting fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Jan 17, 2015 |
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 22:34 |
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premium glub lifter and annas infested rear end
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 22:34 |
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nms is gbs 1.0 bitchboy poo poo op knock it off.
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 22:48 |
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For once being Goatse would have helped with a problem
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 22:50 |
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ohh my god im gonna scream out loud and piss my diaper from reading a boring lovely txtdump
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 22:51 |
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 22:56 |
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Today, I learned about RubMaps. Today was a good day!
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 22:58 |
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which would undoubtedly be EVEN tighter, by at least 5x.
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 23:05 |
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this thread is disgusting. why would the op find this entertaining? i earnestly implore anyone who might have any influence on the op to urge him to seek professional help.
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 23:06 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:premium glub lifter and annas infested rear end dine at the Y
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 23:07 |
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why do people put a peepee in the poop hole
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 23:10 |
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"oh no not a bad day, spent 4 hours tweezing spaghetti worms out of some woman's small intestine"
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 23:11 |
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they look kinda like soybean sprouts
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 23:13 |
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wanna put that biomass in my bowl of pho
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 23:13 |
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Quickscope420dad posted:Detective work Wow. Good job. No wonder the story didn't come up in a google search.
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 23:15 |
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was this the pretty woman deleted scene everyone was talking about?
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