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i am a beta male trapped in an alpha body
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 13:57 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 18:48 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLk4qunyOFk
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 13:58 |
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maybe if you convince the alpha to unclench and unpucker, he will release you from his powerful b-hole
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 14:01 |
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drink 1 gallon drain cleaner
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 14:03 |
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OP your username really made me chuckle. Thanks for the laugh.
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 14:05 |
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Fonzarelli posted:maybe if you convince the alpha to unclench and unpucker, he will release you from his powerful b-hole ayyyy nobody wants to go beta
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 14:07 |
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HAVE YOUT TRIED THE COFFEE?
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 14:08 |
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Orkin Mang posted:drink 1 gallon drain cleaner Im not going to do it, because I think you are trying to trick me
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 14:18 |
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Scroto Saggins posted:Im not going to do it, because I think you are trying to trick me Sometimes even the very best will do exactly that and walk away unharmed. I've seen that happen. Just try that poo poo man
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 14:23 |
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Toad Tunnel posted:Sometimes even the very best will do exactly that and walk away unharmed. i do need my : cleaned y syre ut wibt jukk ne
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 14:31 |
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Scroto Saggins posted:i am a beta male trapped in an alpha body One of my friends is the same way. "I can't worry about chicks now, I need to get bigger at the gym first." Two years later: Still getting bigger, dick is still useless.
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 14:49 |
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This thread is getting off-track. My dick looks like a baby's forearm. Its pushed the beta out of my body. drat, the power of a good dick. Next chance you get you should have one.
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 14:49 |
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I just took a piss. It almost pushed me over. I should just cut it off before it kills me.
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 14:58 |
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Sir, your dick is too big is the problem? No one speaks English around here.
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 15:00 |
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I.C. posted:Sir, your dick is too big is the problem? No one speaks English around here. I almost feel like saying my white dick is too big is racist, which is bad or something
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 15:07 |
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Is the rest of you white too?
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 15:09 |
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If you put my dick under a microscope you would glass in your eye
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 15:10 |
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I can't help, sorry. I do recommend the coffee though.
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 15:12 |
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Scroto Saggins lol
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 15:13 |
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I.C. posted:Is the rest of you white too? Nope, I am a black man with a white mans penis
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 15:13 |
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Scroto Saggins posted:Nope, I am a black man with a white mans penis like size-wise or you literally have a white colored dick hanging off your black colored body?
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 15:17 |
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i am actually the opposite, you wanna trade?
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 15:18 |
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I.C. posted:I can't help, sorry. I do recommend the coffee though. Im addicted to alcohol and cigarettes, not gay rear end coffee. Coffee is bad for your body
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 15:19 |
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thathonkey posted:like size-wise or you literally have a white colored dick hanging off your black colored body? both motherfucker
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 15:23 |
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does your dick have a job and is a good supportive rolemodel to its children?
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 15:30 |
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Funkalicious posted:i am actually the opposite, you wanna trade? OH MY GOD. Im getting mad and angry
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 15:38 |
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super macho dude posted:does your dick have a job and is a good supportive rolemodel to its children? thank you smd for replying. yes it does, and all of it are encouraged to go to college How do i put pics in this poo poo?
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 15:49 |
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ATTENTION ALL LURKERS: None of this really matters too much. Just post your dumb feelings and ideas in here. Is anyone else burdened with a big dick?
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 16:02 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 18:48 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56MZjPykQ7A
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 16:18 |