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Tight Butthole
May 17, 2005

Hold on?
i am a beta male trapped in an alpha body

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Torka
Jan 5, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLk4qunyOFk

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

maybe if you convince the alpha to unclench and unpucker, he will release you from his powerful b-hole

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
drink 1 gallon drain cleaner

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
OP your username really made me chuckle. Thanks for the laugh.

Tight Butthole
May 17, 2005

Hold on?

Fonzarelli posted:

maybe if you convince the alpha to unclench and unpucker, he will release you from his powerful b-hole

ayyyy nobody wants to go beta

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

HAVE YOUT TRIED THE COFFEE?

Tight Butthole
May 17, 2005

Hold on?

Orkin Mang posted:

drink 1 gallon drain cleaner

Im not going to do it, because I think you are trying to trick me

love my preemies!
Sep 26, 2004

Scroto Saggins posted:

Im not going to do it, because I think you are trying to trick me

Sometimes even the very best will do exactly that and walk away unharmed.

I've seen that happen.

Just try that poo poo man

Tight Butthole
May 17, 2005

Hold on?

Toad Tunnel posted:

Sometimes even the very best will do exactly that and walk away unharmed.

I've seen that happen.

Just try that poo poo man

i do need my : cleaned
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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Scroto Saggins posted:

i am a beta male trapped in an alpha body

:lol: One of my friends is the same way.

"I can't worry about chicks now, I need to get bigger at the gym first."

Two years later: Still getting bigger, dick is still useless.

Tight Butthole
May 17, 2005

Hold on?
This thread is getting off-track.

My dick looks like a baby's forearm. Its pushed the beta out of my body.
drat, the power of a good dick. Next chance you get you should have one.

Tight Butthole
May 17, 2005

Hold on?
I just took a piss. It almost pushed me over. I should just cut it off before it kills me.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Sir, your dick is too big is the problem? No one speaks English around here.

Tight Butthole
May 17, 2005

Hold on?

I.C. posted:

Sir, your dick is too big is the problem? No one speaks English around here.

I almost feel like saying my white dick is too big is racist, which is bad or something

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Is the rest of you white too?

Tight Butthole
May 17, 2005

Hold on?
If you put my dick under a microscope you would glass in your eye

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

I can't help, sorry. I do recommend the coffee though.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Scroto Saggins lol

Tight Butthole
May 17, 2005

Hold on?

I.C. posted:

Is the rest of you white too?

Nope, I am a black man with a white mans penis

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Scroto Saggins posted:

Nope, I am a black man with a white mans penis

like size-wise or you literally have a white colored dick hanging off your black colored body?

Frozen to Death
Mar 27, 2010

i am actually the opposite, you wanna trade?

Tight Butthole
May 17, 2005

Hold on?

I.C. posted:

I can't help, sorry. I do recommend the coffee though.

Im addicted to alcohol and cigarettes, not gay rear end coffee. Coffee is bad for your body

Tight Butthole
May 17, 2005

Hold on?

thathonkey posted:

like size-wise or you literally have a white colored dick hanging off your black colored body?

both motherfucker

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


does your dick have a job and is a good supportive rolemodel to its children?

Tight Butthole
May 17, 2005

Hold on?

Funkalicious posted:

i am actually the opposite, you wanna trade?

OH MY GOD. Im getting mad and angry

Tight Butthole
May 17, 2005

Hold on?

super macho dude posted:

does your dick have a job and is a good supportive rolemodel to its children?

thank you smd for replying. yes it does, and all of it are encouraged to go to college

How do i put pics in this poo poo?

Tight Butthole
May 17, 2005

Hold on?
ATTENTION ALL LURKERS:
None of this really matters too much. Just post your dumb feelings and ideas in here.
Is anyone else burdened with a big dick?

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proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56MZjPykQ7A

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