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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Egbert Souse posted:

I had a customer yesterday that was puzzled why we were closed today.

I told him it was MLK, Jr. Day.

He asked what that was.

It was an old white guy.

we need to kill all these old white people or put them in a camp or something.

i'm serious.

edit: earlier i said i hate no man but that is not true. i hate the white man.

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fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
I'm at work OP

edit: can this be my new avatar pls

fuccboi fucked around with this message at 16:17 on Jan 19, 2015

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
did you explain to the management how this is robert e. lee's birthday?

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


I'm so glad that man did whatever he did so that I can stay in and play video games today. God Bless the USA.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


I'm at work

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Jastiger posted:

Posting from work. Angry since 90% of my company has people not working.

SO mad right now.

But hey, holiday posting!

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

mods are unjustly targetting the unhappy

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

Neukoln19 posted:


The legacy of mlk is important. Ppl on college campuses will take two sides:

Some will reflect on his legacy


Others will eat fried chicken and watch Friday (because they are racist)


What if I plan on eating chicken but also reflecting on his legacy? I don't even know what Friday is.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i dont have to work at all, because i don't have a job

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

I'm at work OP

edit: can this be my new avatar pls



you may want to update your red letter text at the same time

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
stormfront.org is especially entertaining today...

quote:

King even spent the night before his assassination copulating with and beating White prostitutes. On the FBI surveillance tapes the "Reverend King" can be heard during intercourse to say, " I'm f---ing for God!" and "I'm not a Negro tonight!" The King records are so damning that the tapes and other FBI documents were sealed for 50 years. Despite these facts, King's Jewish handlers and their allies in the media were steadfast in their laudatory portrayal of King.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
I just started a new job last week. My old job had MLK day off (we followed the banks' holidays) but the new one does not. It's still an improvement because now I get off the day after Thanksgiving instead.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

I used to manage a group of Filipino artists via email and instant messenger. Last year on MLK Day, half of them changed their Skype avatars to

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

Give Pat a Job posted:

stormfront.org is especially entertaining today...

little do they know that saying 'i'm loving for god' actually gets the clergy on your side

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Egbert Souse posted:

I used to manage a group of Filipino artists via email and instant messenger. Last year on MLK Day, half of them changed their Skype avatars to



fukin door vandal

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




Neukoln19 posted:

Let me explain: today is like Friday even though it is Saturday

Sunday will be like Saturday

And Monday will be...


The legacy of mlk is important. Ppl on college campuses will take two sides:

Some will reflect on his legacy


Others will eat fried chicken and watch Friday (because they are racist)


Now everybody--

Theres a MLK street in my city and thats where people go to buy crack cocaine :toot:

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

Hexel posted:

Theres a MLK street in my city and thats where people go to buy crack cocaine :toot:

that's every city

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Inept posted:

that's every city

i like it because i know where to buy crack when i travel

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
when i was in college, a couple of the frats would have parties on mlk day where they served 40oz bottles of malk liquor and fried chicken. they never got in trouble for it either.

Tube
Jun 1, 2000

I'm going off the rails on a CRAZY TRAIN!

Fallen Rib

Business Octopus posted:

only black ppl should get mlk day off. whites should have to work twice as hard imho

but that's every day of the year :confused:

(not racist)

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I am at work, gently caress mlk.

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
both my black roommates stayed home, but then again they don't have jobs because they scammed SSI disability, so they stay home everyday. my three white roommates went to work. i stayed home too b/c school was closed and I watched "The Drop". Good flick, imho.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Well lads, mlk day is almost over.

What did I do, you axe?

I ate beef stew, drove for an hour, and am presently going to have a beer and go to sleep...


...I will butt chug the beer...

AdolfHitler
Mar 21, 2009
its milk day

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
Racism is dead, work is poo poo

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnMlPhCoVTY

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Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Frog Act posted:

mods are unjustly targetting the unhappy

Clear evidence that racism is far from over.

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