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cambrian obelus
Sep 14, 2010

I've never seen a French woman before!
Soiled Meat
Think about the other people in the carpool, Give Bernard a new alarm clock.

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Cartheon
Jun 1, 2014

Help me, Oppan. You're my only hope.
This is the '80s! We don't think about anyone but ourselves, and we sleaze our way to the top Reganomics style. Drop the carpool.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.


Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
I had to google it, but goddamn, they look awesome. I hope it's one with a crocodile-man.

Cary is the the Vice-President of Finance, hmmm. We need to get him on-side. Pay and give, be a team player and a receiving a pair of Korhogos would be sweet.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Can't give the gift now, we'll look like biters even if we came up with the idea on our own (most likely it was mentioned in a meeting or something and that's how everyone thought it up separately). 1: Pay and hold our gift.

Cartheon
Jun 1, 2014

Help me, Oppan. You're my only hope.
I agree. Doubling up on the gift will look really weird. 1. Pay and hold our gift.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
1. Hold the gift. We got the painting because we wanted one anyways. :colbert:

cambrian obelus
Sep 14, 2010

I've never seen a French woman before!
Soiled Meat
Pay and hold.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
Only bad things could come from the VP thinking we share a hobby.



Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
A beach blanket? Beach Blanket?! You have no class, Mr. President!



Yep. We need to work the social ladder as well as the working ladder.

cambrian obelus
Sep 14, 2010

I've never seen a French woman before!
Soiled Meat
Yes.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

I find this outcome description fairly confusing. I think it is a good outcome.

Good job.



The economy is fair:



So we can get back up to level 3.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Let's jump over to the Engineer path.

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.
Let's service our costumers.

Cartheon
Jun 1, 2014

Help me, Oppan. You're my only hope.
Let us put our artisan skills to work by giving customized service. Custom Service Clerk

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Bobbin Threadbare posted:

Let's jump over to the Engineer path.

Lets hammer some engines!

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Me are Engineer.

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Bobbin Threadbare posted:

Let's jump over to the Engineer path.

No you fool we have no college! We must focus on customers and schmoozing.

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

Wannabe Engineer. Let's not forget people's numbers.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Customer service. Seems there's a bit of crossover between it and sales.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Customer Service. If we can't make the company look good, we don't look good.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.




Congratulations, President!
You have the job of Customer Service Clerk.
The following came in your morning electronic mail:


We have a working telephone.



Now our old friend Bucky needs our help for a change.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
help, work more important than boning

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Help

Bucky's been a good coworker anyway, he deserves a hand. Plus, this is 'Work like mad until you die' simulator, not 'Have a life and fulfilling relationships' simulator! :colbert:

cambrian obelus
Sep 14, 2010

I've never seen a French woman before!
Soiled Meat
Love interest will understand. Help

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.


TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
CRY because we are an alcoholic woman

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

Pretend you don't see Sam.

The customer always comes first.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

QuoProQuid posted:

Pretend you don't see Sam.

The customer always comes first.

that's not what his wife said.

cambrian obelus
Sep 14, 2010

I've never seen a French woman before!
Soiled Meat
Put customer on hold. there will be other customers, but only one Sam Danger. Let's make some friends in high places.

cambrian obelus fucked around with this message at 18:22 on Jan 20, 2015

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
He's a Vice President. The customer is already pissed. They can afford to get a little more pissed by going on hold.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Put the customer on hold. And hopefully they will while we deal with Mr Danger.

ChaosArgate
Oct 10, 2012

Why does everyone think I'm going to get in trouble?

JT Jag posted:

He's a Vice President. The customer is already pissed. They can afford to get a little more pissed by going on hold.

Sounds good to me.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

The customer is king, but your boss is the one who actually pays you.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Why is this a choice?

Get crunk with a hunk.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Both drinks and sucking up in the same option?

T-man posted:

Why is this a choice?

Get crunk with a hunk.

+1

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

Drinks because Alcohol will love us when nobody else will :colbert:

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
drink, like we are asian

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.



The economy is fair:


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TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
accounting

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