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let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

yep

# ? Jan 17, 2015 21:44

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facebook jihad: Dec 18, 2007; by R. Guyovich

it's ok OP i forgive you

# ? Jan 17, 2015 21:45

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

alcoholic's cum does not have alcohol in it though

# ? Jan 17, 2015 21:46

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jan 17, 2015 21:47

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

little early op

# ? Jan 17, 2015 21:49

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

TEAYCHES posted:

little early op

I played 27 holes of golf already

# ? Jan 17, 2015 21:54

Doctor Shapes: Mar 17, 2009; Ask and ye shall receive.

TEAYCHES posted:

little early op

why wait until later if you have no life structure or obligations anyway

# ? Jan 17, 2015 22:33

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Doctor Shapes posted:

why wait until later if you have no life structure or obligations anyway

This is the principle I live my life by.

# ? Jan 17, 2015 22:40

Cpt.Sean Luc Picard: Nov 24, 2006; man why you even got to do a thing?

a bone to pick posted:

# ? Jan 17, 2015 22:42

Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

its a little early isn't it

# ? Jan 17, 2015 22:42

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

Frog Act posted:

its a little early isn't it

i kno rite i thought the exact same thing!!

# ? Jan 17, 2015 22:53

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

op have yo uconsidered waiting until the evening to get drunk??

# ? Jan 17, 2015 22:54

Xmas Dumpster Fire: May 29, 2001

on a saturday afternoon, congrats

# ? Jan 17, 2015 22:54

Dave_Indeed: Feb 22, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

jackyl posted:

I played 27 holes of golf already

Bitch, I want to play golf all day. FIGHT ME.

All I have in Ohio is a big faggy golf dome and an NCAAF national championship. gently caress.

# ? Jan 17, 2015 23:59

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

I had a good nap guys

# ? Jan 18, 2015 00:07

zooted heh: Oct 16, 2005; str8 mercin burgers my nigga

what did you shoot?

# ? Jan 18, 2015 00:09

old bean factory: Nov 18, 2006; Will ya close the fucking doors?!

are you a glass of water?

LOL

e: oh this is an old thread. I'm also drunk hello

# ? Jan 18, 2015 00:10

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

zooted heh posted:

what did you shoot?

42, 47, and lol

# ? Jan 18, 2015 00:12

TOILETLORD: Nov 13, 2012; by XyloJW

will op be this years first goon death?

# ? Jan 18, 2015 00:13

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

Dave_Indeed posted:

Bitch, I want to play golf all day. FIGHT ME.

All I have in Ohio is a big faggy golf dome and an NCAAF national championship. gently caress.

Wow, you personally have an NCAAF nation championship? That's pretty cool.

# ? Jan 18, 2015 00:13

Cold and Ugly: Jun 1, 2006; Look what that slick shit bought ya
A first class ticket to Lucifer, real name Christopher

Well done, OP.

# ? Jan 18, 2015 00:27

old bean factory: Nov 18, 2006; Will ya close the fucking doors?!

TOILETLORD posted:

will op be this years first goon death?

betting on you

# ? Jan 18, 2015 00:28

Dave_Indeed: Feb 22, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Stupid bitch.

This reminds me, I could get drunk and come at someone like a chimp. I have no qualms with jumping on some betas chest, biting their face and pulling back as hard as possible. I'd be cool with screaming fanatically and making GBS threads the whole time too, it's whatever.

# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:07

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drunkb: Aug 14, 2009; The Great Twist

Dave_Indeed posted:

Bitch, I want to play golf all day. FIGHT ME.

All I have in Ohio is a big faggy golf dome and an NCAAF national championship. gently caress.

I cant hit golf balls from the second level because I am a giant bitch and I am afraid of heights. Apparently my brain believes that my golf swing will somehow propel me 6 feet forward and into a lava pit.

# ? Jan 18, 2015 02:19

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