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Weird how people online aren't always who you think they are. Me for instance. Online, I post some pretty numbskull poo poo, so you might imagine I'm some kid or teenager. But no. In real life, I am an adult man with huge muscles. Weird, right. Anyway bye.
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Sir John Feelgood posted:Weird how people online aren't always who you think they are. Me for instance. Online, I post some pretty numbskull poo poo, so you might imagine I'm some kid or teenager. But no. In real life, I am an adult man with huge muscles. Weird, right. Anyway bye. Good to meet you! I also post and have gigantic muscles. I actually have a large keyboard for my large hands and muscles. I can type with my muscles too.
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Jan 17, 2015 23:50
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By my posting you may think I'm a sarcastic rear end in a top hat, and you'd be right. A sarcastic rear end in a top hat with the world's most pleasurable penis.
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Jan 17, 2015 23:59
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irl im a seal
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Jan 18, 2015 00:03
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OP do you spend all your free time with brothers who share the same name?
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Jan 18, 2015 00:05
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I'm lanky and awkward but it works for me
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Jan 18, 2015 00:07
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You're all uglier than you think you are and you insult good looking people like me by pretending that you could ever belong you sick ugly fucks.
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Jan 18, 2015 00:14
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Sir John Feelgood posted:Weird how people online aren't always who you think they are. Me for instance. Online, I post some pretty numbskull poo poo, so you might imagine I'm some kid or teenager. But no. In real life, I am an adult man with huge muscles. Weird, right. Anyway bye. huge muscles, small dick got it
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Jan 18, 2015 00:15
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Interesting fact: my penis is wider than it is long.
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Jan 18, 2015 00:19
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is it nmormal to want a bread
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Jan 18, 2015 00:22
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I live under extreme psychosis sometimes believing that this is real life and i exist solely in these posts
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Jan 18, 2015 00:23
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lonesomedwarf posted:is it nmormal to want a bread im a bread irl
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Jan 18, 2015 00:24
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ilikedirt posted:irl im a seal i am a cat
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Jan 18, 2015 00:25
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irl i am the most lethal sniper in history
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Jan 18, 2015 00:29
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i am a tiny baby boy with tiny baby hands and baby fingers. i have to use a very tiny keyboard. i've been pretty open about this though and don't try and hide it
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Jan 18, 2015 01:03
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i only make posts by getting hard and rubbing my dick on the keyboard
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Jan 18, 2015 01:04
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there are things that can destroy the body, leaving the soul intact. fear the soul destroyer, who utterly obliterates your soul but leaves your body intact. love the soul destroyer for his prudence, discretion, and for sparing your immortal soul.
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Jan 18, 2015 01:04
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Not me, I'm a little girl. I like Barbies and flowers.
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Jan 18, 2015 01:05
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I don't own a single piece of clothing with a wolf on it.
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Jan 18, 2015 01:05
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I'm a 57 year old divorced woman who got into crystals and reiki as a way to escape the soul-crushing regrets and my terror of oblivion. I own nine cats.
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Jan 18, 2015 01:06
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SirDan3k posted:I don't own a single piece of clothing with a wolf on it. who can own a wolf? who can clothe a wolf?? to own a wolf with even a single piece of clothing on it is a sinful abomination. if you uncover your father's wolf in any state of unnakedness, it would be better for you if you plucked out the very eyes with which you witnessed such a spectacle.
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Jan 18, 2015 01:11
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so swole irl
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Jan 18, 2015 01:18
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flexing right now fyi
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Jan 18, 2015 01:19
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My penis basically fills up the entire toilet roll.
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Jan 18, 2015 01:21
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how much you bench op?
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Jan 18, 2015 01:22
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Business Octopus posted:how much you bench op? lol if you do any lifts other than squats
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Jan 18, 2015 01:31
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Don't mock the op, he's huge!
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Jan 18, 2015 01:35
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Say Nothing posted:Don't mock the op, he's huge! Ok Something Awful Dot Com Forum Posters. This or the German lady with the enormous tits?
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Jan 18, 2015 02:33
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VendaGoat posted:Ok Something Awful Dot Com Forum Posters. Combine the two. 
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Jan 18, 2015 04:41
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I am jacked as poo poo and I will own you doctor john feelgood. Own you in the rear end
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Jan 18, 2015 04:54
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I have a very small penis and I am weak both physically and mentally.
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Jan 18, 2015 04:55
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Irl I'm the soul that black people sing song about
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Jan 18, 2015 04:55
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I'm already dead. 
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Jan 18, 2015 05:00
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Sir John Feelgood posted:Weird how people online aren't always who you think they are. Me for instance. Online, I post some pretty numbskull poo poo, so you might imagine I'm some kid or teenager. But no. In real life, I am an adult man with huge muscles. Weird, right. Anyway bye. How many keyboards on average to you smash by accident a week with your huge muscles OP?
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Jan 18, 2015 05:01
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redshirt posted:I'm already dead. 
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Jan 18, 2015 05:08
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words that describe me: vascular ripped veiny turgid
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Jan 18, 2015 13:17
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Sir John Feelgood posted:Weird how people online aren't always who you think they are. Me for instance. Online, I post some pretty numbskull poo poo, so you might imagine I'm some kid or teenager. But no. In real life, I am an adult man with huge muscles. Weird, right. Anyway bye. Makes you think about the big questions.
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Jan 18, 2015 13:20
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you irl posted:words that describe me: tumescent
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Jan 18, 2015 13:21
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you irl posted:words that describe me: Stop describing your penis
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Jan 18, 2015 13:22
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other words include: smart sassy quirky independent alternative
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