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Cold and Ugly posted:What hosed up poo poo do you think Bruce Lee could have done to "Iron" Mike Tyson? I am 100% positive that unless they were in an elevator or something Lee could run away effectively. Trying to use guile to make up for 70 pounds of muscle would probably not work out too well.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2015 00:55 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 15:58 |
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itsgotmetoo posted:are we spotting bruce lee a sling now? If Bruce Lee gets a weapon it changes everything.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2015 01:00 |
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I saw Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story so I know that if the battle took a supernatural turn that Bruce Lee would be more at home.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2015 01:08 |
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I'll wait for him to tell me I can stop, but thanks.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2015 01:16 |
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Jackie Chan wins at life but War Machine can wrestle so he probably wins the fight.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2015 01:18 |
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Getting punched in the face is a real game changer. Sometimes it tastes like bleeding.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2015 01:44 |
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Moxie posted:This argument is not much better than Floyd Mayweather vs. Mike Tyson. Mayweather's faster and has a near perfect defense! Well what it comes down to is, Mike Tyson in his prime only needs one punch (to knock out a man his own size). A 130lb man would risk death fighting him. The odds of them doing enough damage to Tyson to avert the inevitable KO punch are near nil. Even tho Tyson isn't a particularly tall hw both of the little guys have to get well within his range to land their own strikes.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2015 02:01 |
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Because their illegal techniques are too deadly.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2015 02:50 |
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I might bet on Meldrick Taylor if he were to fight Bruce Lee.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2015 08:49 |
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Could Bruce Lee take Ricky Hatton?
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2015 21:46 |
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It's hard to say who is trolling and who is truly infused with the spirit of the Dragon.
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2015 01:59 |
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redshirt posted:Am I joking? Do you know how to fight after getting throat punched? Joking/trollin/stupid. It all plays out the same.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2015 02:48 |
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Have you ever blocked a punch from a pro boxer?
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2015 03:18 |
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You have my condolences.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2015 03:23 |
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So you don't know what he's capable of either. OK! edit: magic Chinese blocks. Haha.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2015 03:25 |
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Ettish was at a serious size disadvantage and didn't know he was fighting until the event was already going. edit: oh but size wouldn't have mattered if he was more in tune with the mysterious secrets of Oriental wizard fist or whatever
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2015 03:28 |
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Tyson in his prime seemed emotionally vulnerable. Lee could probably get some stinging barbs in there and then scram. That would be one path to a kind of victory. edit: otherwise hitting Tyson with a truck when Tyson is walking into the venue. Maybe not a venue. It would probably be better if Tyson didn't know they were fighting so just in the street out of the blue. Sweaty IT Nerd fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Jan 20, 2015 |
# ¿ Jan 20, 2015 06:19 |
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jackyl posted:hm yes, he is much less mentally vulnerable than Bruce lee I hope we can all agree Bruce Lee was not in his prime while his brain was exploding due to his use of crazy Asian pharmaceuticals. Or maybe a stone warrior finally caught up with him in a foggy dreamscape. I hear in China many things are possible.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2015 06:40 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 15:58 |
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Yeah, but kicks! Dirty strikes! Qi! At least no one is even joking Lee would grapple somehow.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2015 08:21 |