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gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

a starwar betamax posted:

yes that is exactly correct .........the only exception would be in the case of a dual use residential/commercial bathroom (for instance someone who runs a business out of their home)..... in this case I combine the two scales and it goes up to 15

Ok. I notice you also point out safety and operational problems, any other guidelines you can give me?

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a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

gnarlyhotep posted:

Ok. I notice you also point out safety and operational problems, any other guidelines you can give me?

for professionalism in reviewing.... try to give good upclose detail on interesting features.... such as wall decorations or soap dispensers. the little things add up

# ? Jan 19, 2015 19:28

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

I personally judge a multi-stall restroom based on PSF

Peep Show Factor

the amount of gap between the stall doors and wall. If some goon can get his jolies watching me poop through the door gap then it's no bueno

ditto if it's large enough to fit a cock

# ? Jan 19, 2015 19:28

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

Alan Smithee posted:

I personally judge a multi-stall restroom based on PSF

Peep Show Factor

the amount of gap between the stall doors and wall. If some goon can get his jolies watching me poop through the door gap then it's no bueno

ditto if it's large enough to fit a cock

this sounds totally subjective to the reviewer's taste imo

# ? Jan 19, 2015 19:34

Electric Charity: Mar 22, 2009

i didnt notice any reviews of a 'za hut or a domino 'za shop

im concered about the quality of facilities compared with private installatiosn

# ? Jan 19, 2015 19:36

Corn Glizzy: Jun 28, 2007

I'm concerned with the amount of fast food swbm eats

# ? Jan 19, 2015 19:45

Snatch Duster: Feb 20, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

http://restroomreviews.com/

Site exists. People might say you are a funny man, but people can also say you are a liar.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 19:48

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

Alan Smithee posted:

I personally judge a multi-stall restroom based on PSF

Peep Show Factor

the amount of gap between the stall doors and wall. If some goon can get his jolies watching me poop through the door gap then it's no bueno

ditto if it's large enough to fit a cock

on first glance... the s seems like a useful metric... but it may steer too close to gross out humor..

also I do not use public restrooms for going number one... or number two.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 19:52

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

Snatch Duster posted:

http://restroomreviews.com/

Site exists. People might say you are a funny man, but people can also say you are a liar.

it's only $500, you should buy it and donate it to the cause

# ? Jan 19, 2015 20:01

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

Why do Americans get angry at Canadians when we call it a washroom? I mean, I'm not going there to rest, but at some point I am going to wash.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 20:30

TOILETLORD: Nov 13, 2012; by XyloJW

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

Why do Americans get angry at Canadians when we call it a washroom? I mean, I'm not going there to rest, but at some point I am going to wash.

makes you sound like a eurofag

# ? Jan 19, 2015 20:31

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

Why do Americans get angry at Canadians when we call it a washroom? I mean, I'm not going there to rest, but at some point I am going to wash.

look at this fuckin' nancy lol

# ? Jan 19, 2015 20:43

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

TOILETLORD posted:

good poo poo here

here's a good example of a sub-par restroom review

no mention of the facilities and their cleanliness, no mention of accessibility and comfort, just 3 words describing the situation in the most crass way possible

its people like you who give the industry of restroom reviewing a bad name, smdh

# ? Jan 19, 2015 20:47

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

TOILETLORD posted:

makes you sound like a eurofag

Ou est le dooble vay say

# ? Jan 19, 2015 20:48

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg2vzXhG0AU

# ? Jan 19, 2015 20:57

spud: Aug 27, 2003; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

As a eurofag, we don't call it a restroom or a washroom. It's called a toilet, because you go in there to poo poo or piss. Yes, you may rest, and yes, hopefully you wash, but the main purpose is the toilet.

Anyway, good reviews OP. I learned somethings.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 21:19

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

spud posted:

As a eurofag, we don't call it a restroom or a washroom. It's called a toilet, because you go in there to poo poo or piss. Yes, you may rest, and yes, hopefully you wash, but the main purpose is the toilet.

Anyway, good reviews OP. I learned somethings.

i think our viewers would be interested in seeing what kind of accommodation they may find.......or NOT find, as it were...... in a "european" toilet (restroom)

# ? Jan 19, 2015 23:27

TOILETLORD: Nov 13, 2012; by XyloJW

spud posted:

As a eurofag, we don't call it a restroom or a washroom. It's called a toilet, because you go in there to poo poo or piss. Yes, you may rest, and yes, hopefully you wash, but the main purpose is the toilet.

Anyway, good reviews OP. I learned somethings.

real americans say the shitter or the can.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 23:28

open container: Sep 16, 2008

spud posted:

As a eurofag, we don't call it a restroom or a washroom. It's called a toilet, because you go in there to poo poo or piss. Yes, you may rest, and yes, hopefully you wash, but the main purpose is the toilet.

Anyway, good reviews OP. I learned somethings.

yes but what do you call the toilet?

# ? Jan 19, 2015 23:31

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

open container posted:

yes but what do you call the toilet?

i have heard that in europe they use "squatty pottys" just a hole... in the ground

# ? Jan 19, 2015 23:33

Kosher Pickup Line: Jan 10, 2008; Hair Elf

i thought toilets in europe were in a special little room called a Watere Closette (Water Closet)

# ? Jan 19, 2015 23:39

TOILETLORD: Nov 13, 2012; by XyloJW

Marvin Freeman posted:

i thought toilets in europe were in a special little room called a Watere Closette (Water Closet)

it's room for when your butt decides to blast water out.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 23:40

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

europeans only have a single toilet in their restrooms and nothing else? because they have no need of sink i assume.....not as if they would be brushing their teeht

# ? Jan 19, 2015 23:43

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

TOILETLORD posted:

it's room for when your butt decides to blast water out.

diarrhea dungeon

# ? Jan 19, 2015 23:49

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

last night I have a very vivid dream of goranklyjotep reviewing a wild and western restroom deep in the heart of Texas.....

now awak..... I check..... where is the review.......

thi's has become.. a nightmair

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RedLobster: Nov 19, 2010; Original Character
!DO NOT STEAL!

Are you having a seizure?

# ? Jan 20, 2015 15:58

itsgotmetoo: Oct 5, 2006; by zen death robot

i'm considering doing an outhouse review, but i don't know what rating system to use???

# ? Jan 20, 2015 16:03

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

RedLobster posted:

Are you having a drug?

# ? Jan 20, 2015 16:44

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

a starwar betamax posted:

last night I have a very vivid dream of goranklyjotep reviewing a wild and western restroom deep in the heart of Texas.....

now awak..... I check..... where is the review.......

thi's has become.. a nightmair

I'll get around to it eventually

# ? Jan 20, 2015 17:07

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

the gently caress is a wild and western restroom. Does it have swinging doors for every shitter

# ? Jan 20, 2015 17:19

itsgotmetoo: Oct 5, 2006; by zen death robot

as soon as you walk into the bathroom the piano stops playing and everyone stares at you

# ? Jan 20, 2015 17:37

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

Alan Smithee posted:

the gently caress is a wild and western restroom. Does it have swinging doors for every shitter

those exist, believe it or not

# ? Jan 20, 2015 17:57

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

itsgotmetoo posted:

i'm considering doing an outhouse review, but i don't know what rating system to use???

is this a commerical outhouse? or residential?

# ? Jan 20, 2015 19:07

TOILETLORD: Nov 13, 2012; by XyloJW

i get mad when toilets are too low

# ? Jan 20, 2015 19:07

itsgotmetoo: Oct 5, 2006; by zen death robot

a starwar betamax posted:

is this a commerical outhouse? or residential?

it's a church outhouse, so i don't know

# ? Jan 20, 2015 19:22

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

itsgotmetoo posted:

it's a church outhouse, so i don't know

Ok so I think it's safest to go with the commercial/residential scale on this one... with an outdoors correction factor or 15%.... so the scale will be 1 - 13

# ? Jan 20, 2015 19:43