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serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
ok, OP. I'll start.

i rather eat mc chicken nuggets than a big bbq stake dinner
i put ketchup and sugar on sandwiches

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root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

I eat my sides one at a time and work my way into the entree. I also rotate my sandwiches as I eat them, leaving a crustless interior. I also put my dick into the pesto jar.

obviously I fucked it
Oct 6, 2009
I love donuts sliced like bagels, lightly toasted with a piece of American cheese in the middle. loving awesome.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

vegemite every drat morning, can't start my day without it

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

love to eat cum

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

As a savory fan I usually just let my tears and snot run right into my mouth when I cry.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

serious norman posted:

ok, OP. I'll start.

i rather eat mc chicken nuggets than a big bbq stake dinner
i put ketchup and sugar on sandwiches

youve got it all wrong

goon eating habits are hipster hypersnobbery candystriped with hilarious childishness

as so

"heh, five guys? more like 'trash for idiots.' I only eat bespoke grass fed goat burgers from this mongolian/creole fusion grill I like to frequent. now if you'll excuse me, this bowl of lucky charms is calling my name"

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
i like to dip my grilled cheese in sriracha and put liberal amounts of old bay on anything that is remotely starchy/bland tasting. the only food items i dont like are bananas, certain preparations of eggs like hard boiled or scrambled (sunnyside only pls), and basic green peas...almost anything else is far game except for maybe eating a snake or something

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 04:05 on Jan 18, 2015

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Mariana Horchata posted:

i like to dip my grilled cheese in sriracha and put liberal amounts of old bay on anything that is remotely starchy/bland tasting. the only food items i dont like are bananas, certain preparations of eggs like hard boiled or scrambled (sunnyside only pls), and basic green peas...almost anything else is far game except for maybe eating a snake or something

smh how do you expect to stop the Shagohod if you can't even eat a snake

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

I like to eat candy in either even numbers or in fives.
Also I'm Italian-American and I hate Parmesan.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

a messed up horse posted:

smh how do you expect to stop the Shagohod if you can't even eat a snake

idk but i could never get into that series at all anyways so whatev

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


i like to eat chips on a sandwich. The more obnoxious the chip flavour, the better. I particularly dig ketchup or bbq flavour chips tween my buttery slices

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

I'll just eat whatever. As far as I can tell, that's weird for you goonfolk :smug:

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I home cook nutritious well-balanced meals for me and my family.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Every day I make a parfait of sorts out of raisin bran, Greek yogurt, peanut butter and banana. Its like drano for your intestines and also delicious but motherfuckers be eatin they sandwiches lookin at me all weird and poo poo

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I eat raw beef

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
i can';t eat ribs coz i put it to mah mouf n the meat slides off :(

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
i don't have a joke but it feels weird if I'm eating and not reading something

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
i DONT EAT VEGETABLES, i only eat CANDY and doritos for the epic win

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I only eat food that is a shade of brown/beige. Some examples:

- Brown bread is ok
- Potatoes are ok....WITH THE SKIN ON ONLY!
- Brown rice/pasta is ok
- Chicken is ok as long as its in some sort of brown sauce like hoi sin
- BUrgers are ok if they are well done
- Brown cereal is ok as long as I can wait for the milk to turn chocolately
- Chocolate is ok
- Coke is ok

CARROTS AND PEAS ARE NOT OK!!!!

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

spud posted:

I only eat food that is a shade of brown/beige. Some examples:

- Brown bread is ok
- Potatoes are ok....WITH THE SKIN ON ONLY!
- Brown rice/pasta is ok
- Chicken is ok as long as its in some sort of brown sauce like hoi sin
- BUrgers are ok if they are well done
- Brown cereal is ok as long as I can wait for the milk to turn chocolately
- Chocolate is ok
- Coke is ok

CARROTS AND PEAS ARE NOT OK!!!!

is this your subtle way of trying to connect with fellow coprophiliacs

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
I prefer to eat standing up over the sink, saves time you know? Welp, thread. :tipshat:

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


I say grace but only before eating mozzarella sticks

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Vargs posted:

is this your subtle way of trying to connect with fellow coprophiliacs

It's our way of saying "hello". Also it has 2 L's buddy.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Chard
Aug 24, 2010




*eats 3 cans of beans cold out of the can*

:gas:

Dynastocles
May 29, 2009

"If you'll excuse me, my dinner time is six o'clock. Only gangsters eat at 9 o'clock, after some bootlegging and a hot game of craps."

the only vaginas i eat are vegan vaginas

carnists not welcome

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I eat little red pickled chilies from vietnam with kalamata olives.

Sometimes I throw in a little cube of feta.

Its a really cool snack.

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Nam prik on loving EVERYTHING

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

BossRighteous posted:

I eat my sides one at a time and work my way into the entree. I also rotate my sandwiches as I eat them, leaving a crustless interior.

I actually do both of these a lot of the time, only difference is I eat the center of the sandwich too. It's called saving the best for last qt.

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

lol, oops. I've been missing out apparently

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
I dont like bread or most bread-related products (pizza, sandwiches, etc), also dislike tortillas and tortilla related products, most people who I tell this to think its very weird.

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
about six fruit-roll-ups at once

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Bismuth posted:

I dont like bread or most bread-related products (pizza, sandwiches, etc), also dislike tortillas and tortilla related products, most people who I tell this to think its very weird.

yea not liking sandwiches is pretty loving weird. describe your childhood and what your mom fed you

Ex-Priest Tobin
May 25, 2014

by Reene
is it weird to cover a steak with anchovies from a tin of anchovies and then eat it?

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

TEAYCHES posted:

yea not liking sandwiches is pretty loving weird. describe your childhood and what your mom fed you

Uhh we were poor, but mom bought fresh food and we always had home-cooked meals that were pretty healthy and well balanced?

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW
When I was little I would put barbecue sauce on almost any food, including white rice and corn.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Suicide Sam E. posted:

When I was little I would put barbecue sauce on almost any food, including white rice and corn.

Thats me right now

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
I like to fart on my bread loaf

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David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
i eat pork and beans with a salad fork

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