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a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
You can take a sci-fi futuristic butt injection that allows you to instantly become like a super apprentice at any hobby of your choosing. what would you pick??

mine:




fly fishing

cuz it looks fun as heck to flick the rod back and forth like that, and the scenery always looks pretty awesome



Other acceptable hobbies:

wood work
piano tuning
bowling
??

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a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
see but i would never want to learn anything about fly fishing id just like to be awesome at it for a day or so

SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

butts

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

asskicking

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Women

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Stamp Collecting

Four Score
Feb 27, 2014

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy
pick up art, which I assume has somethind to do with trucks???

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

rapper / ill lyricist


Torka posted:

asskicking

UFC TAPOUT guy at the bar



That weird pick up artist guy

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

redshirt posted:

Stamp Collecting

thats cool , i bet there is a whole world to get lost in with stamp collecting

ArmTheHomeless
Jan 10, 2003

suck own dick

dk2m
May 6, 2009
raping

edit: rapping oops

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

a creepy colon posted:

thats cool , i bet there is a whole world to get lost in with stamp collecting

Sorry, that was a typo. I actually meant

Tramp Collecting.

naem
May 29, 2011

I'd rather learn things the hard way than do butt stuff

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
what if you could instantly be great at installing LED lighting systems

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012
Counterfeiting money

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
neurolinguistic app development

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Gunmaking or explosives making or something.

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
making hip hop beats

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
Being McGyver

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

logical phalluses posted:

making hip hop beats

you could make some fat beats for your sister's birthday and then MC at her party. nice

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Wow, McGiver, is that like a Grimace, or a Hamburglar or something closer to Ronald?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Knots and knot tying. Lore of knots. Power of knots.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Knots could be very useful in a Master and Commander -type situation

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
How to make my large man-penis look like a swmiming dragon with a boat full of vikings chasing it. Penis puppetry makes large bills

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

a creepy colon posted:

Knots could be very useful in a Master and Commander -type situation

You need knots to fly fish fyi

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

a creepy colon posted:

Wow, McGiver, is that like a Grimace, or a Hamburglar or something closer to Ronald?

It's actually a reference to naked lunch, you know that part with Mary, Mark and Johnny. It's a cheeky name for a comedy act.

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

learning a hobby instantly would defeat the purpose of a hobby

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

BossRighteous posted:

learning a hobby instantly would defeat the purpose of a hobby

Can meditation count as a hobby?

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BossRighteous posted:

learning a hobby instantly would defeat the purpose of a hobby

im sorry, i dont follow :confused:

can you plz choose a hobby

PTSDeedly Do
Nov 24, 2014

VOID-DOME LOSER 2020


i would learn how to post

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

I would learn to metabolize alcohol with no net caloric gains.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
Learning to learn or whatevers the equivalent of wishing for more wishes

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BossRighteous posted:

I would learn to metabolize alcohol with no net caloric gains.

no, youre not doing this right. thats more of a super power

a correct answer would be:

become a master brewer who can make the ultimate beer with no calories or carbs whatsoever but with twice the abv % and a kick rear end flavor

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
languages? like I would instantly know a ton of languages
do people take up a language as a hobby?

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
Juggling.

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
How to melt my body into a pool of protoplasm instantly

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ChairmanMeow posted:

languages? like I would instantly know a ton of languages
do people take up a language as a hobby?

Ya, definitely man. thats a hobby. What do you think rosetta stone is for?

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
cooking with cum!

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Izumi Konata posted:

cooking with cum!

a culinary cum custard

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

videogames

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