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So I have this neighbor and I think he might not even supposed to be living there anymore but it looks like his power is definitely disconnected. There is an outlet on the outside of my house and every now and then I notice this heavy duty extension cord hanging out of his window lying on the ground that looks like it could easily reach the outlet. Plus my bill has been suspiciously high. I've never caught it actually plugged in but I think maybe he is doing it at night while I am asleep or maybe during the day while I am at work. Anyway... I don't want to call the cops on him or anything like that. I've identified the breaker that controls the outside outlet but there is a bunch of other stuff on the same breaker inside that I use. What should I do GBS?
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Jan 18, 2015 06:05
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Jan 18, 2015 06:06
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There are locks you can install on your sockets. close thread.
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Jan 18, 2015 06:07
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Here you go. Please post a better video than Pimpsolo did.
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Jan 18, 2015 06:08
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oh wait- i mean... Murder him and his family in their sleep for bendyman
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Jan 18, 2015 06:08
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a creepy colon posted:There are locks you can install on your sockets. close thread. perhaps a c4 in the outlet?
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Jan 18, 2015 06:08
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Connect the outlet to your cable tv/internet coax cable
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Jan 18, 2015 06:09
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If he isn't even trying to hide the cord then he must want you to run your lawn mower over it.
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Jan 18, 2015 06:09
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Time to play with your circuit breakers.
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Jan 18, 2015 06:09
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a creepy colon posted:There are locks you can install on your sockets. close thread. There is no cover on it. Can you show me what you mean? Also how could I disconnect the outlet altogether safely?
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Jan 18, 2015 06:10
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thathonkey posted:There is no cover on it. Can you show me what you mean?
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Jan 18, 2015 06:12
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thathonkey posted:There is no cover on it. Can you show me what you mean? you put two 12 gauge wires in it, then lick the wires at the same time
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Jan 18, 2015 06:13
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Let me clear this up I don't want to harm my neighbor. I just want to prevent him from stealing my power.
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Jan 18, 2015 06:14
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heres what you do: when he comes over to steal your electricity, you go over to steal his life
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Jan 18, 2015 06:15
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I'm selling a Apple G4 PowerBook for my friend on ebay. Here's the main part of the discription: You are bidding on my 19 day old G4 Powerbook. This was purchased for a project that fell through. When I tried to return it, I was informed of a 10 day limit for returns! Your new laptop comes with its original box, all of its documentation, all of its original accessories, and the blue tooth mouse. Laptop Details: (blah blah blah) Free Shipping yadda yadda yadda The next day I get this: Hello I am very interested in your unit. I would like to know your best price to buy it now and if you ship international. I am in London UK right now. I would also want to know the condition of the unit. Please let me know I am very interested. Thank you in advance. What should I do?
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Jan 18, 2015 06:15
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if this dude really has the patience to somehow know exactly when you're asleep and sneak up like a loving looney tunes and enact his schemes then he has won. he literally deserves your electricity more than you
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Jan 18, 2015 06:15
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Trip wires over the outlet. Anyone breaking the plane is subject to a barrage of pre-positioned incendiary devices.
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Jan 18, 2015 06:16
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thathonkey posted:Let me clear this up I don't want to harm my neighbor. I just want to prevent him from stealing my power. dude thats loving nonsense. it wouldnt be a true gbs thread if we dont advocate hurting animals and people imo. you need to replace the faceplate (or outlet) with a conductive metal one and wire the wires directly to the plate so he gets electrocuted if he touches it while plugging in his cord, which is v likely. then he will know not to do it again, like pavlovs dog (who you should harm a week later) 
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Jan 18, 2015 06:16
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Xaris posted:you need to replace the faceplate (or outlet) with a conductive metal one and wire the wires directly to the plate so he gets electrocuted if he touches it while plugging in his cord, which is v likely go on..
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Jan 18, 2015 06:18
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paint a coat of clear nail polish on the tongs of the extension chord. Nail polish is a surprisingly good insulator.
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Jan 18, 2015 06:22
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Set up a camera or camp out just to be sure and then beat the poo poo out of him
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Jan 18, 2015 06:25
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Trail Cam w/ infrared. Set it up high above the scene, and any motion below will trigger the camera. Then you'll learn the truth of these matters, OP.
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Jan 18, 2015 06:26
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And then beat the poo poo out of him
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Jan 18, 2015 06:29
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whatever you do please make sure you are spending as much time and effort as he is to theoretically hijack your meager loving wattage for a few hours a day and presumably sit in the dark otherwise? "gee golly it's 1 AM and thathonkey has finally finished posting now's my chance to cook hotpockets!!" e: VVV hurf durf GBS demands blood-tribute for asking us a question so the only fair thing to do now is kill yourself Amateur Saboteur fucked around with this message at 06:33 on Jan 18, 2015 |
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Jan 18, 2015 06:30
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i'm not buying a security camera I'm just gonna disable that outlet i never use it anyways
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Jan 18, 2015 06:31
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thathonkey posted:So I have this neighbor and I think he might not even supposed to be living there anymore but it looks like his power is definitely disconnected. There is an outlet on the outside of my house and every now and then I notice this heavy duty extension cord hanging out of his window lying on the ground that looks like it could easily reach the outlet. Plus my bill has been suspiciously high. I've never caught it actually plugged in but I think maybe he is doing it at night while I am asleep or maybe during the day while I am at work. this is a repost of an old GBS post this is a troll from start to finish.
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Jan 18, 2015 06:33
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Walk up to your neighbors doorstep with an M4A2 SOPMOD and ring on his doorbell and when he opens just mow him and his family down op
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Jan 18, 2015 06:33
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thathonkey posted:i'm not buying a security camera I'm just gonna disable that outlet i never use it anyways Then he's going to tee off of your garage thinking this bitch aint gonna do poo poo and then you'll passive aggressively deal with that one too and then he's in your basement taking power. Next thing you know he's in your bed loving your wife and you're all I'll just disable her power too
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Jan 18, 2015 06:34
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TOILETLORD posted:this is a repost of an old GBS post this is a troll from start to finish. umm... no? I can take a pic of the extension cable if you loving idiots don't believe me
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Jan 18, 2015 06:34
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Stop paying your power bill, so when he tries to use your power it doesn't work.
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Jan 18, 2015 06:34
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thathonkey posted:umm... no? I can take a pic of the extension cable if you loving idiots don't believe me this is almost the same exact op of another thread and all your responses are almost verbatum of another thread in order.
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Jan 18, 2015 06:35
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mookface posted:Then he's going to tee off of your garage thinking this bitch aint gonna do poo poo and then you'll passive aggressively deal with that one too and then he's in your basement taking power. Next thing you know he's in your bed loving your wife and you're all I'll just disable her power too yeah I agree it is passive aggressive but I haven't actually caught him in the act in fact I rarely see him... I dunno where the gently caress he is at all day
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Jan 18, 2015 06:36
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thathonkey posted:yeah I agree it is passive aggressive but I haven't actually caught him in the act in fact I rarely see him... I dunno where the gently caress he is at all day in your kitchen cabinents hiding and eating your food, watching you pee.
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Jan 18, 2015 06:37
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set his house on fire
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Jan 18, 2015 06:42
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kill him. did anyone suggest killing him? or perhaps murder?
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Jan 18, 2015 06:45
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Amateur Saboteur posted:kill him. did anyone suggest killing him? or perhaps murder? yes several times actually. sorry that I won't consider killing somebody over like $20-30 worth of electricity at most
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Jan 18, 2015 06:50
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when you consider the cost of a bullet you're coming out ahead in the end you know
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Jan 18, 2015 06:51
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thathonkey posted:yes several times actually. sorry that I won't consider killing somebody over like $20-30 worth of electricity at most 20-30$ per month OP. That adds up over time.
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Jan 18, 2015 06:52
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thathonkey posted:yes several times actually. sorry that I won't consider killing somebody over like $20-30 worth of electricity at most but i guess you're no alpha male
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Jan 18, 2015 06:53
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redshirt posted:20-30$ per month OP. That adds up over time. Yup. And how many months do you let him make you his bitch huh? Oh its cool "right now"? How long is right now? One more bill cycle? Just through the winter? Obviously murder is the only option. But, Make it funny please.
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