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have you thought about just buying a pitbull?
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Ring the doorbell and wait till he looks through the peephole to see who it is then shoot a bullet from a silenced pistol through the hole and walk away
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Beef Turret posted:Ring the doorbell and wait till he looks through the peephole to see who it is then shoot a bullet from a silenced pistol through the hole and walk away set up electrified mouse traps around your house.
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Jan 18, 2015 06:58
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Hide a camera out there, get footage of him stealing your power, then call the police once you've got evidence.
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Jan 18, 2015 07:07
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put a sign on the outlet that says "god sends thieves to hell"
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Jan 18, 2015 07:08
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poison the electricity
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Jan 18, 2015 07:08
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Is there any way I could short out whatever he has hooked up to the extension cable? Come on you electrical nerds... I know you're out there on GBS somewhere
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Jan 18, 2015 07:09
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you are dumb as gently caress op
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thathonkey posted:Is there any way I could short out whatever he has hooked up to the extension cable? Come on you electrical nerds... I know you're out there on GBS somewhere you would need ot actually hook a transformer from the power to the outlet and have to it doesnt deliver 110w 60hz, that will really mess with electronics  you could prolly find a US -> euro power transformer that you can hide in the wall and have it hooked up to the outletlike install this somewhere where he cant find it http://www.amazon.com/Goldsource%C2...+up+transformer and then get some wiring and wire upt he outlet from the 220v output Xaris fucked around with this message at 07:14 on Jan 18, 2015 |
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mookface posted:Set up a camera or camp out just to be sure and then beat the poo poo out of him
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Jan 18, 2015 07:25
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buy some crack and a pipe toss them in neighbors house, light house on fire so it looks like he did it smoking crack.
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Jan 18, 2015 07:28
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whoop he rear end with the extension cord op
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Jan 18, 2015 07:29
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act REAAALLLYYY passive aggressive in every way possible
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Jan 18, 2015 07:31
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Set a bunch of bees on fire. That seemed to be a hit once.
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Jan 18, 2015 07:32
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just short out that outlet, and tell your neighbor your power got cut off.
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Jan 18, 2015 07:33
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"Elaborate Murder Plans"
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Jan 18, 2015 07:40
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make your outlet light your house on fire, blame it on neighbor say arson get insurance.
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Jan 18, 2015 07:41
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post a beheading video online and then look into the camera and say "behold the price of your theivery allahu ackbar"
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Jan 18, 2015 07:44
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Open socket. Remove earth wire. Attach phase to earth connector. Go to prison for killing your neighbor after he touches any case of his appliances.
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Jan 18, 2015 07:47
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Run an extension cord from your house to HIS house. That way when he does it, he's just stealing it from himself!
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Xaris posted:you would need ot actually hook a transformer from the power to the outlet and have to it doesnt deliver 110w 60hz, that will really mess with electronics Actually this would definitely fry his electronics without setting his house ablaze.
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Jan 18, 2015 07:50
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thathonkey posted:umm... no? I can take a pic of the extension cable if you loving idiots don't believe me Yes, please post the pic (serious)
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Jan 18, 2015 07:52
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For the non comedy option get a locking cover http://www.lockoutstore.com/wall-re...CFQmNaQodvqwAtg Or use baby locking covers, he will have to destroy them to get them out if he isn't smarter than a two year old. But if you cover them with something that will smudge you will know if they have been tampered with. http://www.munchkin.com/xtraguard-safety-lock-plug-covers.html Comedy option with baby covers, run metal into each orong and when he tries to twist the knob to disengage them it shocks the gently caress out of him, Errant Gin Monks fucked around with this message at 09:03 on Jan 18, 2015 |
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Jan 18, 2015 08:59
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Put silverware inside the sockets so he gets shocked taking them out to put his extension cord in
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Jan 18, 2015 09:46
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Simple pussy option for OP: Shut off breaker. Take off outside socket cover, and disconnect+cap off leads. Return socket cover, like not a dang thing changed. Flip breaker back on. No power for rear end in a top hat neighbor. This will make this thread end with a whimper, and everyone will hate you, OP, but it's probably the best course of action.
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Jan 18, 2015 10:03
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karate kick his rear end down the block
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Jan 18, 2015 10:08
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go bend over with your pants down in front of the outlet, so when he tries to plug it in he instead jams it straight up your rear end. then he wont get the electriciyty
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Jan 18, 2015 10:11
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just cut his extension cord in half dipshit
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Jan 18, 2015 10:11
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Passive aggressive post-it notes. The answer to every dispute! (seriously, your outdoor sockets should be on a different breaker to your indoor sockets unless you have redneck wiring. Just flip that breaker off if it isn't powering anything you need.) Soylent Yellow fucked around with this message at 10:33 on Jan 18, 2015 |
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Jan 18, 2015 10:20
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If anybody steals from you you are legally obligated to rig it to explode so they don't steal anymore that's why they always make fireworks stealers hold a handful of M80s and light them as punishment
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Jan 18, 2015 11:17
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Gather sticks. Buy twine. Use twine to tie sticks into bundle. Stick bundle in his plug socket. Yell human being. Run.
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Jan 18, 2015 11:21
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thathonkey posted:Is there any way I could short out whatever he has hooked up to the extension cable? Come on you electrical nerds... I know you're out there on GBS somewhere Yeah there is. You know we had a thread many years ago JUST LIKE THIS ONE in GBS IIRC. It went something like this: The goon whose electricity was being robbed, knew a bit about electricity and his thread was about shorting out this neighbor who was stealing it. He ended up blowing up his neighbors TV and maybe some other stuff by doing this because it turns out he didn't actually know that much about electricity. In the end, the cops came (someone reading the thread snitched to the local cops), caught the Goon and the entire thread was printed out by the police as evidence. It was funny as gently caress.
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Jan 18, 2015 11:31
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Of course he is stealing your power, why would he need a power cord laying around if he has no power on his house?
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Jan 18, 2015 11:48
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hose him down with plasma
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Jan 18, 2015 11:54
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Have you tried loving him in the rear end in a top hat? I know that if my neighbor anally raped me, I'd never try to Ned Flanders anything from him ever again.
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Jan 18, 2015 12:07
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Pawn 17 posted:You know we had a thread many years ago JUST LIKE THIS ONE in GBS IIRC. Will the lightning strike twice? 
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Jan 18, 2015 12:14
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If it's a 120V outlet, connect it to 240V. If it's a 240V outlet, connect it to 415V. Make sure to spend more on the transformer than the cost of electricity being stolen for true goon project economics.
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Jan 18, 2015 13:20
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find the end of the extension cord and smear it in dog poo poo so he gets POOPY HANDS when he picks it up LOL
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Pawn 17 posted:Yeah there is. lmao I was just joking about doing that
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Pawn 17 posted:Yeah there is. lol
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