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Years ago I was shot by a sniper in the head while in Iraq. Since then people have treated me like a mythical being. It is a topic that makes people really uncomfortable. To complicate things comedians refuse to make jokes about it. It makes it very hard to feel accepted when you are off limits to people whose job is to make fun of people. So I turn to everyone here. If there is any place that will make fun of me it has to be a website called Something Awful. A few ground rules: 1. I don't give a poo poo if you write something tame or offensive. 2. If there is anything you want to know about my background ask. 3. If you came here to tell people they shouldn't make fun of me gently caress off. This isn't the thread for you. To give you a jumping off point, here is a starwar betamax a starwar betamax posted:is your user name a reference to your limp dick... the last time it got hard was when you were murdering poorly trained teenage soldiers
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Jan 18, 2015 07:21
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Will you keep posting once we reach page 2? 
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Jan 18, 2015 07:21
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Where's the pics
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Jan 18, 2015 07:21
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how much gay sex did you have in your gay rear end military career how does it feel you sacrificed your head for such a worthless cause that everybody thinks was a total shitshow?
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Jan 18, 2015 07:22
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is there a Private Snafu about getting shot in the face?
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Jan 18, 2015 07:22
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is your head, shape hosed up? how disfigured are you?
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Jan 18, 2015 07:22
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you joined an organization voluntarily to rot in a desert and then get shot in the loving head for less than minimum wage because a bunch of rich yankee businessmen got their building blown up
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Jan 18, 2015 07:23
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Did you at least send the guy who did it a thanks for the facelift? 
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Jan 18, 2015 07:24
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Dang bro I got shot in the head too. 2006 in baqubah iraq. Or 2007 don't remember
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Jan 18, 2015 07:25
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were you like, sarge ya gotta leave me. and then he was all, dammit soldier you're goin' home to Molly and the kids.
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Jan 18, 2015 07:25
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Where there lots of hardships in Iraq like the AC temp being slightly warmer than the states?
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Jan 18, 2015 07:25
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do you ever wonder if the dude said something sweet after like "boom headshot" or "fuckin scop'd!"
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some iraqi is laughing his rear end off at the dumb american who wandered into his neighborhood and then he shot him in the head because george bush
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roymorrison posted:Dang bro I got shot in the head too. 2006 in baqubah iraq. Or 2007 don't remember how hosed up is your head?
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Jan 18, 2015 07:27
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TOILETLORD posted:how hosed up is your head? Pretty hosed up obviously if he can't even remember the year.
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Jan 18, 2015 07:29
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But did you at least maintain Situational Awareness?? 
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Jan 18, 2015 07:29
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I hope the iraqi got enough XP to reach the next unlock level.
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Jan 18, 2015 07:29
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Need more details. a date and a story at the very least
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Jan 18, 2015 07:29
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President Kucinich posted:Pretty hosed up obviously if he can't even remember the year. no i accept most vets got brain problems i meant hosed up head shapes.
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Jan 18, 2015 07:29
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thank you for serving your country and thank you op's wife for like all army wives for bearing my/other random person's child
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Jan 18, 2015 07:31
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how hosed up is your face/noggin op do u have a lumpy potato head
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Jan 18, 2015 07:32
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seriously let me see your weird concave heads
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TOILETLORD posted:how hosed up is your head? Uhh it's pretty good I think. I have seizures but there's pills for that. Op did you start having seizures?
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roymorrison posted:Uhh it's pretty good I think. I have seizures but there's pills for that. Op did you start having seizures? look one post up.
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Jan 18, 2015 07:33
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Which juba video were you featured in? Did they ask your input for the music and editing?
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found pic of op
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Jan 18, 2015 07:33
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I got shot in the leg too fucken owned lmao. And shrapnel from a car bomb.
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Jan 18, 2015 07:34
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A bunch of rich fucks founded the neo-conservative trend in American politics and one of their main goals was to start a domino effect where toppling middle eastern governments would lead to new leaders who.were sympathetic to the west. The failure of this and the the birth of ISIS and such insures that not only were you grievously wounded for nothing, but that the next generation of heroes will suffer the same fate. Thank you for your sacrifice
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Jan 18, 2015 07:36
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why couldn't you dudes find a better job than getting shot at?
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Jan 18, 2015 07:36
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You nearly got killed for an incredibly stupid war. Haha.
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Jan 18, 2015 07:36
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headbutt a bigger bullet next time, op
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paranoid randroid posted:were you like, sarge ya gotta leave me. and then he was all, dammit soldier you're goin' home to Molly and the kids. Would have been kind of awkward since his wife was named Molly.
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Bishop posted:A bunch of rich fucks founded the neo-conservative trend in American politics and one if their main goals was to start a domino effect where toppling middle eastern governments would lead to new leaders who.were sympathetic to the west. The failure of this and the the birth of ISIS and such insures that not only were you grievously wounded for nothing, but that the next generation of heroes will suffer the same fate. Thank you for your sacrifice not quite you got it backwards, rich democrat donors had the governments who were neutral or sympathetic to america over thrown, by obama to destablize the region, to make the most of US oil production.
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TOILETLORD posted:why couldn't you dudes find a better job than getting shot at? Uhh because I was 18 and not white
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Fullhouse posted:Need more details. a date and a story at the very least August 2006 in Baghdad. I was the gunner of a Humvee and we were guarding a bridge. There are no words to describe how boring it was. Some Iraqi took offense to me being there and decided to let me know.
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Jan 18, 2015 07:39
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A civilian probably gave your girlfriend late night company back in the states.
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Jan 18, 2015 07:39
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Go look at the April 2007 issue of time magazine there's a 2 page spread of me with my skull shot open
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Jan 18, 2015 07:40
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roymorrison posted:Uhh because I was 18 and not white is that code for black because i don't see mexicans or asians ever out of work.
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Lmao at goons thinking their iceburns are going 2 be worse than getting shot in the head btw
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