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cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



limp_cheese posted:

Yup. I've been at full retirement since 22. I don't have to work unless I want too.

teach me your secrets limpcheese

how do I get shot in the head and not die

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limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

spooky girlfriend posted:

Do you keep the same amount of monthly money from the government if you start working?

I would keep most of it.

cock hero flux posted:

if you ever get a comedian pulling the whole "thanks for serving our country you big manly hero" just scream "grow some balls, pussy!" and then rip out your fake eye and throw it at them

Fake eyes aren't loving cheap. The VA only pays for ones that are an exact match to the other eye. Anything creative I have to pay for.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014




this is pretty much the grandest insult possible

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

Sheng-ji Yang posted:



this is pretty much the grandest insult possible

I want this to be fake. It probably isn't.

text editor
Jan 8, 2007

Sheng-ji Yang posted:



this is pretty much the grandest insult possible

good thing they have the price in CAD too

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



limp_cheese posted:

Fake eyes aren't loving cheap. The VA only pays for ones that are an exact match to the other eye. Anything creative I have to pay for.

man I think it'd be worth it to be able to rip out your loving eye and throw it at someone in front of a horrified crowd once

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx
So since you got shot in the head and have brain damage they let you into the special forces right?

Seroxat
Jan 10, 2011
Are you going to run in the Republican Primary now?

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

Seroxat posted:

Are you going to run in the Republican Primary now?

I'll keep my eye on Congress!

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Sorry about your poo poo reflexes

ColtMcAsskick
Nov 7, 2010
Do you ever sigh to yourself as you wish you could go back and change the past only to realise that what is done is done and you'll never get your eye back or those years you spent in between deployments in a country where half the people wouldnt mind you dead and the other half are busy shooting you because of things beyond your control?

Jombo
Feb 20, 2009
:69snypa:

:sicknasty:

:page3:

:synpa:

this forum has a preoccupation with sniper emoticons

Chippita
Jun 12, 2006

by Shine
and not a single one of them found their way to page 2 or 3. :(

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!




I've found OP's pic, and he's clearly wearing an eye-patch. What else has he been lying about??

itsgotmetoo
Oct 5, 2006

by zen death robot
sounds like getting sniped really opened your eyes

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
OP did losing head put you on a life quest to get it back? Or are you just giving specialty dome jobs?


E:missed both synpas smdh

u fink u hard Percy
Sep 14, 2007

Well if it makes you feel better two of my mates have died by being shot in the head. Another two stepped on PPIEDs.

It doesn't though, does it.

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


What's thick, wrinkly and out to skullfuck your vacant eye socket

The VA administrators who fail many veterans each year

:toot:

Ghost of Eazy E
Feb 4, 2013

WANTED: BREAD OR ALIVE


You should have died.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I'll bet you haven't even gotten all of the benefits you're entitled to!!!

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Post a picture of your hosed up face already you gigantic retard. Way to go and get shot in the face for some rich dude's caprice.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Not only did you decide to join the military, but did so during a loving war. No wonder you survived a shot to the head. It's loving empty.

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Have you ever worn a costume like "pirate" or "Snake Plissken" that entailed wearing an eyepatch to a Halloween party?

Did the people there know you were really blind in one eye?

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
LOL


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgYLr_LfhLo

America can be pretty loving stupid.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
So what, respawn at base and stfu.

Follow up question. Do you find that everyone at the big military agencies (opm, va, etc) are rife with total loving retards? Every time I work with OPM I feel like I have to fix their lovely equipment before they can verify my fingerprint transactions are alright. Anyhow, if you are as bad at computers as you are at not getting shot in the head you could probably get a job as head of IT for OPM.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
cool another fake op by an attention starved "veteran"

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Can you take your fake eye out to scare kids on Halloween?

Maybe put a jawbreaker in there or something, that'd be funny.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
op you might want to take look at stolenvalor. com and see what real military hero's think of people like you who masquerade as a veteren

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
I need a shower after this thread. Yelling at a wounded veteran is not as much fun as I hoped

Your Rain
Nov 29, 2006
All those born beneath an angry star.
what weapon did you get shto in the head with op. from my extensive csgo training i know for a fact ak headshots are instant kills at any range even vs helmet

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx
When the wind kicks up does your head make a whistling noise?

Pebergehund
Jan 21, 2010

lol, you got wounded?
For reference this retard didnt:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLHU-_OhT8g

How did you manage to gently caress up worse than him? Are you allowed to drive a car?

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

If you asked to join the military you must've already had some form of mental retardation. Did you get shot in the head in the exact right spot so youre no longer retarded or are you drooling now tia

Pickle dicker
May 25, 2014

by XyloJW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSN-Kku_rFE

Thank you for protecting us from Saddam Hussein's WMD's

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
So where'd you get that beauty scar, tough guy? Eatin' pineapple?

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
op post a pic of your hosed up cripple face you b-movie-monter looking fucker

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
so did you find any WMDS....


that didn't have the name "Rumsfeld" on the receipt?

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

how much money does the gov't pay you per month and does it last forever???

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Sorry you got head shotted op. I'll buy you a dollar beer down at the VFW sometime

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Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

op isn't it funny that people think you're a hero just because you helped murder children in iraq but were too loving stupid not to get shot in the head in the process?

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