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limp_cheese posted:Yup. I've been at full retirement since 22. I don't have to work unless I want too. teach me your secrets limpcheese how do I get shot in the head and not die
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 09:29 |
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spooky girlfriend posted:Do you keep the same amount of monthly money from the government if you start working? I would keep most of it. cock hero flux posted:if you ever get a comedian pulling the whole "thanks for serving our country you big manly hero" just scream "grow some balls, pussy!" and then rip out your fake eye and throw it at them Fake eyes aren't loving cheap. The VA only pays for ones that are an exact match to the other eye. Anything creative I have to pay for.
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 09:30 |
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this is pretty much the grandest insult possible
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 09:30 |
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:
I want this to be fake. It probably isn't.
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 09:32 |
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:
good thing they have the price in CAD too
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 09:34 |
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limp_cheese posted:Fake eyes aren't loving cheap. The VA only pays for ones that are an exact match to the other eye. Anything creative I have to pay for. man I think it'd be worth it to be able to rip out your loving eye and throw it at someone in front of a horrified crowd once
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 09:34 |
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So since you got shot in the head and have brain damage they let you into the special forces right?
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 09:34 |
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Are you going to run in the Republican Primary now?
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 09:36 |
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Seroxat posted:Are you going to run in the Republican Primary now? I'll keep my eye on Congress!
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 09:38 |
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Sorry about your poo poo reflexes
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 09:41 |
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Do you ever sigh to yourself as you wish you could go back and change the past only to realise that what is done is done and you'll never get your eye back or those years you spent in between deployments in a country where half the people wouldnt mind you dead and the other half are busy shooting you because of things beyond your control?
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 10:11 |
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this forum has a preoccupation with sniper emoticons
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 10:35 |
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and not a single one of them found their way to page 2 or 3.
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 10:43 |
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I've found OP's pic, and he's clearly wearing an eye-patch. What else has he been lying about??
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 11:24 |
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sounds like getting sniped really opened your eyes
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 11:32 |
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OP did losing head put you on a life quest to get it back? Or are you just giving specialty dome jobs? E:missed both synpas smdh
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 12:00 |
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Well if it makes you feel better two of my mates have died by being shot in the head. Another two stepped on PPIEDs. It doesn't though, does it.
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 12:10 |
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What's thick, wrinkly and out to skullfuck your vacant eye socket The VA administrators who fail many veterans each year
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 12:12 |
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You should have died.
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 13:12 |
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I'll bet you haven't even gotten all of the benefits you're entitled to!!!
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 13:31 |
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Post a picture of your hosed up face already you gigantic retard. Way to go and get shot in the face for some rich dude's caprice.
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 14:54 |
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Not only did you decide to join the military, but did so during a loving war. No wonder you survived a shot to the head. It's loving empty.
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 14:58 |
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Have you ever worn a costume like "pirate" or "Snake Plissken" that entailed wearing an eyepatch to a Halloween party? Did the people there know you were really blind in one eye?
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 15:00 |
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LOL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgYLr_LfhLo America can be pretty loving stupid.
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 15:05 |
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So what, respawn at base and stfu. Follow up question. Do you find that everyone at the big military agencies (opm, va, etc) are rife with total loving retards? Every time I work with OPM I feel like I have to fix their lovely equipment before they can verify my fingerprint transactions are alright. Anyhow, if you are as bad at computers as you are at not getting shot in the head you could probably get a job as head of IT for OPM.
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 15:24 |
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cool another fake op by an attention starved "veteran"
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 15:30 |
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Can you take your fake eye out to scare kids on Halloween? Maybe put a jawbreaker in there or something, that'd be funny.
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 15:32 |
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op you might want to take look at stolenvalor. com and see what real military hero's think of people like you who masquerade as a veteren
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 15:32 |
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I need a shower after this thread. Yelling at a wounded veteran is not as much fun as I hoped
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 15:37 |
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what weapon did you get shto in the head with op. from my extensive csgo training i know for a fact ak headshots are instant kills at any range even vs helmet
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 15:59 |
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When the wind kicks up does your head make a whistling noise?
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 16:20 |
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lol, you got wounded? For reference this retard didnt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLHU-_OhT8g How did you manage to gently caress up worse than him? Are you allowed to drive a car?
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 16:26 |
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If you asked to join the military you must've already had some form of mental retardation. Did you get shot in the head in the exact right spot so youre no longer retarded or are you drooling now tia
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 16:41 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSN-Kku_rFE Thank you for protecting us from Saddam Hussein's WMD's
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 16:55 |
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So where'd you get that beauty scar, tough guy? Eatin' pineapple?
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 16:57 |
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op post a pic of your hosed up cripple face you b-movie-monter looking fucker
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 16:58 |
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so did you find any WMDS.... that didn't have the name "Rumsfeld" on the receipt?
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 16:59 |
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how much money does the gov't pay you per month and does it last forever???
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 17:01 |
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Sorry you got head shotted op. I'll buy you a dollar beer down at the VFW sometime
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 17:02 |
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op isn't it funny that people think you're a hero just because you helped murder children in iraq but were too loving stupid not to get shot in the head in the process?
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 17:04 |