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Damo posted:just get an aeropress it's like 18 dollars or some poo poo and makes real good single cups of coffee with minimal effort = chemex
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Jan 19, 2015 07:33
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oh and the terminator in salvation and the lady got attacked in a dirt field by humans for some reason i think they wanted to butt rape the dude.
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Jan 19, 2015 07:34
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Mederlock posted:Surprised nobody's posted the best (well the Chemex owns too) single cup coffee maker: The Aeropress dude i posted about it on the first page and it was quoted like 6 times goondolences about your apparent blindness or lack of reading comprehension abilities i dont know what that chemex thing is but im sure its great, pour over coffee always is. seems more useful if you want to brew multiple cups of coffee though. if you just want a cup in the morning go with the aeropress, no need to sit there pouring water over it for 5 minutes or whatever. with the aeropress you just dump in your ground coffee, pour water in, stir, wait like 15 seconds and press the bitch out. no sitting over the thing pouring water over it gradually for 5 minutes. gently caress that poo poo, i want my morning coffee in 30 seconds. nothing beats the aeropress for a quick tasty cup of coffee. i never even wash the thing, just rinse it, a wash with soap like once a month or some poo poo. it still tastes fine. edit: one thing about the aeropress if you get one, throw the instructions it comes with away. dont read it. the manufacturers method of using it is dumb as gently caress. look up the inverted aeropress method and do that. it's a much easier and better method. also if you dont want to deal with the paper filters they make metal mesh ones, i use the paper though as the metal ones don't work as well imo. but they are serviceable if you are an environmentally conscious queer Damo fucked around with this message at 07:46 on Jan 19, 2015 |
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Jan 19, 2015 07:43
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Damo posted:dude i posted about it on the first page and it was quoted like 6 times The fact that you don't know what a chemex is shows that you are a loving amateur.
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Jan 19, 2015 07:45
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Can you get k cups with that cat poop coffee in it?
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Jan 19, 2015 07:46
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you can get mr coffees used for like 5 bucks
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Jan 19, 2015 07:46
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Hobohemian posted:The fact that you don't know what a chemex is shows that you are a loving amateur. what is there to know about the chemex in particular? is a loving glass pour over coffee device. i know pour over coffee, i just have never used a chemex for it. it's a loving pour over coffee device doug, not some special new method, it's just a nice self contained device to do it in. it's the same loving idea as putting a metal mesh with a coffee filter in it over a loving mug and pouring water over the grounds. i have made pour over coffee a trillion loving times, i've just never use that particular device to do it in. so, no, i am not an amateur. suck my tiny inverted wiener friend and again, you don't need that loving thing if you are making one cup of coffee at a time. i dont give a gently caress how good it is, the aeropress is quicker, better, and way loving cheaper for single cups than any fancy looking pour over device. that thing is only useful if you make multiple cups of coffee all the time. from what i've read people say it's not really good if you are only brewing a cup, and also like i said it takes forever sitting there pouring water over it for 5 minutes, compared to the like 30 seconds it takes to aeropress a cup. also lol at spending like 75 bucks on a loving piece of glass are you for real Damo fucked around with this message at 08:01 on Jan 19, 2015 |
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Jan 19, 2015 07:49
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Better hurry, only five left in stock. http://www.amazon.com/Bunn-Digital-...nn+coffee+maker (that price  )
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Jan 19, 2015 08:00
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Same thing happened to me. Called Keurig and they replaced it with a new machine that was a nicer model. Try that before you throw it in the trash. You'd be suprised how much free stuff you can get by just being polite and nice to people.
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Jan 19, 2015 08:01
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Dick Fagballzson posted:Same thing happened to me. Called Keurig and they replaced it with a new machine that was a nicer model. Try that before you throw it in the trash. You'd be suprised how much free stuff you can get by just being polite and nice to people. hand write letters to companies being nice and they give you free food alot of the time.
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Jan 19, 2015 08:02
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Damo posted:what is there to know about the chemex in particular? is a loving glass pour over coffee device. i know pour over coffee, i just have never used a chemex for it. here's what's to know about the chemex bitch it's in the MOMA
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Jan 19, 2015 08:07
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PERMANENT COLLECTION
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Jan 19, 2015 08:07
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you sound like people arguing over artisional butt plugs
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Jan 19, 2015 08:08
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considered one of the greatest pieces of design of the 20th century motherfucker ruling the coffee world for over 70 years
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Jan 19, 2015 08:08
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You mock, but I also got my $1300 Thinkpad T440p upgraded to a $2000+ X1 Carbon for no charge in a similar fashion. There's a way of complaining while being nice about it that often lands you free stuff or stuff that's better than what you bought.
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Jan 19, 2015 08:09
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Dick Fagballzson posted:You mock, but I also got my $1300 Thinkpad T440p upgraded to a $2000+ X1 Carbon for no charge in a similar fashion. There's a way of complaining while being nice about it that often lands you free stuff or stuff that's better than what you bought. never leave the line until the labor cost exceeds the product you want.
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Jan 19, 2015 08:09
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ok yeah it's a pretty device. it's still a pour over coffee thingy. there's nothing to "get" about it that im missing. it's still just pour over coffee which i am aware is a very good coffee brewing method. unless you just want to make a fast single cup of coffee. it is not efficient for that purpose compared to an aeropress. i guess they make a 3 cup version which is what, 15oz since their "cup" is 5oz? still though, i dont like pour over for my morning cuppa cause i dont have the patience to sit there pouring water slowly over it for 5 minutes. as much as im jokingly poo poo talking it's price, i am considering picking one up because we currently don't have a method of brewing large amounts of coffee. i use the aeropress, and my fiancee uses a basic pour over method with a mesh filter and her mug, so making coffee for guests is very inefficient in our home atm.
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Jan 19, 2015 08:11
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so yeah the moma glass is a much better option for making coffee for multiple people for sure. just saying that's the only reason i would get it over an aeropress. it's just so much quicker using the aeropress for my one cup in the morning is all. aeropress may not be pretty but its made by the frisbee people. how about that poo poo. frisbee coffee yo
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Jan 19, 2015 08:14
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you will poo poo your pants at how good chemex coffee is if you take all teh dumb loving steps of measuring your grounds measuring the exact amount of water pouring it over for exactly x seconds while humming yankee doodle or whatever goddamn dumb poo poo is involved i dunno i never made it myself my former housemate used to make it all the time and it's the best homemade coffee i've ever had, and probably top 3 coffees including from shops
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Jan 19, 2015 08:14
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i believe you. however that process is exactly what i was getting at. that's too much poo poo for me to bother with in the morning for one cup of coffee. again, for guests after dinner or some poo poo yeah for sure. for my bleary eyed and hating the world in the morning and barely managing to stay upright the minute it takes me to grind my beans and use my aeropress, not so much also if you have never used it yourself how am i the amateur, huh??? HUH??? 
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Jan 19, 2015 08:17
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Saalkin posted:Can you get k cups with that cat poop coffee in it?
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Jan 19, 2015 08:20
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i used to make aeropress over ice for myself, i always liked it and would recommend it to anyone.
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Jan 19, 2015 08:21
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after a night of drinking i woke up and learned i put rotten chicken in the coffee machine.
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Jan 19, 2015 08:22
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TOILETLORD posted:after a night of drinking i woke up and learned i put rotten chicken in the coffee machine. FELLAS DON'T DRINK THAT COFFEE! You'd never guess! There was a FISH, in the PERCOLATOR! Sorry... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSxNP-1VpjE
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Jan 19, 2015 08:23
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lol at idiots who think grinding coffee, boiling water, measuring coffee, brewing it, and then cleaning it all up is easier than just pressing a button and having coffee in a few seconds. Also lol at idiots who think they can actually taste much of a difference, especially once you add cream and sugar. I mean I have a French press too, but let's be realistic. It takes probably 15 minutes to do French press coffee. It's not something a normal person who's not a hipster barista douchebag has time for during the work week.
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Jan 19, 2015 08:24
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Dick Fagballzson posted:lol at idiots who think grinding coffee, boiling water, measuring coffee, brewing it, and then cleaning it all up is easier than just pressing a button and having coffee in a few seconds. Also lol at idiots who think they can actually taste much of a difference, especially once you add cream and sugar. I mean I have a French press too, but let's be realistic. It takes probably 15 minutes to do French press coffee. It's not something a normal person who's not a hipster barista douchebag has time for during the work week. double grounds half water. black no sugar. be a man.
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Jan 19, 2015 08:25
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TOILETLORD posted:double grounds half water. black no sugar. be a man.
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Jan 19, 2015 08:26
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Dick Fagballzson posted:It takes probably 15 minutes to do French press coffee r u 4 reul lol at an idiot that has somehow convinced themselves that paying for coffee by the cup in your own home is A Good Idea Dick Fagballzson posted:It's not something a normal person who's not a hipster barista douchebag has time for during the work week. no one ever in the history of the planet had time to make coffee in the morning before the k-cup was invented 
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Jan 19, 2015 08:26
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haha "i put cream and sugar in my coffee" aka I SUCK
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Jan 19, 2015 08:33
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i think "dark roast" means "more coffee taste" and then i just dump a shitton of poo poo in there instead ofjust drinking light roast like an ACTUAL GENIUS
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Jan 19, 2015 08:34
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TOILETLORD posted:double grounds half water. black no sugar. be a man. I don't even drink regular coffee. Regular coffee tastes like poo poo. I drink a double shot of espresso every morning. The Keurig is for my wife and guests. Damo posted:no one ever in the history of the planet had time to make coffee in the morning before the k-cup was invented A lot of them really didn't. Why do you think coffee shops where people pay $5 for a cup of mediocre coffee are a thing? Dick Fagballzson fucked around with this message at 08:46 on Jan 19, 2015 |
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Jan 19, 2015 08:43
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Dick Fagballzson posted:A lot of them really didn't. Why do you think coffee shops where people pay $5 for a cup of mediocre coffee are a thing? White people are really stupid.
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Jan 19, 2015 08:48
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TOILETLORD posted:you sound like people arguing over artisional butt plugs
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Jan 19, 2015 08:51
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Hobohemian posted:White people are really stupid. this exactly. making a cup of coffee at home is way easier and cheaper than making a special trip somewhere and spending 5 loving dollars a day on it. people are just loving lazy and stupid i dont even know how anyone could argue against this
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Jan 19, 2015 08:56
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if you don't drink shots of espresso, you're a baby and probably poor.
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Jan 19, 2015 08:56
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Inzombiac posted:My boss, who doesn't even drink coffee much, replaced our old but serviceable Mr. Coffee with a loving Keurig. I got a keurig for free and I use a reusable self-fill cup thing to make folgers in it because I don't give a poo poo about the taste I'm in it for the caffeine. I like it better than the Mr. Coffee I had before because it's faster and requires less cleanup unless I'm going to drink 5 cups at once which I don't ever do. This is the one I use because it was the one on the shelf at the grocery store, pretty sure it was under $10  Get one and give your dumb boss the finger for being dumb
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Jan 19, 2015 08:58
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how the gently caress do you put a full cup of water into a keurig and only get two tablespoons out you are a loving failure at coffee dude, i barely clean my keurig and it still shits out a cup of coffee whenever I want
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Jan 19, 2015 09:05
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Damo posted:this exactly. making a cup of coffee at home is way easier and cheaper than making a special trip somewhere and spending 5 loving dollars a day on it. people are just loving lazy and stupid i dont even know how anyone could argue against this hahah you get nicely steamed milk and better tasting beans, also a cool place to sit and read. but you can sit there in your sad house and drink your lovely refrigerator coffee or something i guess
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Jan 19, 2015 09:06
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sorry you live in a shithole you arent comfortable in, i guess?
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Tell us more about your families nickname for you OP
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