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Even if you just pee, I don't want your loving dick skin germs all over.
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I wash my hands in the stream of sterile pee
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Jan 18, 2015 21:30
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i always wash my hands but i piss in the sink
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Jan 18, 2015 21:32
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looks like yer gettin my dick germs whether you want em or not bucko
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Jan 18, 2015 21:33
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Bro Nerd Alpha posted:Even if you just pee, I don't want your loving dick skin germs all over. they're not mine, im just borrowing them
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Jan 18, 2015 21:33
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too late the whole world is already covered in dick slime
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Jan 18, 2015 21:33
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What if you pee without touching your dick by protruding your pelvis with your hands on your hips and your pants around your ankles?
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Jan 18, 2015 21:34
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the world is covered in dick stink and poo poo smears we can't even see
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Jan 18, 2015 21:34
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all the water you've ever drunk was dinosaur pee at one time
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Jan 18, 2015 21:36
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the OP is okay with me
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Jan 18, 2015 21:37
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bathroom doors should be automatic because there are guys who don't wash their hands and then open the door so you are leaving with their dick stink instead of your own
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Jan 18, 2015 21:42
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Locker Room Zubaz posted:bathroom doors should be automatic because there are guys who don't wash their hands and then open the door so you are leaving with their dick stink instead of your own I use a paper towel to open doors that pull inward.
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Jan 18, 2015 22:43
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if you don't make a nest on the toilet seat using tp when you sit down you're basically carrying around somebody elses butt germs on on your butt,. you subhuman barbarian. same for making a landing pad. you really want to have somebody else's butt atoms splashed up your butthole when you drop a deuce? no!
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Jan 18, 2015 22:45
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No op I want dick smegma on my fingers personally so i assume everyone else also wants it.
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Jan 18, 2015 22:46
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Bro Nerd Alpha posted:Even if you just pee, I don't want your loving dick skin germs all over. Your mom put my dick in her mouth and then kissed you on the cheek
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Jan 18, 2015 22:47
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We'd all be a lot healthier if we were exposed to more germs. I ask that you all stop washing your hands.
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Jan 18, 2015 22:51
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OctoberBlues posted:We'd all be a lot healthier if we were exposed to more germs. I ask that you all stop washing your hands. what're you french? why dont you go rub your face+nose and mouth into some dogshit
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Jan 18, 2015 22:52
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i do not generally wash my hands after peeing, sorry op
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Jan 18, 2015 22:52
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i have an idea for a dick claw. it's a mechanical plastic claw that you use to hold your dick when you pee so you don't have to touch your dick. at the end of the day, you put it in an antibacterial solution overnight so it will be clean and ready for use the next day.
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Jan 18, 2015 22:55
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Oberleutnant posted:what're you french? why dont you go rub your face+nose and mouth into some dogshit I already do that bi-weekly, it's why I haven't been sick in 7 1/2 years.
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Jan 18, 2015 22:55
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Philadelphia posted:i have an idea for a dick claw. it's a mechanical plastic claw that you use to hold your dick when you pee so you don't have to touch your dick. at the end of the day, you put it in an antibacterial solution overnight so it will be clean and ready for use the next day. Eww. I'll design a disposable swifter dick claw. That way it's a fresh germ free grip.
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Jan 18, 2015 23:09
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I don't touch anything that isn't attached to me in the whole bathroom and then use my sweet rear end portable hand sanitizer. I also can't help but notice that no one knows how to wipe down the counter-top after they splash faggy dick water all over the place. My fiance would have a prob with you if you don't clean up after yourself, just sayin'.
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Jan 18, 2015 23:20
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Dave_Indeed posted:I don't touch anything that isn't attached to me in the whole bathroom and then use my sweet rear end portable hand sanitizer. lmao u pussy whipped bitch
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Jan 18, 2015 23:21
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next time im at your place im gonna wipe my dick all over everything in the bathroom
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Jan 18, 2015 23:21
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maybe i want my food to taste a little salty from my pee hands
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Jan 18, 2015 23:22
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If you don't use wet wipes or a bidet after taking a poo poo you're disgusting. Which loving retard thought it would be a good idea to use dry paper to wipe off feces?
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Jan 18, 2015 23:25
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snodig posted:If you don't use wet wipes or a bidet after taking a poo poo you're disgusting. Which loving retard thought it would be a good idea to use dry paper to wipe off feces? i wipe with my left hand because of its healing properties
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Jan 18, 2015 23:26
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a bay
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Feb 24, 2015 02:34
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thanks for creating the supergerm human being
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Feb 24, 2015 03:11
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Educate yourselves http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/19/magazine/say-hello-to-the-100-trillion-bacteria-that-make-up-your-microbiome.html?_r=0&pagewanted=all
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Feb 24, 2015 03:17
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OctoberBlues posted:Educate yourselves quote:Disorders in our internal ecosystem — a loss of diversity, say, or a proliferation of the “wrong” kind of microbes — may predispose us to obesity and a whole range of chronic diseases, as well as some infections. so basically the excuse will change from "I'm big-boned" to "it's my micro-biome" good to know
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Feb 24, 2015 03:24
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What if I don't pee or poo? What if I'm just 'bating? What then, huh?
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Feb 24, 2015 03:26
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lmfaoquote:Over the course of two days in Boulder, I enjoyed several meals with Knight and his colleagues, postdocs and graduate students, though I must say I was a little taken aback by the table talk. I don’t think I’ve ever heard so much discussion of human feces at dinner, but then one thing these scientists are up to is a radical revaluation of the contents of the human colon. I learned about Knight’s 16-month-old daughter, who has had most of the diapers to which she has contributed sampled and sequenced. Knight said at dinner that he sampled himself every day; his wife, Amanda Birmingham, who joined us one night, told me that she was happy to be down to once a week. “Of course I keep a couple of swabs in my bag at all times,” she said, rolling her eyes, “because you never know.” GBS isn't obsessed with making GBS threads threads, we're just on the cutting edge of microbiome research
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Feb 24, 2015 03:28
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wait u use your hands? for what?
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Feb 24, 2015 03:28
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Bro Nerd Alpha posted:I use a paper towel to open doors that pull inward. fun fact you twat: there's like no e-coli on bathroom door handles because they get washed often, they're metal, and they're dry ----------------
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Feb 24, 2015 03:29
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Verily I'll knock on the wall of a neighboring stall: tap tap tap. If they're polite, they'll respond right away. "How goes your evening, stranger?" I might ask. (Sadly) If they aren't polite, I'll knock with greater affirmation: TAP TAP TAP. And then BAP BAP BAP before, finally, BANG BANG BANG. By this point, the stall wall is shaking violently; the brackets and screws are screaming in protest with each knuckling. I clench my teeth and feel the enamel shatter, exposing rotten nerves and gums. My eyeballs bulge from my head as powder coated wall crumbles to dust in my hands. I heave the partition over my head and it clatters into the middle of the wet floor. Now there is nothing separating me from my sitting partner. My stool neighbor. "WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE TURNS?" I ask him. ME FIRST. I flex all of my abdominal muscles and evacuate my bowels in a single shot, immediately filling the bowl to the brim. It happens so suddenly that, if you were to turn the toilet on end, a perfectly shaped mold of human poo poo would fall out and you could use it to build yourself a new toilet bowl. But I don't stop there--the mound continues, and I ride it up into the middle of our siamese stall. My head nearly hits the ceiling by the time I am finished. "NOW YOU." My making GBS threads chaperone moves as if to flee from the stall, but I latch onto him with an unbreakable grasp. "WE ARE ONE NOW."
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Feb 24, 2015 03:37
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too bad op,
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Feb 24, 2015 03:38
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I don't piss or poo poo. You people are filthy animals.
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Feb 24, 2015 03:40
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Philadelphia posted:i have an idea for a dick claw. it's a mechanical plastic claw that you use to hold your dick when you pee so you don't have to touch your dick. at the end of the day, you put it in an antibacterial solution overnight so it will be clean and ready for use the next day. Op would clean it with his mouth and his rear end. Not in that order though.
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Bro Nerd Alpha frowns at his keyboard, trying to think of something that might, conceivably, possibly make him better than someone else in the world, just one other person what has he achieved? What is he proud of? What is one great moral rule he never breaks, what makes him a stalwart figure of a man? At least, he knows. tHe thing that he can post, the thing that raises him to heady heights, the thing he's been doing almost every day for the last week. If only dad could see him now, he'd regret what he said when he walked out. If only. But GBS, his surrogate family, will just have to do. "I'm not literally smeared in my own poo poo at all times", he posts.
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