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I dunno. I like drinking beer in the afternoon and watching my team with friends, but I think it's pretty silly for full grown humans to hinge their emotional wellbeing on how people who they've never met play a game.
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 16:46 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 06:31 |
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'full grown humans'
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 17:07 |
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FreakerByTheSpeaker posted:I dunno. I like drinking beer in the afternoon and watching my team with friends, but I think it's pretty silly for full grown humans to hinge their emotional wellbeing on how people who they've never met play a game. Hey whatever dude if MY TEAM, located in a city I don't live in and made up of people people who I've never even seen in person much less met or interacted with in any way, loses a game then I am inconsolable for days. I mean I even wore my lucky jersey AND my lucky idiot styrofoam hat AND only drank beer on odd numbered plays for luck like I always do and those loving assholes still didn't even pull it off.
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 17:14 |
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AssassinPrincess posted:It's because we'd rather watch that then willowy men running around in short-shorts and excitedly hugging each other *soccer* I will concede one thing about football though, there are loads of players who love to really wuss up falling over https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-b6875gzR0
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 17:17 |
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English football > Canadian football > American football
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 17:20 |
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Seaside Loafer posted:Those willowy men seem to be capable of 90 - 120 minutes of solid activity as opposed to about 15 seconds. The most definitely not willowy men in rugby seem to manage the same while getting smashed all over the place without the dubious benifit of body armour. you're dumb as dogshit hth
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 17:26 |
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GreatGreen posted:Yes those poor poor multi-millionaires who are idolized like gods by people the world over.
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 17:35 |
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Damo posted:drat I was just about to post that. this doesn't make any sense how can there only be 11 minutes of game play when the game clock runs for an hour.
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 17:36 |
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logical phalluses posted:this doesn't make any sense how can there only be 11 minutes of game play when the game clock runs for an hour.
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 17:40 |
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GreatGreen posted:Yes those poor poor multi-millionaires who are idolized like gods by people the world over. those guys are almost universally conned out of their money from day 1 by promoters/managers/family/hangers on, you would be surprised how much sympathy you might have for them, there's a pretty good short doc about this, might just be called "Broke"
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 18:20 |
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football is a really good game
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 18:31 |
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GreatGreen posted:Yes those poor poor multi-millionaires who are idolized like gods by people the world over. world over pfffff
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 18:31 |
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Football is a complex sport, I can understand why people think it's boring if they have no idea what's going on. It's a shame too because TFF is probably the funniest subforum
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 18:33 |
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surprised no ones posted a fat lineman and chuckled at the "average" american athlete
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 18:54 |
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i can't wait till the NFL collapses once the boomers die.
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 18:55 |
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TOILETLORD posted:i can't wait till the NFL collapses once the boomers die.
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 18:58 |
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Bishop posted:the nfl prints money you might have to delay that hope for a few more generations we just need top trick young people into making it so universities can't have sports teams and the NFL has to pay to fund actual farm teams.
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 18:59 |
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Dirty Sanchez posted:Because on the same field you have men who: lol nice hero worship for a bunch of lovely ballplayers
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 19:12 |
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Watching/going to football games with friends is fun. Watching it purely for the game and not social interaction isn't. I like to laugh at the people who base their entire lives around and feel a more than superficial connection to the team. "We should have played better." Who's we? Well maybe next time tell the coach to put you in and things should go differently. Story time: I met this really obnoxious girl at a bar who told me her aunt had made a bet with a Vegas bookie that her team would have a perfect season and win the Super Bowl. Apparently the team had a perfect season and she stood poised to make a million dollars on the SB. The bookie called and offered her 100k or so to cancel the bet which she refused so she wouldn't jinx her team. The team loses and she gets dick. I laughed in the girl's face and said her aunt was an idiot.
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 19:15 |
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rrrrugby thighs
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 19:25 |
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more like hand evgg 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# ? Jan 19, 2015 19:27 |
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they shoulds force all players to meet weight and height restrictions and break the league up into teams by weight class like boxing.
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 19:28 |
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Firmy Shoyombo posted:'handegg'
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 19:29 |
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comes along bort posted:handegg larf i read manga and listen to devin townsend
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 19:30 |
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C.P.A.N. posted:Story time: I met this really obnoxious girl at a bar who told me her aunt had made a bet with a Vegas bookie that her team would have a perfect season and win the Super Bowl. Apparently the team had a perfect season and she stood poised to make a million dollars on the SB. The bookie called and offered her 100k or so to cancel the bet which she refused so she wouldn't jinx her team. The team loses and she gets dick. I laughed in the girl's face and said her aunt was an idiot. the '07 patriots losing that super bowl was one of the greatest sports moments ever for many reasons, and this is just another one on the pile
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 19:31 |
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*smugly declares that I read BOOKS as though football and literacy are mutually exclusive* *only slightly above-average intelligence*
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 20:11 |
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Nameless_Steve posted:*smugly declares that I read BOOKS as though football and literacy are mutually exclusive* *is first year freshman kicker*
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 20:12 |
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Fullhouse posted:the '07 patriots losing that super bowl was one of the greatest sports moments ever for many reasons, and this is just another one on the pile It was the Pats? Well good, gently caress em.
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 20:25 |
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HANDE EGG
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 20:30 |
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clothes only count in hoarse jews and hand eggs
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 20:31 |
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:the clock often keeps running between plays. yeah that's part of the game play thouigh.....
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 20:51 |
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the football defenders get as mad at these threads as they do yelling at the tv and its glorious
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# ? Jan 19, 2015 21:49 |
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C.P.A.N. posted:It was the Pats? Well good, gently caress em. Another beautiful 19-1 moment was when some mad goon on TFF posted a huge essay about how winning 19 straight games and then losing the superbowl was like being about to gently caress a beautiful supermodel with perfectly spherical breasts and then having eli manning stumble into her dick-first instead, wish I had it on hand e: whoops it was 18-1 not 19 the bitcoin of weed fucked around with this message at 21:59 on Jan 19, 2015 |
# ? Jan 19, 2015 21:55 |
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The only reason I'm a sports fan is to watch other sports fans cry. I couldn't be arsed otherwise. Living in Wisconsin it's been like Christmas part 2 for me.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 03:32 |
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Dirty Sanchez posted:Because on the same field you have men who: Lol people actually believe this. I hope you swallow all that USA USA USA propaganda in one go.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 03:45 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:American Football would be a hundred times better if it weren't for the sixty million timeouts and ad breaks. I mean I get it that just how the sport is structured but it makes it a lot harder to watch. Most good gladiators were tubby fuckers too so they could take some cuts but not have their stomach get ripped the gently caress open Though even back then when the mortality rate was relatively low except for the prisoners a ton of people were pissed at how people were cool with watching a bunch of dudes slice each other open
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 04:09 |
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:my view is that life is too short to follow sports. there are so many better uses of my precious, limited time on this mortal coil. the mortal coil is not a thing you stand on
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 04:13 |
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can you gently caress it
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 04:21 |
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Football is a trigger for me getting picked in by the jocks.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 06:22 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 06:31 |
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lol why are football fans such salty retards? could it have anything to do with finding caveman bullshit entertaining?!
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# ? Jan 21, 2015 06:25 |