CSI: Cyber - It takes a hacker to catch a hacker

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maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Season Premiere TONIGHT!!!

get hype

# ? Mar 5, 2015 02:27

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 18:43

faxlore: Sep 24, 2014; a blue star tattoo for you!

Being a blackhat hacker himself, here's Hector "Sabu" Monegur's review !!!!!
http://www.dailydot.com/politics/sabu-hacker-review-of-cs-cyber-hector-monsegur-/

quote:

As a former black hat hacker who has seen his story manipulated by foolish reporters, judgmental activists, and stooges of the justice system, I decided to give Cyber a run for its money, and watched the first episode, called Kidnapping 2.0.

Sabu is just misunderstood, y'see

# ? Mar 5, 2015 02:29

Daikatana Ritsu: Aug 1, 2008

IKs sticky please

# ? Mar 5, 2015 03:57

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

i'm still scared of the internat

also anything new

and young people :ohdear:

# ? Mar 5, 2015 04:15

Computer viking: May 30, 2011; Now with less breakage.

http://threatpost.com/csi-cyber-we-watched-so-you-didnt-have-to/111440

"This makes Swordfish look like a documentary".

# ? Mar 6, 2015 00:46

pram: Jun 10, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqKM_P2cDNI

lol incredible

# ? Mar 6, 2015 00:58

univbee: Jun 3, 2004

Computer viking posted:

http://threatpost.com/csi-cyber-we-watched-so-you-didnt-have-to/111440

"This makes Swordfish look like a documentary".

dfish [10:06 PM] First commercial break and we are at cyber 6

dfish [10:08 PM] I was prepared for this to be terrible, but this exceeding my expectations by A LOT

# ? Mar 6, 2015 01:09

A Pinball Wizard: Mar 23, 2005; I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands; College Slice

my dad loving loves police procedurals, he watches approx. 43 horus of ncis a day

i asked him what he thought of this and he said "I cant believe patricia arquette would be in something so terrible"

# ? Mar 6, 2015 01:17

pram: Jun 10, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZnuuKcizvo

'all i have is green code here'

# ? Mar 6, 2015 01:19

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

A Pinball Wizard posted:

43 horus of ncis a day

nice hack!

# ? Mar 6, 2015 01:19

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

dfish [10:19 PM]
Man, if The Wire cops had had these toys, that show would�ve been over in two episodes

# ? Mar 6, 2015 01:31

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

pram posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZnuuKcizvo

'all i have is green code here'

i'm the guy in the cgi team who had to use a computer to model and render green text turnign red

# ? Mar 6, 2015 01:50

angry_keebler: Jul 16, 2006; In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

the pilot was a major letdown with too many loose ends

for example, did the neighbor kid ever collect all five health packs in level 12 and if so did he actually get invincibility for the next three levels?

and maybe drop us a little hint as to where the health packs are???

# ? Mar 6, 2015 01:59

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

Sucks that this is bad, but awesome that there is a forum full of awesome computer guys that literally do computer as a job,for irl money to riff on it. :dance:

# ? Mar 6, 2015 02:00

pram: Jun 10, 2001

agreed

# ? Mar 6, 2015 02:01

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

I think I saw Dawson's creek use vlc after the first commercial. Dunno if I can stomach this poo poo even for lulz. :barf:

# ? Mar 6, 2015 02:05

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Sucks that this is bad, but awesome that there is a forum full of awesome computer guys that literally do computer as a job,for irl money to riff on it.

Where is it?

# ? Mar 6, 2015 02:50

univbee: Jun 3, 2004

Knuc U Kinte posted:

I think I saw Dawson's creek use vlc after the first commercial.

~I don't wanna wait (don't wanna wait)
for my foooont cache to be rebuilt~

# ? Mar 6, 2015 05:39

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

punched some of the "YEP IT'S MALWARE" code into google and found https://hackage.haskell.org/package/hackertyper-0.1.0.1

Or rather, this text file: https://hackage.haskell.org/package/hackertyper-0.1.0.1/src/kernel.txt

EDIT: Yeah it's the same code as on http://hackertyper.net/ idk why that wasn't the first result

Shame Boy fucked around with this message at 06:07 on Mar 6, 2015

# ? Mar 6, 2015 06:04

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

punched some of the "YEP IT'S MALWARE" code into google and found https://hackage.haskell.org/package/hackertyper-0.1.0.1

Or rather, this text file: https://hackage.haskell.org/package/hackertyper-0.1.0.1/src/kernel.txt

EDIT: Yeah it's the same code as on http://hackertyper.net/ idk why that wasn't the first result

# ? Mar 6, 2015 06:08

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

http://theinstructionlimit.com/i-know-this-global-game-jam-2015

# ? Mar 6, 2015 06:28

THE BIG DOG DADDY: Oct 16, 2013; Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.

No one talks about this.

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

punched some of the "YEP IT'S MALWARE" code into google and found https://hackage.haskell.org/package/hackertyper-0.1.0.1

Or rather, this text file: https://hackage.haskell.org/package/hackertyper-0.1.0.1/src/kernel.txt

EDIT: Yeah it's the same code as on http://hackertyper.net/ idk why that wasn't the first result

epic thissery

# ? Mar 6, 2015 22:00

GameCube: Nov 21, 2006

oh no I missed it :gonk:

# ? Mar 6, 2015 22:16

GameCube: Nov 21, 2006

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

punched some of the "YEP IT'S MALWARE" code into google and found https://hackage.haskell.org/package/hackertyper-0.1.0.1

Or rather, this text file: https://hackage.haskell.org/package/hackertyper-0.1.0.1/src/kernel.txt

EDIT: Yeah it's the same code as on http://hackertyper.net/ idk why that wasn't the first result

http://moviecode.tumblr.com/

# ? Mar 6, 2015 22:28

Qtotonibudinibudet: Nov 7, 2011; Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

no no no

please dont shake the crypto baby

# ? Mar 6, 2015 23:32

Daikatana Ritsu: Aug 1, 2008

The foreign people were inside the baby camera and you could also hear them talking at the same time.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 16:08

Meat Beat Agent: Aug 5, 2007; felonious assault with a sproinging boner

# ? Mar 13, 2015 06:03

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

so today hackers are hacking uber to kidnap people and taze them

# ? Mar 19, 2015 03:03

enotnert: Jun 10, 2005; Only women bleed

FrozenVent posted:

so today hackers are hacking uber to kidnap people and taze them

shush, wait till sickbeard downloads it for me, and i can watch patricia arquettes cold dead stare again

# ? Mar 19, 2015 04:22

EIDE Van Hagar: Dec 8, 2000; Beep Boop

this is amazing.

# ? Mar 19, 2015 04:55

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

when do people start cybering?

i thought it was gonna be a show about cyber

instead its dumb cop poo poo

# ? Mar 19, 2015 04:56

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

cYBER COPS

# ? Mar 19, 2015 04:57

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

cYBER COPS

ok but htey arent copping cybering activities, they are copping like some dude who books ubers

# ? Mar 19, 2015 04:58

pram: Jun 10, 2001

pram posted:

the cyber police, walking the beat on the hard streets of the dark-net

# ? Mar 19, 2015 05:10

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

Sniep posted:

ok but htey arent copping cybering activities, they are copping like some dude who books ubers

suburban olds don't know the difference

# ? Mar 19, 2015 05:13

enotnert: Jun 10, 2005; Only women bleed

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

suburban olds don't know the difference

don't call sniep a suburban old

# ? Mar 19, 2015 05:17

enotnert: Jun 10, 2005; Only women bleed

imagine random click clack dot matrix printer noises. . .

phishing -

sending fraudulent e-mails to infect devices and steal information

# ? Mar 19, 2015 05:21

enotnert: Jun 10, 2005; Only women bleed

I've never done a MOOODDDSSS

but really, i need to be renamed to "evil twin router"

# ? Mar 19, 2015 05:32

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

i don't recall a single scene that started "i put on my robe and wizards hat" so there is no cybering i care about in this program

# ? Mar 19, 2015 06:36

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 18:43

THE BIG DOG DADDY: Oct 16, 2013; Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.

No one talks about this.

this motherfucker used a punter to boot me from the aol chat room

call up the swat team boys, we got a live one

# ? Mar 19, 2015 18:56

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