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Aztec Galactus: Sep 12, 2002

wasianchickn posted:

I imagine that means it's over for Peyton in Denver because he's not exactly who I think of when I imagine a Kubiak QB.

They'll let him stick around but Elway is going to be his backup in case he flounders again

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 17:02

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

zakharov posted:

Do not, under any circumstances, root for the Patriots. I can't emphasize this enough. Go Seahawks.

gently caress that poo poo, Hail Satan, go Pats. More rings for the Brady.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 04:14

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Only one more game until we descend into the icy depths that is the off-season.

And it's Pats-Seahawks.

Go Pats... ugh.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 04:14

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

I'm not a fan of either team, but at least the Packers aren't in the Super Bowl. :toot:

# ? Jan 19, 2015 04:15

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I'm not a fan of either team, but at least the Cowboys aren't in the Super Bowl.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 04:15

Fate Accomplice: Nov 30, 2006

News: Bill just said "We're on to Seattle"

Views: YES.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 04:15

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Bill is happy because he knows in his black demon heart that it's the last chance he'll ever have to win a super bowl now that Sex Ryan leads the Bills

# ? Jan 19, 2015 04:16

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I'm not a fan of either team, but at least the Seah- ^{^{^fuuuuck}}

# ? Jan 19, 2015 04:16

Syntaxed: Feb 20, 2004

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I'm not a fan of either team, but at least the Packers aren't in the Super Bowl.

Thank you for bringing us all together during this dark time :unsmith:

# ? Jan 19, 2015 04:16

Big Ol Marsh Pussy: Jan 7, 2007

I wonder what dumbass QB is going to be the Eli to Wilson's Brady

# ? Jan 19, 2015 04:17

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I'm not a fan of either team, but at least the Packers collapsed in a hilarious and miserable fashion and, as a consequence, are not in the super bowl

# ? Jan 19, 2015 04:17

Ghost of Reagan Past: Oct 7, 2003; rock and roll fun

Only Eli Manning can defeat the Patriots.

It is known.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 04:17

King Hong Kong: Nov 6, 2009; For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Spoeank posted:

Only one more game until we descend into the icy depths that is the off-season.

And it's Pats-Seahawks.

Go Pats... ugh.

Only if Brady shows up late to a team meeting, is benched for Garoppolo, who proceeds to destroy the Seahawks 83-0 while throwing for ten touchdowns.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 04:17

mastershakeman: Oct 28, 2008; by vyelkin

I can't believe that the loving Patriots are the lovable underdogs in this matchup who haven't won a title in 10 times as many years as the seahawks
ughhhhh

# ? Jan 19, 2015 04:18

FeedingHam2Cats: Nov 10, 2009

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

I wonder what dumbass QB is going to be the Eli to Wilson's Brady

Tom Brady

# ? Jan 19, 2015 04:18

Big Ol Marsh Pussy: Jan 7, 2007

FeedingHam2Cats posted:

Tom Brady

smdh at you not posting flacco

# ? Jan 19, 2015 04:19

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

mastershakeman posted:

I can't believe that the loving Patriots are the lovable underdogs in this matchup who haven't won a title in 10 times as many years as the seahawks
ughhhhh

Free yourself, you all know there's a hidden section in your heart that truly loves the New England Football Patriots and their lovable QB and Coach.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 04:19

Jaysus: Sep 17, 2004; "Hey, did you see my game against the Detroit Lions?"

this is like the best super bowl ever

everyone that isn't a fan of either team hates both teams

# ? Jan 19, 2015 04:19

pizza valentine: Sep 19, 2007; DON'T FAKE THE FUNK; Grimey Drawer

Opening line is Pats -1

# ? Jan 19, 2015 04:19

Syntaxed: Feb 20, 2004

Best outcome is Patriots win and Tom Brady retires.

Wilson does really well in a heart breaking loss so the Seattle has to pay him a bunch of money.

Then Seattle is bad for the next 5 years as they hit cap hell for paying an over achieving QB.

Billy B and Tom retire and Patriots go away for 10 years, leading to the new gods of the AFC East in the Buffalo Bills

Everybody wins.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 04:20

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007

Syntaxed posted:

Best outcome is Patriots win and Tom Brady retires.

Wilson does really well in a heart breaking loss so the Seattle has to pay him a bunch of money.

Then Seattle is bad for the next 5 years as they hit cap hell for paying an over achieving QB.

Billy B and Tom retire and Patriots go away for 10 years, leading to the new gods of the AFC East in the Buffalo Bills

Everybody wins.

Eh, the Bills had their run. Let someone new run the AFC, like the Texans.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 04:22

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Syntaxed posted:

Billy B and Tom retire and Patriots go away for 10 years, leading to the new gods of the AFC East in the Buffalo Bills

lol if you don't think the Buffalo Bills will be the gods of the NFL anyways

# ? Jan 19, 2015 04:22

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Syntaxed posted:

Well this is flawless. Go Pats. -

# ? Jan 19, 2015 04:22

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

zakharov posted:

Do not, under any circumstances, root for the Patriots. I can't emphasize this enough. Go Seahawks.

I cannot, under any circumstances, root for any team that knowingly employs a scumbag 9/11 truther.

Go Pats. Hail Satan. Hail Satan.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 04:23

ComposerGuy: Jul 28, 2007; Conspicuous Absinthe

Silly Burrito posted:

Eh, the Bills had their run. Let someone new run the AFC, like the Texans.

On board with this but I think he just meant the AFC East for the Bills.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 04:23

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

wasianchickn posted:

I imagine that means it's over for Peyton in Denver because he's not exactly who I think of when I imagine a Kubiak QB.

If Kubiak can't work with Peyton he doesn't deserve to be a HC

# ? Jan 19, 2015 04:24

tinstaach: Aug 3, 2010; MAGNetic AttITUDE

I think the debate over best quarterback in the NFL was settled tonight. Matthew Stafford was just added to the Pro Bowl roster!

# ? Jan 19, 2015 04:24

Dirt: May 26, 2003

Gonz posted:

I cannot, under any circumstances, root for any team that knowingly employs a scumbag 9/11 truther.

Go Pats. Hail Satan. Hail Satan.

Who's the truther? I must have missed that story.

Also I don't see how New England, who has better corners than the Packers, can't totally shut down Seattle's passing game while keeping a safety in run support, like the Packers did for most of the game. I think it's New England's year.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 04:27

Zurreco: Dec 27, 2004; Cutty approves.

Just wanted to say that both teams are fun to watch and this should be the best Superbowl in a while. I'll be rooting for Seattle but if the Pats win, no worries. Wilson and Brady are both good QBs and I wish them the both the best in life.

Also gently caress the Packers and I hope Aaron Rodgers kills himself tonight, but I don't think that's really relevant.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 04:27

mastershakeman: Oct 28, 2008; by vyelkin

Dirt posted:

Who's the truther? I must have missed that story.

Also I don't see how New England, who has better corners than the Packers, can't totally shut down Seattle's passing game. I think it's New England's year.

Pete Carroll is.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 04:27

tonic: Jan 4, 2003

Russell is just a "game manager" and Brady was done after week 4.

Go Seahawks! Should be a battle!

# ? Jan 19, 2015 04:27

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

I am keeping a list of people who are supporting the Patriots over the Seahawks so that they can be lined up and shot when the time comes

"Ugh, the Seahawks are so overrated and their fans are obnoxious... I will root for the Patriots because I am functionally incapable of critical thought and wholly without a sense of irony"

# ? Jan 19, 2015 04:27

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Dirt posted:

Who's the truther? I must have missed that story.

Also I don't see how New England, who has better corners than the Packers, can't totally shut down Seattle's passing game. I think it's New England's year.

http://deadspin.com/is-pete-carroll-a-9-11-truther-513149713

Mel Mudkiper keep me off your list I'm rooting for the Pats because the Seahawks are a bunch of shitbags who I hate all season long tia.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 04:28

zakharov: Nov 30, 2002; Tater Love

I will not believe Brady is "done" until his throwing arm falls off.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 04:28

zakharov: Nov 30, 2002; Tater Love

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I am keeping a list of people who are supporting the Patriots over the Seahawks so that they can be lined up and shot when the time comes

"Ugh, the Seahawks are so overrated and their fans are obnoxious... I will root for the Patriots because I am functionally incapable of critical thought and wholly without a sense of irony"

Agreed

# ? Jan 19, 2015 04:28

Lessail: Apr 1, 2011; tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again

p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

the real winner is all the choice anime you can catch up on during the same time period

# ? Jan 19, 2015 04:28

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Dirt posted:

Who's the truther? I must have missed that story.

Also I don't see how New England, who has better corners than the Packers, can't totally shut down Seattle's passing game while keeping a safety in run support, like the Packers did for most of the game. I think it's New England's year.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 04:28

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I am keeping a list of people who are supporting the Patriots over the Seahawks so that they can be lined up and shot when the time comes

"Ugh, the Seahawks are so overrated and their fans are obnoxious... I will root for the Patriots because I am functionally incapable of critical thought and wholly without a sense of irony"

I don't dislike the Patriots or their fans

# ? Jan 19, 2015 04:29

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Hmmmm should I support the fun team that frequently flaunts the worst regulations of Goodell's NFL or the decade long sports journalist masturbatory aid

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 17:02

Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

Errant Gin Monks posted:

After the Seahawks game and patriots game today I am legit scare of Tom Brady.

GO SEAHAWKS!!

How was the Spurs game

# ? Jan 19, 2015 04:30

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