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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
so many ignoramuses and jerks itt

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

nomadologique posted:

so many ignoramuses and jerks itt

on this page, even

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

ipa nerds do suck but really how do u not think different beers taste different

look what a shithead you are for poo poo talking ipas

Cosmic Charlie
Apr 6, 2009

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
May I recommend an icy cold coors light, op?

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Robo Reagan posted:

on this page, even

every post below this just dilutes the joke but i'll give you a high five now so you feel better

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Blue Raider posted:

look what a shithead you are for poo poo talking ipas

ipas can be pretty good but theres a certain kind of fucker who will buy u an ipa called something like ruperts own zeppelin brew and breathlessly tell u about hops and hints of citrus for minutes at a time

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
there are some good ipas, a couple of them made by dogfish head, but 99% of them are dogfish poo poo.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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HURRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRR I PUT HOPS IN THERE i am brewer now CRAFT brewer

time to gently caress a hipster

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

ipas can be pretty good but theres a certain kind of fucker who will buy u an ipa called something like ruperts own zeppelin brew and breathlessly tell u about hops and hints of citrus for minutes at a time

ill allow this opinion even though i am a certifyed hophead

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
That movie Drinking Buddies with Olivia Wilde and the guy from New Girl was really boring.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
if i see a beer nerd irl i will fight them irl life and beat them up destroying there confidence

Weird BIAS
Jul 5, 2007

so... guess that's it, huh? just... don't say i didn't warn you.
Ale hops the snow will malts soon.

Weird BIAS
Jul 5, 2007

so... guess that's it, huh? just... don't say i didn't warn you.
Instead of a hint of citrus I could just eat an orange.

I'm a beer lover fucker though.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Have you had a PBR? It tastes like chemicals. Stouts taste like coffee. Everything else falls somewhere in between as far as I can tell. I'm not drinking age but I can figure this out.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

ilikedirt posted:

if i see a beer nerd irl i will fight them irl life and beat them up destroying there confidence

you know nothing of fight

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Weird BIAS posted:

Instead of a hint of citrus I could just eat an orange.

I'm a beer lover fucker though.

you sleep with a beer lover? shame on you

Weird BIAS
Jul 5, 2007

so... guess that's it, huh? just... don't say i didn't warn you.
woah forgot a slash there

I'm a beer/lover fucker.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
i've literally literally never been this confused in my entire life.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
I agree with OP.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Beer is good.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
i like busch

Weird BIAS
Jul 5, 2007

so... guess that's it, huh? just... don't say i didn't warn you.

nomadologique posted:

i've literally literally never been this confused in my entire life.

so love me love me love me, I'm so literal

threads making me regret not restocking up on beer today, ah well there's always tomorrow

killaer
Aug 4, 2007

Splurgerwitzl posted:

I'm not drinking age

mods?

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
i drank a beer today after work, i am going to drink another one

i'm bad

i'm bad and i know it

CruJones
Feb 22, 2006

by Lowtax
ipas are overrated and overdone
i'm kinda into blondes right now

Weird BIAS
Jul 5, 2007

so... guess that's it, huh? just... don't say i didn't warn you.
someone define winter ale for me

blondes and reds are what I bed

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
only girls drink beer by it's self, it's a mixer to hide the flavor of cheap liquers.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

nomadologique posted:

i drank a beer today after work, i am going to drink another one

i'm bad

i'm bad and i know it

That's like 400 empty calories.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

No one reads this forum

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

The Dennis System posted:

That's like 400 empty calories.

OMG

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
your LIFE is empty

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

ilikedirt posted:

wrong

some beer is more watery than other beer, thus making it lighter in color

that doesnt sound right but I dont know enough about beermaking to say otherwise

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

beer is a lot like piss, in this respect

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Anyone who drinks beer and not hard alcohol is probably some fat gently caress in a stained t-shirt and trucker hat, or a hipster idiot. Drink real booze, you pussies.

Also no, not all beer tastes the same.

And another thing, Guinness tastes nothing like coffee and people who say it does are broken.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

nomadologique posted:

your LIFE is empty

A different kind of poverty now upsets my soul
Night after sleepless night
I walk the floor and I want to know
Why am I so alone?
Where is my woman can I bring her home?
Have I driven her away?
Is she gone?

Morning comes to sunrise
And I'm driven to my bed
I see that it is empty
And there's devils in my head
I embrace the many colored beast
I grow weary of the torment
Can there be no peace?
And I find myself just wishing that my life would simply cease.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

TheJoker138 posted:

Anyone who drinks beer and not hard alcohol is probably some fat gently caress in a stained t-shirt and trucker hat, or a hipster idiot. Drink real booze, you pussies.

Also no, not all beer tastes the same.

And another thing, Guinness tastes nothing like coffee and people who say it does are broken.

Guinness is a low calorie beer too. I have no idea why anybody would drink a lite beer when Guinness exists.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Hobohemian posted:

Guinness is a low calorie beer too. I have no idea why anybody would drink a lite beer when Guinness exists.

taste like poo poo

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
it's much better in the UK than the US /snob

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Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

ipas can be pretty good but theres a certain kind of fucker who will buy u an ipa called something like ruperts own zeppelin brew and breathlessly tell u about hops and hints of citrus for minutes at a time

i sometimes get paid to be that rear end in a top hat and so it just falls out of my mouth on autopilot so i can make whatever idiot hipster fucker or person who's been to belgium one time and really wants to talk about it buy some poo poo and gently caress off, but not before leaving me a good tip.

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