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Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

nomadologique posted:

it's much better in the UK than the US /snob

Overseas(not in the US though) they sell this "foreign extra" that is not only better than regular Guinness, but it's like 7.6% so it can actually get you there.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Drink half as many, much higher alcohol by volume, better tasting beers.

KaiserSchnitzel
Feb 23, 2003

Hey baby I think we Havel lot in common

VendaGoat posted:

Drink half as many, much higher alcohol by volume, better tasting beers.

The key ^^^ to the kingdom

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
posting smugly in a beer thread in GBS

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Spanish Manlove posted:

posting smugly in a beer thread in GBS

sick dude you're really coming up in my estimation

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
i like making what i call black beer you mix cheap beer with black coffee.

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

maybe a hint of tobasco

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Spanish Manlove posted:

posting smugly in a beer thread in GBS

i jknow so much about beer this nigga in beer mensa

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

TOILETLORD posted:

i like making what i call black beer you mix cheap beer with black coffee.

thats called irish coffee

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

ilikedirt posted:

thats called irish coffee

that is whiskey and coffee loser.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

TOILETLORD posted:

that is whiskey and coffee loser.

hey l

ill beat u the gently caress up u beer nerd lets go

lets go right now beer nerd *takes off shirt* lets go

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

ilikedirt posted:

hey l

ill beat u the gently caress up u beer nerd lets go

lets go right now beer nerd *takes off shirt* lets go

go home you are drunk.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Hobohemian posted:

Overseas(not in the US though) they sell this "foreign extra" that is not only better than regular Guinness, but it's like 7.6% so it can actually get you there.
This man knows the score.

Also you can deffo get it in the UK unless thats coming under overseas .here idk

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

ilikedirt posted:

i jknow so much about beer this nigga in beer mensa

probably, I am partially retarded

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Shithouse Dave posted:

i sometimes get paid to be that rear end in a top hat and so it just falls out of my mouth on autopilot so i can make whatever idiot hipster fucker or person who's been to belgium one time and really wants to talk about it buy some poo poo and gently caress off, but not before leaving me a good tip.

at the end of the day ur just hustling those people so thats perfectly respectable if u ask me

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW
You're an idiot op. Farewell!

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
An excellent troll, op :troll:

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Robo Reagan posted:

sry about ur taste buds

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
i'm really pissed off by all this alcohol trolling lately

Flying Fortress
Oct 23, 2008

the OP has certainly oversimplified things, but as huge multinational breweries continue to buy out every other brewery we are starting to see varieties become more generic in flavour. They want every product to appeal to the largest possible market, so subtle differences get lost along the way. I'm not saying the OP isn't a colossal goon, but there is some truth to his statement.

On the other end of the spectrum you've got the few remaining microbreweries competing in some kind of hoppiness dick waving contest, or whipping up combinations that are so repellent they have to be some kind of joke (see Beau's disgusting lavender flavoured"St. Luke's Verse"; it's like drinking stale pot pourri).

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark


I drink Bud Light. By choice.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

Network Pesci posted:



I drink Bud Light. By choice.

ahahaha holy poo poo thanks I'll be showing this off to my human being IPA loving friends thank you :Oregonbeavertearflag:

Harime Nui fucked around with this message at 23:00 on Jan 19, 2015

Huge Lady Pleaser
Jun 17, 2005

hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up
Nap Ghost

swampland posted:

All food tastes the same just shove it in your face like a loving animal

I literally broke up with a girl because she believed this. It was disgusting

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
All vodka is the same.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

redshirt posted:

All vodka is the same.

to get women extra drunk you mix mike's hard with some vodka

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat
some beers actually have a very unique and distinctive taste to them

for example, IPA tastes like strong hops, gathered fresh from the fields and boiled in piss for 17 hours

Clevername
Apr 1, 2006
Pithy Quote or Humorous Remark

killaer posted:

lmfao wow yeah this red stripe is really distinct

wow blue moon


yeah dude that stella is really high class poo poo

oh your microbrew?

If you think a 9.5% ABV trippel tastes like Bud light your tongue is broken. And you are a philistine.

Coldbird
Jul 17, 2001

be spiritless
op you are not correct, there are many varieties of beer taste, they are all invariably terrible but this does not invalidate that they are distinct from one another

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
some like bud light taste like cleaning fluids others like busch just taste like corn water.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
I think most people hate the taste of beer and only pretend to like it.

In truth it's simply about getting drunk.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

redshirt posted:

I think most people hate the taste of beer and only pretend to like it.

In truth it's simply about getting drunk.

nah corn water taste good with corn nuts and popcorn other beers taste like rear end and don;t really pair with any other foods so kinda sorta also gently caress you still redshirt.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I picked up a case for my cats and im drinking a Budweiser as my first beer in a few weeks and I gotta say, drat if this isn't good beer.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

TOILETLORD posted:

nah corn water taste good with corn nuts and popcorn other beers taste like rear end and don;t really pair with any other foods so kinda sorta also gently caress you still redshirt.

gently caress you too, my friend. :)

johnny sack
Jan 30, 2004

One day, this team will play to their expectations...

Just not this year..

Learn to like IPA. Never go back.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

johnny sack posted:

Learn to like IPA. Never go back.

why would i like indian penis attackers?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
The first time I drank beer at age 15 I secretly dumped it out when no one was looking.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

redshirt posted:

The first time I drank beer at age 15 I secretly dumped it out when no one was looking.

i made my own alcohol in highschool.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

TOILETLORD posted:

i made my own alcohol in highschool.

Hardcore.

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Natty light is the only beer I know of that is void of all after taste. This is an important factor for me. It's become my baseline flavor profile.

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DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Coldbird posted:

op you are not correct, there are many varieties of beer taste, they are all invariably terrible but this does not invalidate that they are distinct from one another

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