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Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


SKELETON GHOST posted:



YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE SKELETON GHOST

REPOST IN 5 THREADS IN THE NEXT HOUR AND YOUR'E CRUSH WILL KISS YOU TOMORROW

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TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

what is this poo poo are you retards in 2nd grade.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

TEAYCHES posted:

who was that

Ts12, noob.

Somebody post the suicide note where he begs his friends to take a gender studies course. Ironic Marxism killed somebody lmao.

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich
i think barky (printer goon) killed himself

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Corek posted:

i think barky (printer goon) killed himself

Borky, but I've never seen it confirmed.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
is mom dead yet?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

opus111 posted:

Ts12, noob.

Somebody post the suicide note where he begs his friends to take a gender studies course. Ironic Marxism killed somebody lmao.

ooo tell me about the goon murdering somebody

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Two Ton 21 posted:

Pomp's sex life is dead.

Much like his mother's pride in him.

rude

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

all goons are dead at heart.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

There's a murdergoon on the loose right now. Xis weapon of choice was a shovel.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

opus111 posted:

There's a murdergoon on the loose right now. Xis weapon of choice was a shovel.
nah he killed with his car, I don't think he's actually killed anyone with a shovel.

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
I'm still alive op

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
what about that goon that shot his own leg off after seeing a cop? did he live?

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Iron Prince posted:

what about that goon that shot his own leg off after seeing a cop? did he live?

hope not

Julien Sorel
Jan 27, 2006

Voted Worst Marksman of 1830
was that guy who kidnapped the little girl, killed her, had sex with the corpse, and then cut her body up for cannibalization purposes a goon? i remember way back in the day someone in the thread posted what was allegedly his account but i'm not sure if it was confirmed or not. it certainly was goonesque

Two Ton 21
Dec 6, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Stop playing DOTA2 and get a job you sack of poo poo.

Two Ton 21
Dec 6, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Oncogene posted:

was that guy who kidnapped the little girl, killed her, had sex with the corpse, and then cut her body up for cannibalization purposes a goon? i remember way back in the day someone in the thread posted what was allegedly his account but i'm not sure if it was confirmed or not. it certainly was goonesque

Yeap. poo poo can't remember his name, then there was William Fruend and then Bomberman 6969 who blew away his ex and her current boyfriend after ramming their house with a car.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i actually died a while ago and this is just a poo poo posting program that is automatically running and no one has turned it off yet

I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av
i dont think bomber is actually dead? what was he sentenced to again

Two Ton 21
Dec 6, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

I Said No posted:

i dont think bomber is actually dead? what was he sentenced to again

Wasn't it death?

I could have swore he was on death row.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Oncogene posted:

was that guy who kidnapped the little girl, killed her, had sex with the corpse, and then cut her body up for cannibalization purposes a goon? i remember way back in the day someone in the thread posted what was allegedly his account but i'm not sure if it was confirmed or not. it certainly was goonesque

i think you're thinking of kevin underwood http://downloads.newsok.com/documents/Underwoodvideotapetranscript.pdf

and no i dont think he was. there was a thread 10 yehars ago http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1852770 where a bunch of goons went " LOL I BET HES A GOON, i WONDER WHAT FORUM HE POSTS IN" and tried to detective but i think the conclussion was that he didnt

e: oh i guess he did have an account but it was like 50 posts. not even close to goon-tier

Xaris fucked around with this message at 08:18 on Jan 19, 2015

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW
lowtax is dead inside and he is a jew so he goes to hell which is unfortunate

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

That midget from 2007 or so who had all those retarded stories. He was pretty hosed looking and might be dead.

Oh you mean your dad?

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Corek posted:

brewkakke, the joose dealer who was found dead on the side of the road

Aww thats the dude who was so depressing he unintentionally convinced me to stop doing drugs and then promptly keeled over and died. My favorite deadgoon <3

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

read through any old TCC megathread and you'll come across a bunch of goons who were permabanned after dying from overdose

rip all those goons

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Two Ton 21 posted:

Stop playing DOTA2 and get a job you sack of poo poo.

uh i did both of those things like two years ago bruh

kinda weird and creepy and obsessive of you to know years old facts about forums poster Pomp though

Two Ton 21
Dec 6, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Pomp posted:

uh i did both of those things like two years ago bruh

kinda weird and creepy and obsessive of you to know years old facts about forums poster Pomp though

liar

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

he became a pro dota player

Two Ton 21
Dec 6, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

TOILETLORD posted:

he became a pro dota player

All pro all the time.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


End Of Worlds posted:

caro has got to be in the top 2 or 3 weirdest sagas this hosed up poo poo palace of a forum has ever played a role in

caro is by far the best rip

Two Ton 21
Dec 6, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

caro is by far the best rip

Naw, McCaine's morals on his sex tour of Thailand was better.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Two Ton 21 posted:

Naw, McCaine's morals on his sex tour of Thailand was better.

mccaine is not a goon that is dead

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Wren. She was terminally ill, I think it was cancer.

Two Ton 21
Dec 6, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

mccaine is not a goon that is dead

His morals, and maybe t-cell count sure are.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
I remember a chubby girl with big old emo glasses and Super mario tattoos on her wrists who was murdered when a guy dressed up like her roommate and pretended to be feeding the cats or something and then STABBO and the chubby girl died alone and chubby and SA was filled with goondolences but I've never heard anyone ever mention it again so I'm not positive on this.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
If you are permabanned, are you still a goon? This is important because when they die, they are permabanned. If this is the case, there are no dead goons.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

genesplicer posted:

If you are permabanned, are you still a goon? This is important because when they die, they are permabanned. If this is the case, there are no dead goons.

on the other hand, do the mods catch 100% of dead goons? how many were just insane loners who died and then nobody informed the mods? there could be loads of dead goons and we'd never know :spooky:

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Pomp posted:

uh i did both of those things like two years ago bruh

kinda weird and creepy and obsessive of you to know years old facts about forums poster Pomp though

Having a functioning memory definitely = weird and creepy.

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

The Mad Archivist posted:

all of us, by august, thanks to the gamma ray flare

#Knowing

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President Kucinich
Feb 21, 2003

Bitterly Clinging to my AK47 and Das Kapital

Can we get some dead goon post histories up in here?

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