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The Rage posted:he was enormous and getting more and more enormous and that kills you so did he off himself or did he get too big...or did he off himself because he kept getting bigger?
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 13:50 |
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I don't know and we'll probably never know. But there doesn't seem to have been a solid reason for him to kill himself if his primary problem was gigantism: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Show#Personal_life Just get surgery that keeps your heart from exploding.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 13:53 |
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Wren was a really heartwrenching one. A few months ago the mods finally got around to permabanning her account, but I guess so many people threw a fit that they had to un-ban her even tho she's still dead. Damiya killed herself, her suicide note was a hosed up Facebook update to get. The admins scrubbed her SA posts and YOSPOS cared for about 2 pages before changing the subject to sports and cats. The FYAD threads before and after the death of Ty Peppar were really funny. I mean suicide isn't a funny thing but he killed himself because he read FYAD obsessively and kept spreadsheets on their posters and stats and stuff, and wouldn't stop making angry wikipedia posts about what he suspected they were up to so his Wiki Admin privileges were rescinded and he killed himself because he was distraught over his wiki-demotion, which is hilarious. Roy from CA was an all right guy and he was the first PTSD vet I knew to shoot himself. There's gonna be a whole lot more. Syd Midnight fucked around with this message at 21:57 on Jan 20, 2015 |
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I am dead. Replaced by XP.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 16:11 |
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Syd Midnight posted:Damiya killed herself, her suicide note was a hosed up Facebook update to get. The admi9ns scrubbed her posts and YOSPOS cared for about 2 pages before changing the subject to sports and cats. ...Jesus.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 16:20 |
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jesus christ. i remember FSJ being an okay poster in FYAD. like i think he mostly talked about lifting weights. i had no idea that he carved posters names into himself and died
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 16:21 |
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Bicyclops posted:jesus christ. i remember FSJ being an okay poster in FYAD. like i think he mostly talked about lifting weights. i had no idea that he carved posters names into himself and died we had a batman villain?
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 16:22 |
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i was around for the ty peppar thing but i can't remember the details and i'm sure as hell not reading through it because i think it was suicide and that's really depressing.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 16:23 |
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Beep Street posted:The goon with the insane nerdy conputer grave was the funniest goon death. If anyone has a link to that thread I will love you forever. It's a nerdy/goony grave, sure. But no person dying young is funny
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 16:37 |
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Melmac posted:It's a nerdy/goony grave, sure. But no person dying young is funny holy poo poo how much that cost
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 16:38 |
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Probably tens of thousands of dollars. Having never lost a child, I can't imagine what parents must go through, so I am assuming they used that as part of their coping. I doubt he wanted his SA name on his tombstone, but his parents probably just plastered everything he loved into one big memorial.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 16:44 |
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Uno the card game or Uno pizza?
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 16:47 |
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Melmac posted:It's a nerdy/goony grave, sure. But no person dying young is funny His parents gave him bad advice about bedbugs. A shoe won't do poo poo. Neither will love.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 17:04 |
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Melmac posted:It's a nerdy/goony grave, sure. But no person dying young is funny rip sk8ter4lyf
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 17:07 |
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Inevitable posted:His parents gave him bad advice about bedbugs. A shoe won't do poo poo. Neither will love. His parents should have given him advice on how to ride a motorcycle also I'm pretty sure uno is the amount of times he had sex with a woman
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 17:08 |
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TOILETLORD posted:holy poo poo how much that cost Omfg. How sad.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 17:10 |
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Tony Homo posted:Omfg. How sad. not my kid why i care
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 17:13 |
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Borky is still the saddest, because the high point of his life was a post about how pathetic he was. His parents probably even gave him a tombstone that says "Here lies Borky he never scored."
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 17:26 |
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Why are we always putting clever poo poo on the outside of the burial site? Put that poo poo on the inside were the dead dude can read it ffs
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 17:32 |
we have so much blood on our hands
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 17:39 |
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Smiling Mandrill posted:Borky is still the saddest, because the high point of his life was a post about how pathetic he was. His parents probably even gave him a tombstone that says "Here lies Borky he never scored." I hope my tombstone says "bitch is dead lmfao"
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 17:39 |
it's been a couple of pages since anyone mentioned that caro is dead in a syrian torture pit and i really odnt want us to lose sight of that important fact
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 17:48 |
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End Of Worlds posted:it's been a couple of pages since anyone mentioned that caro is dead in a syrian torture pit and i really odnt want us to lose sight of that important fact you just know he is a goon king of isis now
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 17:49 |
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american sniper II will be about Caro, and instead of flashbacks to his family life you see him shitposting, getting probated, and Ozma sitting in a shed clicking the "ban" button
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 17:58 |
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ozma killed caro
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 18:02 |
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midnightclimax posted:american sniper II will be about Caro, and instead of flashbacks to his family life you see him shitposting, getting probated, and Ozma sitting in a shed clicking the "ban" button would be better than the first one
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 18:08 |
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midnightclimax posted:american sniper II will be about Caro, and instead of flashbacks to his family life you see him shitposting, getting probated, and Ozma sitting in a shed clicking the "ban" button found footage film, about a muslim family, slowly realizing their life is going to change forever
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 18:09 |
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TOILETLORD posted:you just know he is a goon king of isis now I can honestly see this happening. Like three years from now Caro will be listed as being Al-Qaeda in Bahrain's number two guy.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 18:13 |
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Melmac posted:It's a nerdy/goony grave, sure. But no person dying young is funny I dunno that's pretty hilarious.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 18:15 |
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Minimalist Program posted:rip sk8ter4lyf Poor sk8ter4lyf. I hope Tony Homo, TOILETLORD, Suicide Sam E, Creepy Colon and all the rest of you live long meaningful lives, at least long enough for your parents to die first.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 18:17 |
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Rambling Robot posted:Poor sk8ter4lyf. i come from a long line of unkillables that die from our brains rotting in our 70's so yeah
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 18:18 |
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what do you guys want done when you're dead? i want my skeleton to be turned into an animatronic who sits in a chair and makes dad joke level puns for my grandchildren to enjoy. like "i have a bone to pick with you!" and "i've been dying to meet you!"
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 18:20 |
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Bicyclops posted:what do you guys want done when you're dead? i want my skeleton to be turned into an animatronic who sits in a chair and makes dad joke level puns for my grandchildren to enjoy. like "i have a bone to pick with you!" and "i've been dying to meet you!" if i have the money i will waste my entire wealth paying ot get taxidermied badly and then set some where public
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 18:21 |
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I guess I did imagine that chubby mario-tattooed girl who was stabbed by a guy dressed up like her roommate because no one seems to remember this. She had like, a mushroom on one wrist and a star on the other, and i remember she wore big dumb emo frame glasses. I wonder how i came up with this and why I've remembered it for all these years because it's one of my earliest memories of the forums.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 18:22 |
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Smiling Mandrill posted:I can honestly see this happening. Like three years from now Caro will be listed as being Al-Qaeda in Bahrain's number two guy. I love the idea of Caro being like Krycek from the X Files just when you think he's finally dead he turns up running a Russian military camp
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 18:23 |
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Shasta Orange Soda posted:tear leopard was the rear end in a top hat goonette, and i think it was something like the girl who killed herself had "cute" in her username and tear leopard wondered why people who call themselves cute on the internet are always ugly. The story behind this is even worse. I wasn't familiar with what happened so I looked up the thread where her death was announced and it turns out she was raped two weeks prior to committing suicide. She even made a thread about it here looking for support. Everyone thought she was lying.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 18:27 |
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flashstickjustice came out to his parents as gay, who then promptly disowned him and treated him like garbage and he eventually killed himself b/c of that swyss died by jumping off a parking garage but before he did that he jumped off something really tall in world of warcraft and killed himself from fall damage
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 18:32 |
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ts12 didn't kill himself... he was just doing a post birth abortion for the financial good of his parents...
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 18:33 |
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Furnok Dorn posted:flashstickjustice came out to his parents as gay, who then promptly disowned him and treated him like garbage and he eventually killed himself b/c of that yeah, i do remember him talking a lot about being gay in fyad, although i didn't remember that his parents weren't okay about it. i think the suicides are sad and not funny. RIP.
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# ? Jan 20, 2015 18:34 |
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Furnok Dorn posted:
Lmao
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