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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

SHISHKABOB posted:

If you have no sex drive then you are probably mentally damaged in some way.

tbh it could just mean that your genetics are poo poo and not worthy of passing on

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TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
is the OP just trying to say he doesn't understand courting?

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
You know those people that you care about and enjoy spending time with? Like your friends and family? You should cut off contact with them unless they have sex with you. They are literally stealing your time.

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

ScratchAndSniff posted:

Divorce is expensive and if I had to pay child support I would be below the poverty line. Living with someone who hates me is much preferable to living in a ghetto.

Jokes on you

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Bishop posted:

I think autistic jokes are overplayed but here's a hint : the human male and female often enjoy each other's company without sex being involved

Lol what s load of baloney.

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

Offensive Clock
sex is gross and smelly thats why im an asexual single celled amoeba otherkin

Bugdrvr
Mar 7, 2003

I've been in several relationships where sex ended up secondary to the codependency. People get comfortable and are scared to end it and go search for someone they are truly compatible with.
I tend to have a relationship like that for however many years it can be limped along, break up and have sex with a bunch of people for validation then settle back into a broken relationship. I'm also functionally retarded and should be shunned.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Pvt.Scott posted:

You know those people that you care about and enjoy spending time with? Like your friends and family? You should cut off contact with them unless they have sex with you. They are literally stealing your time.

I like how when I read this in some other subforum, I hear this sorta vapid sarcastic second-order lecturing opinion below it and it just strikes this really lovely tone with me and I hate it. Then when I read a post like this in GBS I can take it at 100% face value in some meta 5th order irony-that's-actually-sincerity way and it's much funnier and easier to take.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

a posting ghost posted:

I like how when I read this in some other subforum, I hear this sorta vapid sarcastic second-order lecturing opinion below it and it just strikes this really lovely tone with me and I hate it. Then when I read a post like this in GBS I can take it at 100% face value in some meta 5th order irony-that's-actually-sincerity way and it's much funnier and easier to take.

finally some success

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Bugdrvr posted:

I've been in several relationships where sex ended up secondary to the codependency. People get comfortable and are scared to end it and go search for someone they are truly compatible with.
I tend to have a relationship like that for however many years it can be limped along, break up and have sex with a bunch of people for validation then settle back into a broken relationship. I'm also functionally retarded and should be shunned.

same

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Pvt.Scott posted:

You know those people that you care about and enjoy spending time with? Like your friends and family? You should cut off contact with them unless they have sex with you. They are literally stealing your time.
You know what you call someone you're close to but don't have sex with? Friend or family.

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
idk op, probably? who freakin cares?

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

if you're laying around while you do something there's no recent you shouldn't be penetrating/penetrated by your partner simultaneously

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
stay single use internet to get sex keep $$$$$$$$

big dig
Sep 11, 2001

Cowboys > Ninjas
i havent had sex with my wife in 2 months because she has cancer and i got a hooker

rj54x
Sep 16, 2007
Because you start off enjoying the sexing of your partner, but become incredibly bored with them because you've been pounding the same V for years and despite wanting to put your dong in literally anybody else just for a change of pace you stick around because you generally enjoy that person's company even if their genitals have become the equivalent of an episode of seinfeld that you've already seen forty-seven times.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
the japs hav eevolved past sex, 50% dont do it anymore

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/11357201/Nearly-50-per-cent-of-Japanese-adults-not-having-sex.html

maybe theyre japanese, is what im saying. have you considered it?

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
people across the world are steadily warping their minds with the abuse of unlimited access to internet porn -- images that your brain views as real things you are really having sex with eventually making it physically impossible to have sex with an actual person. i'm not surprised japanese people with their predisposition to jerking off at cartoons are the first to suffer this new epidemic's logical conclusion

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Amateur Saboteur posted:

people across the world are steadily warping their minds with the abuse of unlimited access to internet porn -- images that your brain views as real things you are really having sex with eventually making it physically impossible to have sex with an actual person. i'm not surprised japanese people with their predisposition to jerking off at cartoons are the first to suffer this new epidemic's logical conclusiuon

they just want half of their population to die so there are jobs and they don't have to live in rooms americans would consider a small closet.

ChairMaster
Aug 22, 2009

by R. Guyovich
i'm pretty jealous of people with no sex drive, I'm jerkin it like 8-9 times per week here

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

ChairMaster posted:

i'm pretty jealous of people with no sex drive, I'm jerkin it like 8-9 times per week here
if you had such a strong sex drive it would "drive" you to have "sex". not be drowning in a river of your own ejaculate

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

rj54x posted:

Because you start off enjoying the sexing of your partner, but become incredibly bored with them because you've been pounding the same V for years and despite wanting to put your dong in literally anybody else just for a change of pace you stick around because you generally enjoy that person's company even if their genitals have become the equivalent of an episode of seinfeld that you've already seen forty-seven times.

Unfair on seinfeld imo.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

TOILETLORD posted:

they just want half of their population to die so there are jobs and they don't have to live in rooms americans would consider a small closet.

Revelation: bratty yanks are the only people who feel the need to live in an aircraft hanger.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

opus111 posted:

Revelation: bratty yanks are the only people who feel the need to live in an aircraft hanger.

our balls need room to breathe. you euros dont have that problem

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

NurhacisUrn posted:

The wacky morning DJ says Democracy's a joke.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

Bugdrvr posted:

I've been in several relationships where sex ended up secondary to the codependency. People get comfortable and are scared to end it and go search for someone they are truly compatible with.
I tend to have a relationship like that for however many years it can be limped along, break up and have sex with a bunch of people for validation then settle back into a broken relationship. I'm also functionally retarded and should be shunned.

We should trade notes

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ScratchAndSniff posted:

Divorce is expensive and if I had to pay child support I would be below the poverty line. Living with someone who hates me is much preferable to living in a ghetto.

same

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Amateur Saboteur posted:

if you had such a strong sex drive it would "drive" you to have "sex". not be drowning in a river of your own ejaculate

Maybe he wants to leave this world like that. Go out on his own terms :)

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

Amateur Saboteur posted:

if you had such a strong sex drive it would "drive" you to have "sex". not be drowning in a river of your own ejaculate

Whoa whoa whoa who's coming enough to drown themselves, much less in something exorbitant like a river?

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
i'm the sad guy that was m-bating while he had a gf that was probably not that attractive.

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

Bugdrvr posted:

I've been in several relationships where sex ended up secondary to the codependency. People get comfortable and are scared to end it and go search for someone they are truly compatible with.
I tend to have a relationship like that for however many years it can be limped along, break up and have sex with a bunch of people for validation then settle back into a broken relationship. I'm also functionally retarded and should be shunned.

I admire people who truly understand themselves.

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

spooky girlfriend posted:

I admire people who truly understand themselves.

Same.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

spooky girlfriend posted:

I admire people who truly understand themselves.

i like to fukc people

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

i like to fukc people

I also like this.

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
your brain is programmed to make you stupid and codependent , evolution owned your stupid rear end

bling bling bilal
Sep 30, 2013
Why bother with incessant nagging or pelvic exercises when you can watch filthy, filthy pornos all day, errr' day

Pretty sure, if you watched enough porn, you won't be having sex, period, regardless of being in a relationship.

So OP, there are people who are in "romantic" relationships who do not gently caress. Because their brains are so fried by porn that their genitals are no longer capable of normal reproduction functions.

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008

jarjarbinksfan621 posted:

i'm very clever and cool, i just haven't found my audience yet. it is a drag being so before your time that your pearls look like rock salt to the lowly commoner.

this is the best name/post combo ever.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

EvilJoven posted:

So how long since your SO touched your dilz, OP? Sorry to say but its not a good sign if she doesn't want to screw.

Its been less than 24 hours for me because I have a healthy relationship with my wife :smuggo:

i also have a healthy relationship w ur wife

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

bling bling bilal posted:

So OP, there are people who are in "romantic" relationships who do not gently caress. Because their brains are so fried by porn that their genitals are no longer capable of normal reproduction functions.

this is going to be the norm for a lot of people

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guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

ill literally be able to answer that for you in a year or something

maybe not precisely why but the existence/probability and some metadata, sure.

guidoanselmi fucked around with this message at 10:05 on Jan 22, 2015

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