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Jan 19, 2015 19:16
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I am a male, wear women's clothes, and I am overly obsessive about certain topics Did I do that right? I'm now obsessing over whether I did it right.
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Jan 19, 2015 19:20
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*sleeps with hot blond across the hall
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Jan 19, 2015 19:20
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Oh hey, Mrs. Danvers! I'm just putting the finishing touches on the modifications to your washing machine! If my calculations are correct, you should see a 200% boost in efficiency! *Entire house is filled with suds ten seconds later*
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Jan 19, 2015 19:22
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*studies physics, goes in to finance* *buys football team*
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Jan 19, 2015 19:23
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BTAS was the best.
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Jan 19, 2015 19:24
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*has giant dick and is best lay you'll ever have in your pathetic life*
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Jan 19, 2015 19:33
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*isn't sure if i did do that*
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Jan 19, 2015 19:34
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I don't even own a TV 
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Jan 19, 2015 19:36
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*posts in TVIV* *is a tv nerd*
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Jan 19, 2015 19:36
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*hacks into the DoD website* *extrapolates from a theoretical database* *zooms, enhances*
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Jan 19, 2015 19:37
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*assumes calculations are correct* *christmas is ruined*
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Jan 19, 2015 20:09
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Rajjoble posted:*assumes calculations are correct*
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Jan 19, 2015 20:10
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hmm there seems to be an encrypted firewall. this is going to take awhile
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Jan 19, 2015 20:17
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Maka posted:hmm there seems to be an encrypted firewall. this is going to take awhile oh no they are hacking our mega rams board
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Jan 19, 2015 20:18
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GUYS I HAVE TO STUDY FOR MY ADVANCED CHEMISTRY TEST BUT CAPTAIN PICARD IS SPEAKING AT THE STUDENT UNION ABOUT STAR TREK !! *OH NO FACE*
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Jan 19, 2015 20:30
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*Builds most advanced robot in the world to do my chores for me* *Robot goes wrong and tries to take my place*
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Jan 19, 2015 20:33
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oh i thought this was a thread where we pretend to be nerds that care way too much about a tv show like most of sa does NO SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!
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Jan 19, 2015 20:35
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is that an old zenith?
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Jan 19, 2015 20:35
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TOILETLORD posted:oh no they are hacking our mega rams board just reroute the encryptions
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Jan 19, 2015 20:36
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*surrounded by hot single female friends who wear skin tight tank tops with their nipples erect 24/7*
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Jan 19, 2015 20:36
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*a huge crowd bursts out laughing every time I tell a joke  *
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Jan 19, 2015 20:36
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naem posted:*surrounded by hot single female friends who wear skin tight tank tops with their nipples erect 24/7* *gets a boner ALL THE TIME*
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Jan 19, 2015 20:37
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*Being unable to get laid is a central facet of my character* *Actually has had sex with fifteen different women in under four years*
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Jan 19, 2015 20:39
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oh no a blind date... i hope im not too socially awkward in this restaurant!!!!!!!!!! *GULP*
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Jan 19, 2015 20:39
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No, really, Game of Thrones is fantastic, you need to watch it
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Jan 19, 2015 20:40
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bazinga
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Jan 19, 2015 20:41
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wait is this thread about the nerd characters on tv or the nerds who watch them p. ambiguous imo
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Jan 19, 2015 20:42
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open container posted:wait is this thread about the nerd characters on tv or the nerds who watch them oh i just love the framing of this set on alf
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Jan 19, 2015 20:44
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Hello Carl, I have broken into your house once again to demonstrate my latest invention and sexualy harass your eldest daughter.
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Jan 19, 2015 20:45
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TOILETLORD posted:oh i just love the framing of this set on alf Clearly derivative of Fresh Prince blocking in its fifth season, unfortunately
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Jan 19, 2015 20:45
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[internal monologue] "there she is... alexis spondorellisa, the hottest girl in school" *blonde girl actually like 29 pretending to be 18 walks past, slo-mo, hair extremely feathered and bouncy* "i wonder if she'll ever notice me.." [off screen boner erupts] *girl notices gross nerd boner and falls on her rear end laughing. other hallway classmates notice this as well and follow suit until narrator is literally the only person standing upright*
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Jan 19, 2015 20:46
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*never makes references to anime or manga*
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Jan 19, 2015 21:00
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im really mad about game of thrones spoilers
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Jan 19, 2015 21:02
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gggiiimmmppp posted:im really mad about game of thrones spoilers Especially when girls (ew) pretend to know what they are talking about to exploit desperate nerds Bazinga?
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Jan 19, 2015 21:04
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*takes off glasses, spends 2 minutes adjusting hair into the mirror, reverts back into looking like the male model who plays me*
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Jan 19, 2015 21:04
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*is female nerd* *is bookish and good at science, which the audience knows because I have six books on a shelf above my bed and a telescope pointing out my window* *is just frumpy enough to let female audiences identify with me, while still hot enough that guys like watching the show as well*
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Jan 19, 2015 21:10
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"Think you can hack into the mainframe TV Nerd Guy?" "Does '01111001 01100101 01110011' mean 'yes' in binary?" *blank stare from professional main character dude* "I'll get right on it sir  "
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Hello Carl, I have once again broken into your house. This time with my genetic clone. I have reprogrammed him to be a cooler version of myself. Please note his sharp turtleneck and sportcoat ensemble.
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