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glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
This is pretty much classic Parsons: in the middle of satirizing something, he slowly segues into satirizing something completely different, which is both overblown and believable.

http://www.somethingawful.com/news/colton-burpo-cyberpunk/

It seems like he is a little less active on this site in the past year, at least when it comes to writing this type of thing. I know he is busy with other (perhaps more remunerative) projects but I would like to see more of this type of stuff here!

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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
This is brilliant; I was about to post a thread for it myself.

I lost it at

quote:

"Lu Cypher. Get it? Spinner of techno black magic from the depths of the Neural Grid. He was once a runner, like all of the 4ngels, but he turned his back on them and sold out to the Sonubishi Electric Corporation. Corner office. Two personal assistants. And multiple layers of encryption on his data file. But once Techno Jesus gives you a run, you have to hit the keys or wind up brain burned."

Livestock
Jan 22, 2001

TOO SEXY FOR DEMOCRACY
This whole article was delightful.

Lagg
Nov 10, 2005

The wilder the hat, the wilder the man.
We need a follow up.

I have to know what Mexican Heaven is like!

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

Lagg posted:

We need a follow up.

I have to know what Mexican Heaven is like!

I was thinking the same thing!

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johntfs
Jun 7, 2013

by Cowcaster
Soiled Meat

Lagg posted:

We need a follow up.

I have to know what Mexican Heaven is like!

Just watch the Machete movies.

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